Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 101 25.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 72 17.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 162 40.2%

  • Total voters
    403
Melton! Make people pay for your crimes! Have them download the files for a fee, just to add more to your felony charge! But don't worry, they'll have it once they pay for it so it's okay! But literally make them pay for the crimes you've done! :really:
What a plot twist it would be if Crackets charged Melton for access to Aaron's files.
 
Re: animal torture allegations.

I honestly think Nick just made up that story about the raccoons to try and look cool. It's a sheltered rube's idea of what an outdoorsman rough and tumble guy might have once done. Surrounded by hostile creatures armed with nothing but his limp bitch noodle arms and a blunt instrument, defending his homestead.

If he was in that situation he'd sooner beat the door with the hammer and flee than try to recreate a melee only Doom .wad with small wildlife. I think most people (myself included) would think along the same lines.

Now, the skunk drowning - that I believe. Initially think to passively and from a distance just eliminate it with superior firepower (not dissimilar to his approach to Montagraph). When that wouldn't work because it causes long-term problems, listily drag it over some water in the cage it already haplessly wandered into to, attempting to drown it. When you fail at that just keep brute-forcing the same lazy (also passive) solution until the problem just gives up and stops existing. Now that's the Nick I've come to know.

T. Guy who has literally never encountered either animal because I do not live in North America.
I pretty much think that's what happened.
The Raccoon story just doesn't ring true at all, but if he was leaving bags of cat food out I can see him getting an animal problem, and setting those live traps out, then finding he'd trapped a fucking Skunk (lol) and not having a clue how to deal with it.
Instead of throwing a sheet over it to not stress it out (and avoid being sprayed) and taking it a few miles away to release it, its just like Balldos half assed city slicker faggot self to try to drown it in a shallow pond and keep pulling it up to check, basically toruring the poor thing.

He's such a fucking turd. If you don't know what you're doing or you're not confident to deal with it yourself fucking hire a guy who does. Drowning it is fucking twisted.
Juju announced Marie was pregnant on his latest Dick Show as well as Sean the audio engineer announcing his departure.
How old is Marie she's got to be mid 40's by now?
Lmfao JuJu (a man who likes to get fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow) has kept her waiting for so long he's gonna end up with a baby Chris Chan...
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I'm sure Vedo will be happy to babysit though.
 
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It´s not thin, it is split - if you look in the corners, there are big pools of fat, probably because the pan is a little warped, higher in the middle. That´s why I suggested a binding agent like chocolate, that has natural emulsifiers.
I don't mind a little bit of that so long as there isn't some thick layer of it. Masa flour is probably the most appropriate but I usually don't have it since that's about the only thing I'd use it for anyway.

My general rule is if it stirs in, it's fine. If it won't, or just immediately floats to the top again, it needs some work.
 
I had a dream last night where Nick Rekieta got my phone number from Kiwi Farms (my phone number is not on KF IRL) and used it to call me and call me an asshole for what I post here. I replied by calling him an asshole and hanging up. Then I woke up. Very strange.
We're so dry on Balldo content that we are coming to dreams, that said it does sound like something he would do.
 
We're so dry on Balldo content that we are coming to dreams, that said it does sound like something he would do.
What was funny about it is that we were both amicable and polite. We weren't screaming at each other. It was very specific dream too. I didn't pick up the phone because I didn't recognize the number and don't know anyone from Minnesota. Then he left a voicemail and I called him. He was like, "I saw what you posted on Kiwi Farms, that was not cool." And I was like, "well, you should have not exposed your 8-year old daughter to cocaine, that was also not cool." I was gonna make a point about his drinking on stream, but I was cooking something at the time, in my dream, and it was burning, so I told him I had to go and would call him back later. We also had a conversation about how my number got on Kiwi Farms and then I spent time looking for it on the Kiwi Farms. He said it was because I posted a picture of my car, which I haven't. Then I woke up.

Very strange. I wonder if Nick will see this post, and talk about how Kiwi Farmers are dreaming about him now.
 
Bear witness to the literary stylings of Still-Born, the resident fedposter and oft only active participant in Nick's LOCALS.

He has more ambition than Nick at this point.

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I've not watched it myself but it kind of sounds like a bastardised "atheist ending" version of the infamous French film, Martyrs.

....A group of people arrive at the house, kill the woman, and capture Anna. The group's leader, identified only as Mademoiselle, explains that they belong to a secret society seeking to discover the secrets of the afterlife through the creation of "martyrs". They do this by capturing young women and inflicting on them systematic acts of torture, in the belief that their physical suffering will result in a transcendental insight into the world beyond. So far, the group has only produced "victims" who succumbed to the pain and are unable to speak, but the group is determined to create martyrs who accept their suffering and report their visions of the afterlife.

Anna becomes the group's latest subject and has her head shaved. After a period of being brutally beaten and degraded in her underwear, she is told that she has progressed further than any other test subject and reached the "final stage." She is flayed alive, a procedure that she survives, and reportedly enters an "ecstatic" state. Mademoiselle arrives, eager to learn Anna's secrets, and Anna whispers into her ear. Members of the society then gather at the house to pay veneration to Anna for her martyrdom and to hear Mademoiselle's announcement of the groundbreaking testimony. While waiting for Mademoiselle, an assistant asks her from outside her door if what Anna said was clear. She unequivocally confirms and asks him in turn if he can imagine what comes after death. After he says no, Mademoiselle abruptly produces a handgun, tells him to "keep doubting" and kills herself.
 
Be honest guys:
Does my chili look better or worse than Rekieta's?
You don't have to do all the shit in this recipe but by soaking dried chilis (guajillo, ancho, etc) and then pureeing them, you wind up with a silky and bright red base for chili. Chipotles in adobo to get you sweating some. If you're a real masochist, pass the puree through a chinois.

I prefer bigger fattier chunks of beef with a good hard sear, braised more gently for longer (should be able to split with spoon). Toasted cumin, cinnamon stick, maybe a bit of unsweetened cocoa powder. A bit of masa harina to thicken. Fth fth fth fth fth.
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my apologies for thread derailment

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Masa flour is probably the most appropriate but I usually don't have it since that's about the only thing I'd use it for anyway.
If you're not making your own tortillas, you're missing out big time, ESPECIALLY with the chili. 175g masa, 250mL water, pinch of salt, tablespoon of lard. All of that fits in a quart ziploc (dry stuff first, mash in lard, add water). Rest it half an hour, handle with parchment paper (including the transfer), hot pan. Night and day better than store bought.
 
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Fucked up not one but BOTH of their kids.
honestly people dont seem to talk about it, how even the sister is sort of shit, and nick was easily the favorite because he kept his crimes online like the nerd he was, and produced so many grandkids for them.

its crazier too because shouldn't he have gotten sort of the "best" upbringing, his parents were loaded and his mom clearly didn't do any work, like how the fuck is he such a weirdo outside of natural autismo.

say what you will about Dick Masterson he had a huge friendgroup and can make friends rather easily. Nick became a loser somehow and while i'll accept genetics as the answer i don't really want to.
Melton harasses and sexualizes people's minor children. I don't think he has any sense of right or wrong whatsoever.
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I'll keep posting it.
 
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I had a dream last night where Nick Rekieta got my phone number from Kiwi Farms (my phone number is not on KF IRL) and used it to call me and call me an asshole for what I post here. I replied by calling him an asshole and hanging up. Then I woke up. Very strange.
A missed opportunity to call him a cuck.
 
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