Artcow SamanthaPrater / EruzaArto / DefyingGravityAgain / Emily Nicole Cassidy / Willowtheway / Uniloax - Special Ed Art Thief and "Big Bonned" Attention Whore; Perpetual Liar; Cucumber Princess; Negligent Animal Abuser; Twice Investigated for Murder

Guilty people run and hide, which is exactly what Emily is currently doing. I suspect she is frantically trying to contact Aunt Lisa to have her burn the scarves to erase all her DNA evidence.
God damn, I hope she hasn't been pestering Lisa in response to this thread.

My guess is because she's slutty and secretly gets off at exposing herself. I can't think of any other reason why somebody would feel the need to jump at the need to 'disprove the haters' with a photo op from the shower. She always threatens it with this sort of 'do you dare me to' sort of tone. Maybe she thinks she's being flirty. She made fun of my cock, yet somehow I've had the willpower to not show you all.
I wouldn't be surprised if she read your name and thought your Dick is the most important thing about you. Your Main thing even.
 
This thread has gone way off topic.. :| I'm not being flirty. I just don't allow Misinformation to spread about my name ONLINE where it can be seen everywhere. I've had the police at my door TWICE because of you all. some people take you seriously!

this isn't a joking matter to them. I've been banned and PRE Banned all because of this thread. I want people to actually come ask ME about MY life instead of relying on a thread that actually doesn't have the normal proof needed.
 
This thread has gone way off topic.. :| I'm not being flirty. I just don't allow Misinformation to spread about my name ONLINE where it can be seen everywhere. I've had the police at my door TWICE because of you all. some people take you seriously!

this isn't a joking matter to them. I've been banned and PRE Banned all because of this thread. I want people to actually come ask ME about MY life instead of relying on a thread that actually doesn't have the normal proof needed.
If you want people to ask about your life you should go see your family.
 
This thread has gone way off topic.. :| I'm not being flirty. I just don't allow Misinformation to spread about my name ONLINE where it can be seen everywhere. I've had the police at my door TWICE because of you all. some people take you seriously!

this isn't a joking matter to them. I've been banned and PRE Banned all because of this thread. I want people to actually come ask ME about MY life instead of relying on a thread that actually doesn't have the normal proof needed.
How lonely is Christmas for you? Do you get jealous knowing everyone you obsess over enjoys festivities with their families?
 
I've been banned and PRE Banned all because of this thread.
List when, where, and who implemented the bans so we can tell them how awesome they are.

Edit: Also, another name for The List.
D.JPG
 
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I want people to actually come ask ME about MY life instead of relying on a thread that actually doesn't have the normal proof needed
Emily, can you confirm the rumors that your nickname in school was "Downey Emmy" because the kids thought you were retarded? I'm coming to YOU for the truth.

I want people to actually come ask ME about MY life instead of relying on a thread that actually doesn't have the normal proof needed
Emily, what about the rumors that you kept a rotting cucumber under your bed that you used as a masturbatory aide? We want YOUR side of events

I want people to actually come ask ME about MY life instead of relying on a thread that actually doesn't have the normal proof needed
Emily, I'm coming to YOU for YOUR version on what happened when you made a bomb threat to your own building and had all the disabled and elderly residents evacuate their homes and stand out in the freezing cold.

I want people to actually come ask ME about MY life instead of relying on a thread that actually doesn't have the normal proof needed
Emily, please tell us YOUR reasons for killing a litter of kittens and throwing them in the garbage.
 
I want people to actually come ask ME about MY life instead of relying on a thread that actually doesn't have the normal proof needed.
Do you often feel like you don't get enough attention, so you take steps to draw attention to yourself?

Which artist(s) do you consider to be your biggest influences?

Who's your favorite character from the Wizard of Oz series?
 
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This thread has gone way off topic.. :| I'm not being flirty. I just don't allow Misinformation to spread about my name ONLINE where it can be seen everywhere. I've had the police at my door TWICE because of you all. some people take you seriously!

this isn't a joking matter to them. I've been banned and PRE Banned all because of this thread. I want people to actually come ask ME about MY life instead of relying on a thread that actually doesn't have the normal proof needed.
Do you enjoy anal sex?
 
I want people to actually come ask ME about MY life
If this thread doesn't have the 'proof' then why do you give a shit? kiwifarms is not even close to mainstream, the userbase isn't very large, and an even smaller portion of that even read your thread. Why do you think this affects your real life at all?
I'm not being flirty.
then why do you keep threatening to strip, who does that?
 
then why do you keep threatening to strip, who does that?
She occasionally uses this to punish us for refusing to change the topic or outright embarrassing her. But the deck is stacked against her, on that front. If you've read her reaction to my cucumber story, you'd understand
 
Okay then, what did you mean when you said that litter of kittens died from 'incest'?
I'm not going to sperg about that, but I want to know too because holy shit.

What on God's green earth compelled her to throw dead kittens in the trash instead of giving them a dignified send-off???

Slight powerlevel, but I'm still a bit sour over how she tried to justify it when it was the current topic of this thread. Animal welfare is a pretty serious topic for me.
 
If you've read her reaction to my cucumber story, you'd understand
Yeah I'm pretty afraid to go digging for it I won't lie. Her tit nudes were already rough, I don't need to see her asshole.
 
Here it is
Again. WHY WOULD I LIE ABOUT A CUCUMBER IN MY VAGINA NEEDING SURGICALLY REMOVED? ! IT'S A STUPID LIE. IT'S A STUPID MOVE. SHOULD I GO A HEAD AND POST A PICTURE OF MY VAGINA TO PROVE THERE'S NO SURGICAL SCAR?!
But don't worry, she never actually did that. She "proved" to someone else that she had pubes because she made already filmed it, beforehand.
 
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