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  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

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  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

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BingBongDingDong said:
Burt just called some 14yo girl character on Avatar the last air bender hot, then said what is a cartoon. Asf tried to set him right and Burt trying to walk it back so hard making it seem he's a little bit of a chomp.
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That's not what he said, he was talking about her firebending type. And even ASF was snickering off to the side that he caught him in that.

He's right in what he's saying about them, it's the most autistic shit about the firebenders.
no-exit said:
I don't know if this is fraud, but I wouldn't be surprised if he got some calls from the authorities, maybe an investigation. I'm not a lawfag so perhaps someone could clarify what exactly this means?
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This thing you included here is about diploma mills issuing fake degrees. He's probably run afoul of other things, the people who are getting degrees by hiring someone to do their coursework for them would be violating their school's ethics code and could be expelled, which he knows and why he was trying to blackmail that one dude.
 
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Anyone got the clip of Burt telling the story of picking up crackheads in bars and pretending to drink alcohol so he doesn’t make the gays uncomfortable? I’m lazy And need it for something.
 
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They're all hanging out on roof of RV Binx and Mizzy said to Luke "at least you got a job"
Luke said "yeah, i still gotta talk on the logistics of that or whatever"
Interested to see what happens with that but seemingly it's only gone as far as sam being like "hey wanna come work for us?" and luke agreeing, but that's it.
 
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jenna raiding said:
Jet does the best impressions of retards
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Jet really does a great impression. He sort of gets himself into character and speaks as the character would.

Contrast that with Cumtown where Nick will do an okay impression, but put the character in a ridiculous situation. Both of these styles are funny.

Then you have "comedians" like Joe Matarese who think simply saying a line or two in the Tony Soprano voice is funny. "Ged oudda heah! Whaddya gonna do?"
 
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#lurker said:
The idea that bringing on Alex's wife made him leave is wrong. He was always going to get hassled out by Frank whether his wife came in or not. There is not a single universe out there where Alex stayed to the end.
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If Alex were coddled like Binx or Payton he absolutely would have won the whole show, which Sam clearly regrets not doing. I'm very happy with what happened and if it were up to me there would be no more coddling ever again but in all likelihood this is going to lead to more of it in the future. Sam did say that season 4 was going to be "very different" than any other season and I find that more worrying than anything. I'm glad Alex was exposed for being the freak he is and it would be very dark to have Alex win via coddling just to find out after the fact that he sucks farts directly out of ogre asshole.

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They're all hanging out on roof of RV Binx and Mizzy said to Luke "at least you got a job"
Luke said "yeah, i still gotta talk on the logistics of that or whatever"
Interested to see what happens with that but seemingly it's only gone as far as sam being like "hey wanna come work for us?" and luke agreeing, but that's it.
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Sam said the same thing to Vance he did to Luke in s1 and a lot of people didn't take it seriously until s2 happened and he was a cameraman.
 
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Its Vladi Bby said:
I like Chris but how has nobody called him out about all these fake sex stories and imaginary ex girlfriends? Literal middleschool behavior to lie about that.
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There's bullying "retards" and then there's bullying retards. They probably think they would get in trouble with production for telling him noone likes him, and they're probably right.
 
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Its Vladi Bby said:
I like Chris but how has nobody called him out about all these fake sex stories and imaginary ex girlfriends? Literal middleschool behavior to lie about that.
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Makes me miss Letty, she always called him out for being a fat retard. The time she called him a fat virgin to his face during the biggest menace challenge still makes me laugh looking back on it.
 
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He did shut down on S2 after Tay called him out though. She pointed out that he was Sam's personal lolcow and it must've hit him hard. Even Sam thought this was enough of an issue that the next day he took Chris to B3 to tell him that he had heard about it and that it wasn't true even though Fatty's entire purpose on Fishtank has been to be a fat retard and he was even self-aware of it on S1, crying that he had been Ian's clown and now was Sam's clown.
 
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I forgot those moments lol

They don't have to be mean but come oooon, the dude has never fucked a girl and he's always telling some over the top straight out of a movie tale about some imaginary romp from his past.
 
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Nihil Jung said:
He claimed a couple times this season that since losing weight he has an 18 inch penis and it went unchallenged lol
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Fatty needs a tard wrangler. This is something I've always said. Someone who can call him out on his bullshit and has the balls to tell him to shut the fuck up when he's ruining the show for everyone. Everyone was too afraid of getting fan backlash to do it this season.
 
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Blackstar said:
He did shut down on S2 after Tay called him out though. She pointed out that he was Sam's personal lolcow and it must've hit him hard. Even Sam thought this was enough of an issue that the next day he took Chris to B3 to tell him that he had heard about it and that it wasn't true even though Fatty's entire purpose on Fishtank has been to be a fat retard and he was even self-aware of it on S1, crying that he had been Ian's clown and now was Sam's clown.
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Which is why Jet and Sam coddle him. Remember earlier this very season, during one of those moments alone with TTS, Jet said that Fatty was different from the other freeloaders: "Fatty . . . Fatty is family."

Whatever people think of him, production are genuinely invested in helping this fat retarded dysgenic autist from Battle Creek. Jet I think has a weird complex with internet freaks because he is one, and Sam I think wants to prove he can redeem Fatty as some statement about downtrodden white people getting their shit together.
 
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