2024 Syrian opposition offensives - The first Syrian rebel offensive against Government forces since March 2020

[Camel joe]

Rip Syria.

This is the single best thing to happen to Syria in 60 years retard

 

[mindlessobserver]

Israel has entered the chat.



They are saying its happening on the Syrian Side, not their side.

 

[Beardless Lenin]

It's going to be interesting to see all if the mysteries and rumours about Sednaya prison are true, like the supposed crematorium.

 

[Seethan Ralph]

BREAKING FUCKING NEWS

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Does Syria have a one working TV channel? Would like to look and see if it's as demented as Iraqi TV just before Baghdad fell

 

[Éamonn Ceannt]

Holy shit, I don’t check this thread for like a week and now Damascus has fallen

 

[Mullet Man]

Of course SNA is duking it out with the Kurds instead of trying to oust Assad kek

 

[2spoopy4u]

Ah... are the rebels going straight for Israel? What's going on here?

That's something I wasn't expecting.

 

[MrJokerRager]

 

[teriyakiburns]

BREAKING FUCKING NEWS
#Syrian President #Assad to address the nation at 8pm local time, an hour from now. This was just announced.
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Sneak preview

 

[Butterschmalz]

yeah why stop there?

 

[Éamonn Ceannt]

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yeah why stop there?

Wtf I love the rebels now. Assad must go!

 

[Mullet Man]

It appears they're closing in from the North as well

 

[World in Scarlet]

yeah why stop there?

Because they're Syrians and it's not their business. If these faggots hate Israel so much, nothing stops them from flying to Beirut and joining Hezbollah.
But nah, all they do is grift on bullshit with their blue checkmark twitter account.

 

[Camel joe]

Jolani Right now probably:

 

[mindlessobserver]

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yeah why stop there?

Truly, it is a mystery. Probably Jewish tricks.

In other news the meme edits have started.

 

[UnfOrtuNatE BaskEtt]

They're already closing in on Damascus...
What would be the most logical way for Bashar to escape? Its a long way to Iraq and I dont think Jordan or Lebanon are willing to except him. The only way out of this is either hiding underground Saddam Hussein style or just straight up killing himself in a bunker.

Err...never mind about Bashar, he's old news now....I am worried about Asma, - The Missus - not only was she named after an inflammatory disease of the airways of the lungs, but she also apparently now has Leukemia , three kids, and her British passport is now poo coz the old Bill are after her for war crimes. (as if!!!!!?)....surely she has flown the nest in a private jet by now .....and is sunning herself by the pool in Dubai...maybe doing some shopping, somewhere?

Its not easy being First Lady of a military dictatorship.....and I need Salma Hayek to play her in the film of her escape.....and I just hope the kids have not inherited their father's lack of a chin....I guess there's always chin implants.....

 

[John Badman]

Here’s how Assad can still win.

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

Damascus just got cut off from the rest of the country.

 

[FieldPiece]

Assads final speech on TV is gonna be him doing a Bud Dwyer isn't it? Because if it isn't and he hasn't escaped he's gonna get Ceaucescu'd.

 

[Camel joe]

PURE FUCKING COMEDY
A US air force plane has approached the unmarked private jet this all but confirms The faggot is inside the plane