DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Redneck Ragnarok]

Is it? Steam says its EA and has a price. Maybe on console its free? I dunno.

It's 30$ and will go free to play when it gets out of EA in maybe 6 to 12 months. He would get destroyed in it.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

That and a grown man saying "yummy"

don't forget a grown man also saying "dooody" "poopy" a lot. lol

 

[UsedUp]

This is classic dsp, no one fucks dsp like dsp does to himself, trying new things his  audience has suggested 10 to 15 years too late and wonders where everyone went.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Phil just doesn't get it... The fucking delusion post stream clarity

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>back to making $50 a stream and barely getting by
I thought that $50 was a good and successful stream though

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I don't feel good Phil bros. THE STREAK MAY BE GONE!

 

[shekelshoah666]

It's 30$ and will go free to play when it gets out of EA in maybe 6 to 12 months. He would get destroyed in it.

He is one of the best gamers in the country and has mastered all of the souls games he would master it quickly ( )

At least old DSP has some passion of playing shit right when it came out and trying to get in on the ground floor on YouTube for views. Now he just plays everything late and spends over half his stream talking and begging.

 

[A Guy™]

I don't feel good Phil bros. THE STREAK MAY BE GONE!
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The king and redemption arc is gone and now we're in the rat on a sinking ship arc. We're so fucking back.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

I must admit I am surprised that he missed the goal again today. Perhaps the COD stream triggered something for the KC dents. I always wondered why any KC dents whaled out on Phil, because in my mind (granted I am biased) any sort of detractor seethe, whether on YouTube videos or internet forums, is no where close to as entertaining as Phil seethe. If you enjoy KC, I would assume you enjoy embarrassing toxicity, and there really isn't any one better in that department than a desperate Phil who isn't hitting his goals. Maybe seeing how entertaining an angry Phil is on the COD streams made them realized that they were actively hurting content, but it's more likely they just ran out of streamer money due to KC streaming more often recently.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

>back to making $50 a stream and barely getting by
I thought that $50 was a good and successful stream though

Oh, this was before the streak. Remember, he can't get another job that pays him this well. Before, it was $50 a stream, now it's $300 a stream.

Greed is massively strong.

 

[SauceRyuKen]

Y'know, asides from Mighty D's outro being a rave song set to Phil being smug as fuck about the streak and "THAT WAS MAH DEPRESSHIN" it really doesn't feel like a party up in here.

It's almost as if we don't really give much of a fuck about Phil getting tons of money either way huh? Good luck selling that you're felting the detractors by filling the Klahset Kween's Purse with dentcoin.

Spoiler: Phil's extra-whaled streak speculation

Again, the age old question of why even give money to streamers at all, but to Phil specifically, comes to the forefront. This situation is uncanny as fuck, I'll say that. Somehow Phil hooks several whales with the actual capacity to finance an entire individual's lavish lifestyle. And they chose Phil. A dull spendthrift unable to provide even the tiniest iota of entertainment, who turns right around and starts acting ungrateful towards them the very second his income dips under 300 bucks a DAY. Luck build is fucking egregious.

And even if you do fill the Kween's Purse, his first instinct is to just turbo out of the stream and phone in all the kwality khantent. Less PvP, absolutely no co-op, wagequits everywhere, absolute refusal to play anything above normal... Seems like the obvious course of action is to put him on notice so he goes back to actually dancing for nickels. That's the only good thing about Phil.

Quick reminder that Luther Motherfucking Kujo and his Lisp+Stutter khambo managed to get featured in DSP's streams a few years back. What are the current day whales getting for their outrageous donations?

I suppose, and it's pretty much 100% speculation, the idea was that by whaling Phil, all of us would cope, seethe and dilate in a very obvious and public way. Phil certainly tried to push this angle, while painting us as both batshit insane and a nebulous, nefarious hivemind. God damn, we even had those dudes coming in here and telling us that Hitler existed so Phil was peachy fucking keen in comparison. That coupled with Null's general dislike of this board, I think, are probably the reasons why Phil enjoyed boosted whaling for a while. Maybe people are just wising up now. We REALLY were always just casual lahlcau aficionados at worst and, simultaneously, that Phil at his best has never been better than a slimy snake oil salesman.

Look, this board is a mishmash of older than average internet dwellers, Phil's a comfort cow. He's always there, he always sucks, and he's not going anywhere. The ride's not even remotely high octane. We don't know if Bossman's gonna even be alive by this time next tuesday, let alone what's gonna happen next year. We know Phil's gonna die of a stroke in the next fifteen years while clutching a Street Fighter 12 controller. We know Kat's going nowhere. If somebody was expecting a twelve level deep pysop where you got to turn a bunch of overall pretty reasonable dudes into that Breaking Bad HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT meme, they always had something else coming. Nobody cared that much. Hell, if anything, people care a lot LESS since the bank leaks killed the mystery. Yes, Phil pisses most of his income away on Gacha. Yes, you'd have to be a retard to donate to that under guise of "Helping his family". No, Kat's NEVER getting a honeymoon. To be fair, she doesn't deserve it. But I digress.

Phil has no hero's journey. Phil's happy to remain stagnant where he is. He'd love more money for less work, and if someone wants to juice him to his heart's content, good fucking luck, because he'll never be content. Phil's ideal situation is being handed 300 dollars a day for not even showing up to stream, and it could get more ideal-er by upping the dollar amount he gets handed. He won't be your friend, he won't be thankful, and if you fucking dare even give him the slightest bit of advice he'll basically call you a broke boy and instaban you out of his life for good. Unless someone has a very specific thing for pasty middle aged ghouls findomming their ass, there's much better uses for money. There's no happy endings, for anyone involved, of any kind.

The fact that he's gotten this sort of windfall not once, but TWICE and the dude has absolutely 0 plans for the money or ideas other than "Into the gacha moneypit it goes!" goes to show that helping Phil is NEVER gonna get a funny reaction from anyone, nor is it gonna actually help him get his shit together and move on to greater things. At this point anyone whaling for Phil is legit better off just setting that money on fire. SOMEONE will react to that at the very least.

To anyone else, this would be life-changing money. To Phil, he won't even roll out of bed in his stained Zelda jammies to answer a Keemstar phone call to the tune of 50K. That said, it's sure to buy a shitload of 6 star Hogans.

I bet three weeks straight of not hitting any goals would get him to finally get his gouty ass on Fightcade, for real this time, on his shiny new PC. Just saying.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I always wondered why any KC dents whaled out on Phil

KC fans are downie political spergs who donate to them (and Phil) to dunk on the libtards. If you look at Phil’s kick chat, you’ll see people with names like “TrumpPePe” “NateHiggers14_88” “DJTrumpReal” “DarkMaga” etc…
These people follow will follow(and donate) to anyone spergs like KC tell them to.
Now, Kino has kind of disown him (most likely they can’t get more money from hosting him). The /pol/tards will stop going to Phil and stop donating.
I think Kino only did shit with Phil once he got in the negative spotlight from people like moist and Turkey Tom. They got money from him being on his show and now they just don’t care anymore.
Give it sometime, they will disown phil. Most likely from phil “supporting” gay people in the past or some shit like that.

Also, since phil started to get into right wing shit, he took down the LGBT slide from his opening lmao. His views changes once money gets into play

 

[johnkimble123]

I must admit I am surprised that he missed the goal again today. Perhaps the COD stream triggered something for the KC dents. I always wondered why any KC dents whaled out on Phil, because in my mind (granted I am biased) any sort of detractor seethe, whether on YouTube videos or internet forums, is no where close to as entertaining as Phil seethe. If you enjoy KC, I would assume you enjoy embarrassing toxicity, and there really isn't any one better in that department than a desperate Phil who isn't hitting his goals. Maybe seeing how entertaining an angry Phil is on the COD streams made them realized that they were actively hurting content, but it's more likely they just ran out of streamer money due to KC streaming more often recently.

There's 4 events that fucked him, and they are 100% his own doing:

• Weaselly way of reacting to documentary, not coming 100% clean on DFTR WWE Champions account
• Weaselly way he handled the Craig interview
• Krabby patty bait & switch, and the excuses behind it
• Election and hard grift right

After every one of these he had a dip in attendance, dip in "organic" support, and for the last 2, dip in whales.

Every one of those was 100% a DSP decision. Kino basically absolved him of all WWE Champions guilt and he still couldn't come out honestly there. His ego was so bruised by the SS interview that he couldn't just be civil and not be an asshole with Craig. His laziness (and probably thinking he could get away with it) when it came to not getting the Krabby Patty that he hyped all week because it wasn't on a delivery app for a restaurant down the street. And immediately either going mask off legit or grifting to right-wing talking points.

Kino basically gifted him a bunch of paypigs and a crowd, and he lost nearly every bit of it in 4 months. That's hilarious. All he has left are his new toys.

 

[KD6-3.7]

These people tipping Phil are just beyond pathetic. I honestly can barely find the words anymore to describe what I’m seeing when it comes to Phil’s current begging, and the dregs he convinces to tip. Somebody tipped like $15 a bit ago and their message was like “Hey Phil. I’ve been having a tough time lately…” yadda yadda. Basically your typical “poor me” message, and all Phil said was “Wow I’m sorry to hear that.” And added his name and moved on. I can’t imagine what these people are like “in real life”. Nobody on the internet baffles my brain more than DSP and his band of absolute retards.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I don't feel good Phil bros. THE STREAK MAY BE GONE!
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He's gonna take credit for this new change and idea despite it 100% being something someone in his or KCs chat said and he shot down with his usual smugness.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Perfect example of this TODAY.

During his post stream cope, the chat was begging him to play POE2. A game that is FREE to play. A game that I’ve seen streamers I’ve never heard of pulling the same amount of viewers that he does or better.

He shoots this idea down to instead play the almost 10 year old Bloodborne for a THIRD time.

He follows this up with ANOTHER planned Bloodborne session and fuckin Flight Simulator.

I don’t know if it’s his ego, the autism or both but I love it when his stupidity overrides his greed.

He's playing Bloodborne simply because he has a dedicated paypig for it. He's desperate for money so why not play the game that is guaranteed to hit the goal.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I'm confused. Am I supposed to be felted?

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Yeah, he's almost guarenteed to hit the goal on bloodbourne since it "le epic dsp dies" game. Then Flight Sim is Dent's play google maps, so of course they're gonna pay for that.

 

[PieceofShet]

>back to making $50 a stream and barely getting by
I thought that $50 was a good and successful stream though

Tbf, that was before he included schats and subs. That was 50dodo, tips only.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Holy fuck, he didn’t even get to do his pity burger? Has DSP addressed the dents not caring enough about DSP Tries It to hit one goal to get? That seems like a huge red flag lol

 

[PieceofShet]

10 of 11 minutes from the daily fap was begging, about money. Absolutely disgusting.

HERE IS THE NEW GRIFT!

-No more streak! If you keep mentioning it, you will probably get banned.
-If he hits 150dollars, thats +1, if not, nothing. Multiple goals per stream is on. No more felting us I guess.
-Rewards will be based on this number like dsp tries it every 10, viewers choice every 25.
-If he gets to 100, he will play Stellar Blade. And because there are no cons to this streak, he will eventually get to it meaning HE WILL GUARANTEED PLAY STELLAR BLADE! (until he makes an executive decision and not play it)
-If you give him 15000 dollars TODAY, he will play it tomorrow!

He also wants to play that new hyped card game next stream.


(I think he wont like this. He basicly removed the incentive for his dents to give him money, cause they will get the rewards eventually. And now DSP will have to do "more work" to reward this retardation. We will see I guess.)