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Burt needs his own thread now. I'm sorry but he does. He has a long running internet history and this shit needs to be preserved.

I love Burt even more now! He said he had a tutoring business but he was actually just a perpetual college student for kids that didn't want to work! He talked about menacing and stalking clients, I thought he was talking about sex work clients. BUT I THINK HE MEANT COLLEGE STUDENTS! HE WAS MENACING KIDS TRYING TO PASS CALC I! THIS IS WILD! I LOVE IT! Please someone start a Burt thread, I'd do it but I'm not home today, we need this preserved somewhere. Burt is a character and his misdeeds are insane. Did he do the Irish accent too?!

If no one else can do it, I'll try to find time. But I want these crazy videos kept, you know he's going to run home and blow it all out.

ETA: archiving entire Jim channel DONE
 
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Osama Bin Laden said:
Burt uploaded all his degrees and certifications on his Google Drive, what is the likelihood he committed fraud?


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I rate his doxing skills as a solid 7/10
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Grim_Autismo said:
ETA: archiving entire Jim channel rn.
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i have half of his channel downloaded but you can archive it because i won’t be at my computer for a while. i can do a thread but it won’t be ready till tomorrow morning

neger psykolog said:
I rate his doxing skills as a solid 7/10
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how many times do you think he burted off to his brother
 
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We talk about fish going through character arcs in this thread a lot I think Burt actually went through one. When he arrived in the tank he never laughed and basically made no jokes at all. We're now on day 42 and he's actually cracking jokes and acting very slightly more like a normal human being. He's smiling and laughing showing emotion. He's poking fun at himself and saying the n-word.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
We talk about fish going through character arcs in this thread a lot I think Burt actually went through one. When he arrived in the tank he never laughed and basically made no jokes at all. We're now on day 42 and he's actually cracking jokes and acting very slightly more like a normal human being. He's smiling and laughing showing emotion. He's poking fun at himself and saying the n-word.
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he also jerked off within 2 hours of arriving at the tank
 
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Its Vladi Bby said:
We now know Burt describes himself with labels. And some of these labels have no basis in reality.

Personal Trainer - Zero form when working out

Body Builder - Never competed, fake muscles

"Heavyweight Boxer" - No technique and has never competed in amateur or professional boxing.

160 IQ could just be one of these meaningless lables.

Does he own anything that would confirm his high networth he boasts? He seems to drive an old ass Honda.
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Dude he's literally like the personification of a Second Life/whatever roleplaying game.
Every time he does a replay he picks a new skin and build.

I envy that he was roleplaying as a fucking white Irish-American test taker/exam tutor/proctor/whatever the fuck.

Burt is awesome.

I don't care if he has committed fraud or whatever, this is totally a victimless crime.
 
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neger psykolog said:
Dude he's literally like the personification of a Second Life/whatever roleplaying game.
Every time he does a replay he picks a new skin and build.

I envy that he was roleplaying as a fucking white Irish-American test taker/exam tutor/proctor/whatever the fuck.

Burt is awesome.

I don't care if he has committed fraud or whatever, this is totally a victimless crime.
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Yea that's exactly how I see it too. Somebody recently asked him about the stupid fucking whistle gimmick. Not verbatim, but he said he wants to look like a creepy gym teacher.
 
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Pentamidine said:
He answered some simple calculus questions that came across TTS. The one I remember is anti derivative of 4x^3, which he correctly answered as x^4.
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On the spot disassociation also isn't proof of a lack of subject knowledge, it just might mean someone isn't good at answering questions on the spot. Plenty of people, even experts, have that issue. Think about when someone asks you about something you KNOW but it's on the tip of your tongue, and hours later you're kicking yourself because you couldn't grab it at the time.

I wonder if we'll hear from Jeff again, I think he has a Twitter account.
 
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neger psykolog said:
I don't care if he has committed fraud or whatever, this is totally a victimless crime.
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Remember what he said stops him from acting out his dream role of a child rapist in real life?
He said that it was his fear of consequences, insinuating if he thinks he can get away with it he will do it.
Seems he isn't afraid enough of consequences to not commit fraud.

I am sticking with my opinion that Burt should get euthanized.
 
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Its Vladi Bby said:
Yea that's exactly how I see it too. Somebody recently asked him about the stupid fucking whistle gimmick. Not verbatim, but he said he wants to look like a creepy gym teacher.
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He can't not have some kind of alter ego to slip into. When he was briefly without his whistle (he gave it to Ted), he was going to wear dog tags until production got him a new whistle. Firefighter, trainer, military veteran, prisoner, gold Burt, dark Burt, Daddy Burt, the fake muscles, etc.

I legitimately think he either absolutely hates his boring "Albert Appouh" identity, or is too autistic to have really ever formed one of his own, so he latches on to these extremely base level ideals of masculinity as a full-time autistic LARP.
 
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