Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Bossman must hate his fuckin life, bros. There's obviously someone in the court that doesn't want to see him win. He's gonna fuck a dude...

Memes aside, this is looking grim. We will have to look at old clips for a long time. I am already going back to those discord audios. They are probably the last pieces of great content from him, imo.
 
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Mussolini’s Merkin said:
SUFFAH BISH
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Why? His only crime was enjoying some succulent crackarooski and smacking glass jawed rat dad who fucking deserved it. He entertained millions.

Honestly, it's the fucking drywall unions and Eddie greasing the palms of the judge to get our boy incarcerated for years to deprive us of content.
 
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Null said:
What is the point of vacation when boss ain't free
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For some background noise, here is Bossman's last real live stream. 4 hours of absolute cracked out craziness. After this is when he went offline and smacked around ratdad and ended up "in a facility" before being arrested.

Some highlights are at 17:50 and around 20 minute marks he talks about totally not getting arrested and totally not being on papers.
 
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Mark Goldbridge said:
Judge takes it upon themselves to fuck up his life, just give him 6 months for the drugs and leave it at that. He's done nothing to effect anyone except slap scotty a few times you fucking bitch ass judge.
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Ratdad had it coming. Da Bossman should be sentenced to community service. And the community service should be spending several hours slapping Ratdad in the face.
 
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Star Classic said:
They can take away our wigga Bossman but they can't take away our Big Bufords
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Their drive-thru ordering system is 100% AI-powered voice response now, and it absolutely sucks cock. Makes it not worth even trying to get a Big Buford anymore. Eddie's even screwing with those buttons.
 
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moocow said:
Their drive-thru ordering system is 100% AI-powered voice response now, and it absolutely sucks cock. Makes it not worth even trying to get a Big Buford anymore. Eddie's even screwing with those buttons.
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Have you tried asking for 67,000 cups of water? At least according to one video I saw, that gets a human on real quick.
 
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moocow said:
Their drive-thru ordering system is 100% AI-powered voice response now, and it absolutely sucks cock. Makes it not worth even trying to get a Big Buford anymore. Eddie's even screwing with those buttons.
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My local Checkers has a window you can order from staffed by a real person so I didn't go drive-thru I also hate drive-thrus

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The saddest thing is Bossman is probably Checker's best source of advertising.
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Worse yet they wont even lift a finger for him. Stupid rats man.

Checkers is not that great, if you don't have one you're not really missing out. their fries have a odd sweet after taste to them and while the Buford was pretty good it wasn't anything special. For the insane price I paid there I could've gone to the Five Guys and get a burger I know would be good and more fries than I'd need.
 
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The Backwards Man said:
Stage 1 (Shock) - Come on, dude!
Stage 2 (Denial) - There's no way! There's no fucking way we're gonna lose him again bro.
Stage 3 (Bargaining) - Come the fuck OOOOOON dude. WHERE THE FUCK IS HIS LUCK AT.
Stage 4 (Anger) - *incoherent screaming at parents down the hallway for being buzzkilling retards*
Stage 5 (Guilt) - I just broke another keyboard. Dude I'm done with this shit, I'm fucking quitting this shit it's ruining my fucking life.
Stage 6 (Sadness) - This is so fucking sad bro. This is so fucking wrong. Nobody wants to lift a finger to help him. I can't believe this man. <---- (We are here)
Stage 7 (Acceptance) - We just lost it all. You guys have a good night. (all the forum admins and moderators spam "I WANT TO DIE" in the chat a million times before deleting the entire forum)
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You forgot the part where he fucks a du...
 
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moocow said:
Their drive-thru ordering system is 100% AI-powered voice response now, and it absolutely sucks cock. Makes it not worth even trying to get a Big Buford anymore. Eddie's even screwing with those buttons.
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I went to a Rally's in rural western Kentucky for my first Big Buford™ experience a few weeks ago and was served by a True and Honest Shanequa and I know she wasn't a hologram as their shitty drive thru speaker was literally feeding my voice back and sounded like a two way radio from WW2.

Wasn't worth the hassle anyway. The Big Buford isn't all it's cracked up to be. :(
 
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