Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

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I don't know what kind of help, if any, he's getting at the psych ward (like most of you I think he's much more likely to be lying low and the suicide attempt was about as genuine as a three dollar bill), but I'd give real money to know what trained psych professionals would make of this creature.

If he's there because he's "suicidal", then there's not going to be much looking into what makes Shmorky tick. Emergency psych admissions are mostly a bandaid and don't really address deep, underlying issues. He's probably told them that he's depressed because people are being mean to him online, that he's socially isolated, and that he feels hopeless about the future.

It's extremely unlikely that he's mentioned his sexual proclivities and inappropriate behaviour with young people. That's something for which he won't get help unless he asks for it or he crosses a line which leads to it being mandated - both of which seem unlikely. Actual help for that would require a massive, ongoing commitment on Shmorky's part. It's much less effort to just inhabit communities which tell him that he's a good person and that there's nothing wrong with his behaviour.
 
Oh I don't think it is him being a master manipulator, just that there is a chance that he thought it was a moral thing to wait for since I don't think his sjw-isms is solely a smokescreen so he can diddle teens or whatever.
Honestly the idea of it being a moral decision was so far from my mind that I just kept going with either him being paranoid or knowing the law. I mean in the end he wasn't off kidnapping kids so he obviously has some limit to these compulsions or sense that they're wrong, but I have a distinct feeling he was probably interacting with a lot of younger people in fucked up ways in PMs or Skype.

He was going on some 14 year old in some old oekaki right? I couldn't search it up.
 
If he's there because he's "suicidal", then there's not going to be much looking into what makes Shmorky tick. Emergency psych admissions are mostly a bandaid and don't really address deep, underlying issues. He's probably told them that he's depressed because people are being mean to him online, that he's socially isolated, and that he feels hopeless about the future.

It's extremely unlikely that he's mentioned his sexual proclivities and inappropriate behaviour with young people. That's something for which he won't get help unless he asks for it or he crosses a line which leads to it being mandated - both of which seem unlikely. Actual help for that would require a massive, ongoing commitment on Shmorky's part. It's much less effort to just inhabit communities which tell him that he's a good person and that there's nothing wrong with his behaviour.

He didn't go to any hospital lmao he's just shitting his pants at home waiting for this to blow over and lying about being suicidal.
 
He is still a scumbag though. But being human trash is not against the law.

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He didn't go to any hospital lmao he's just shitting his pants at home waiting for this to blow over and lying about being suicidal.
This honestly makes me think being checked into the hospital is real:

I think fooling people into thinking he was a chick was something that rustled his jimmies sexually and got thrills out of. That's autogynephilia for you. He told Carefully that he was assigned female at birth, and told me he was a hermaphrodite, but as someone who's seen his dick in real life, I can tell you it looked like a regular old dick to me.

Also out of curiosity I called the hospital he checked into on Facebook, got a receptionist and asked if I could check if someone is there, she said yes, I gave his name and date of birth, got put on hold and had another lady pick up who said she couldn't confirm or deny if he was there over the phone. So I guess the jury's still out on that.

Hospitals can generally tell you if someone is physically there if you give him those deets, and the fact the first person she talked to seemed confident she could verify with that information makes it seem like they realized he was checked in as a risk of suicide and I imagine the response there is to neither confirm or deny because of liability.

But that's just a guess.


Edit: Oopsy, don't know how I missed this.
Called up the Goochland Virginia Police Department, they say that Shmorky has already been transfered to the hospital.
 
Well do we even know that Partydog doesn't know Sandy's secret identity? I mean there have been suggestions that a number of Sandy's clique knew that it was really Shmorky. For all we know they might be one of the people who were holding onto the secret.

If I were to guess, Partydog would have been the most likely to know. That's just me guessing, though.

As far as we know he's still cooped up there.

I read that as "pooped up there."

Just wanted to add 100% without a shadow of a doubt that no one who interacted with sandypants on furaffinity had any idea who she actually was. There's no evidence of her ever meeting anyone in person, no one had seen her attending any cons, no one skyped with her, etc. No one was that close to her either. She just cozied up with the popular artists and would constantly try and draw attention to herself.

Also RE: Cate Wurtz; considering the fact she has a history of lifting characters/ideas/art styles from people she's interacted with and taking them for herself, it's far more likely that was the case here as well. If you're trying to find a connection between them in that regard or seeing if she was in on the whole fake sandypants persona and made contributions, you're probably wasting your time.

Hurm. I see. I thought perhaps since the two worked on a zine together, shared the same fetish, and even pretended to be married one time, that Partydog was the most likely to have been privvy to the truth.

If memory serves, and this is assuming what Dave told me was true, that he was living in Philly at the time with a live in girlfriend. They had a dog together, and later he told me "the girl" was a slob that played WoW a lot and didn't take care of the dog. He always referred to her as "the girl" so I don't know if she was just a roommate or if they were officially a couple.

Interesting. I was just wondering if she shared the Sandypants persona with him.

Hopefully this dispels any doubt about @Soliloqueef's validity once and for all.

Shmorky actually called her number and left this voicemail.

https://video.lolcow.wiki/Shmorky/DaisyVoiceMail1.wav

(This was sent to me through email by Soliloqueef due to a problem with uploading it to the forum as an attachment. Originally I stuck it on Vocaroo but Null put it on the official server for safe keeping.)

Edit: Transcription from someone listening to the audio very very closely:

Well, fuck me, that coming out so soon after the reveal, and that nervousness in his voice...

Shit, dude. My mind is fuckin' blown.

I'm sorry for doubting you, @Soliloqueef . This is fucking bonkers.
 
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Well, Soliloqueef could call that number and see if it brings up any kind of hospital routing thing, but then she'd risk actually having to talk to Shmorky, and the whole thing might be edging into ween territory.
 
3) Years ago.. I was on one of his private Oekaki boards. I recall a younger teen I knew from another Oekaki BBS joining. She sent me message later on saying she wasn't going to post there anymore because Dave made her uncomfortable during some of their IMs. I have know idea what exactly happened.

ah here's what I was talking about for reference
 
I wonder if he's phoning anyone else? Like has he just latched on to one person he thinks will somehow help him out or do you think he's spreading his web far and wide?

Seems very likely that he is spreading this out. He is itching for attention and asspats right now, he is probably phoning up even acquaintances to get some sympathy.
 
Something bugging me.
If @carefully added shmorky when she was 16 like she said, they have had penetrative ERP when she was still underage.
Here's a link to the log for those who want to confirm things and don't bother finding a link to it; http://sli.mg/a/vZDAL8

The chatlog is from 9.2.2014 to 18.10.2014, but during the last months they chatted briefly only one or three times a month.
The last ERP on the log starts on 8. May 2014, on page 81 and the penetration is on page 84.
On page 80, previous ERP, there's oral.
On page 65, nipple sucking and wanking.
On page 61 to 62, sex.
59, handjob.
51, lesbian sex.
41, "groin massage"
Even before that there's him getting off to carefully cleaning him in the RPs while she seems to have been uncomfortable.
He was getting further each time, but it seems he started getting significantly further after carefully told him she likes him (but that could be a coincidence).

In addition, on page 17 he says he's a "teen".

If I've missed some info and/or if something needs to be corrected, I won't apologize after having to watch cwc fuck a sexdoll in addition to reading this shit.
 
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