Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SargonF00t]

Irrespective of all his fuck ups and parenting fails, one advantage the Rekieta kids will have as they go through life, is that they have had the bedroom destigmatised for them, thanks to Nick and April's forthright conversations with them.

 

[john marston]

As @TrainWreckWatcher said, it's not 4D gayops but just pure cult-think. The Qover alone has the truth and has to inoculate their children against the obvious degeneracy they are guilty of by insisting it's a good, wholesome, Christian, loving thing that the world wants to destroy. It never occurs to them that normal people find this insane. And if they do acknowledge that, like Kayla wanting to keep it on the downlow, they still resent having to pretend in front of lower-level intellects and will take every opportunity to let their beautiful, freaky selves out.

I don't really think April is a 4D chess mastermind. I was more exaggerating the absurdity of what she was saying/doing.

The fact that Rekieta and April were blitzed enough to think it was a good idea to tell his children about their polycule itself is border line retarded. But the fact that April would actually admit and moreover VOLUNTEER this information is truly next level. It seems more likely to me that this would be a gay-op.

[EDIT: Pronoun fix]

 

[Captain Manning]

I thought that was him, but thought the guy in the video was too fat...

You thought that because Sseth drew upon an older stream for the clip. Before he got super hard into the coke and turned into Gay Skeletor, Ragetwig of Spicer.

 

[ItsWhitneyBitch]

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Be honest guys:

Does my chili look better or worse than Rekieta's?

(This is Texas chili, hence chuck roast as the meat and no beans)

Little Watery, next time trim down on the initial burst of salt and while you are cooking it crush up some Tostitos or Cheap Equivalent and use them for a source of salt and to soak up a bit of liquid.

 

[Trianon]

I don't really think April is a 4D chess mastermind. I was more exaggerating the absurdity of what she was saying/doing.

The fact that Rekieta and April were blitzed enough to think it was a good idea to tell his children about their polycule itself is border line retarded. But the fact that April would actually admit and moreover VOLUNTEER this information is truly next level. It seems more likely to me that this would be a gay-op.

[EDIT: Pronoun fix]

Another option is that she was performing a shit test to prove her loyalty to Nick, thinking he wants not discretion but unwavering, shameless commitment to the bit that they did NOTHING wrong. Funny how the women in Nick's life get these WEIRD ideas about what he wants.

Edit: She was trying to get Nick's attention by proving that she will go along with any narrative. She wouldn't have been this overt if she weren't on the outs with him, and she needed a big swing to show she ~understands~ him.

 

[thebigdream]

Be honest guys:

Does my chili look better or worse than Rekieta's?

(This is Texas chili, hence chuck roast as the meat and no beans)

Chilli looks like slop no matter what you do, I'd feel comfortable that yours wouldn't give me food poisoning or AIDS though so congrats

 

[john marston]

Little Watery, next time trim down on the initial burst of salt and while you are cooking it crush up some Tostitos or Cheap Equivalent and use them for a source of salt and to soak up a bit of liquid.

Chilli looks like slop no matter what you do, I'd feel comfortable that yours wouldn't give me food poisoning or AIDS though so congrats

Good advice and thank you!

Another option is that she was performing a shit test to prove her loyalty to Nick, thinking he wants not discretion but unwavering, shameless commitment to the bit that they did NOTHING wrong. Funny how the women in Nick's life get these WEIRD ideas about what he wants.

Edit: She was trying to get Nick's attention by proving that she will go along with any narrative. She wouldn't have been this overt if she weren't on the outs with him, and she needed a big swing to show she ~understands~ him.

Trying to impress Nick Rekieta is comparable to Sysyphus. It's impossible and pointless

 

[demicolon]

Footage of Nick in the hot tub was in the latest Sseth video.

Isn't that Destiny, not Nick?

 

[A Cardboard Box]

The only real reason to kill this kind of animal in a normal residence is maybe if you have a really stupid dog you're afraid would try to tangle with it

Even if you're going to kill them, which, whatever, as much as I love animals I understand that sometimes you just need to put down a pest animal, why would you do it in the most fucked up way possible? A normal person would use a varmint gun if they lived in the country, or, if in the suburbs, an air rifle or slingshot. There's no reason to go and be a fucking psycho.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

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What a dumb nigger

 

[dustnight]

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So true King, the court can't do nothing once you release all of the emails online. but you need to act fast before it's too late!

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

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Nigga you gonna get beheaded

 

[Daria]

December 17th.

I think that’s the day after his birthday. Will he be recovering from another fun night out celebrating at Gay90 or whatever it’s called?

(Sorry if someone already said this and I missed it in my scrolling)

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

As @TrainWreckWatcher said, it's not 4D gayops but just pure cult-think. The Qover alone has the truth and has to inoculate their children against the obvious degeneracy they are guilty of by insisting it's a good, wholesome, Christian, loving thing that the world wants to destroy. It never occurs to them that normal people find this insane. And if they do acknowledge that, like Kayla wanting to keep it on the downlow, they still resent having to pretend in front of lower-level intellects and will take every opportunity to let their beautiful, freaky selves out.

On top of it all intentional or not.
They're starving the kids too which breaks down one's mental resistance. More cult shit. I am of the belief this is coincidental cause he's just an awful parent and drug addict.

I thought that was him, but thought the guy in the video was too fat...

I thought that was Destiny... It looked too fat to be nick. Not skeleton, not red nosed, not near smug enough.
Absolutely looks like a faggot.
But I thought that was Destiny.

E:

Isn't that Destiny, not Nick?

Oh thank god I'm not face blind.

 

[datura_binge]

Nick is over in the Biggest Problem chat…

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Juju announced Marie was pregnant on his latest Dick Show as well as Sean the audio engineer announcing his departure.

Might have missed it but why is Sean leaving? He's been there since jump street basically

 

[JCDenthog]

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"I don't have any credit card numbers or anything" says increasingly nervous fat man. "I have a few emails." NIGGA NO YOU SELF SNITCHED IT ALL.

 

[Desktop User2]

Imagine being as dumb as Balldo Man.

Balldo Man could be a recurring JollyBiscuit character.

 

[Oxyjen]

Balldo Man could be a recurring JollyBiscuit character.

I sympathize with Null being on strike until part 12 drops.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Indeed it is!

Happens at 8:21.

"Did you enjoy putting you testicles in a vice grip and squeezing them until they burst like a little grape?"

BALLDO! Lol.

What's crazy is that I got it twisted in my head and thought that was Destiny. There's not a ton of difference between the two of them though.