Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[Jupiter Doughnuts]

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Not a medical expert, but if going to the ED can be put off by a day, why would you go to the ED and not call your primary for an urgent appointment/go to urgent care instead?

 

[Flamin Park]

"until shift change"

Aka until someone came in who knew her came from her previous malingering and told her to fuck off



It's only gonna get worse as well, because you'll be the talk of the break room, and we're slap bang in the middle of winter pressures where various seasonal illnesses turn every emergency department into God's waiting room, they're going to be far far less patient with your magical "symptoms" considering they'll be run off their feet all shift long.



She's going to end up actually getting something serious and everyone will just assume she's crying wolf like every other day that ends in Y. I just feel bad for the medics who will be dragged over the coals at an M&M hearing as to why they didn't spot the one real condition amongst her entire ICD of bullshit

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

"If I still have it it's antibiotic resistant and needs stronger IV antibiotics"

Vicky, if you are suffering with a bacterial infection that requires hospitalisation, you are not too exhausted to get help. You feel like such absolute shit as your temperature rises and rigors and sepsis sets in, You will get seen quickly because the longer its left untreated, the higher the chance of permanent organ damage.

When you are that ill, you don't care about packing a bag, your brain is fried along with your body. Basic things like you might need to see a doctor take some working out. All you know is that you feel intolerably shit.

I'm still convinced she's talking about commensal E coli or an infection brought about by poor hygiene. If there's any infection at all.

Also, all bacteria have anti microbial resistance. That's how they survive and why Streptomycin was first isolated from soil, Everywhere there are bacteria, there are ways that they combat each other, survival of the fittest. The problem is that we have a limited number of antibiotics that target specific molecular pathways, and the genes providing resistance are often on plasmids, which are one of the main vehicles for horizontal gene transfer (i.e. bacteria can swap them with each other). I've ranted about this before in the munchie thread so will hold off.

Vicky, if you truly have a bacterial infection, follow the instructions to the letter. Don't let strains with different resistance profiles get a chance to proliferate, then its game over. You are not a candidate for an antibiotic of last resort and its not a nice way to die.

 

[Breadbear]

"If I still have it it's antibiotic resistant and needs stronger IV antibiotics"

Vicky, if you are suffering with a bacterial infection that requires hospitalisation, you are not too exhausted to get help. You feel like such absolute shit as your temperature rises and rigors and sepsis sets in, You will get seen quickly because the longer its left untreated, the higher the chance of permanent organ damage.

When you are that ill, you don't care about packing a bag, your brain is fried along with your body. Basic things like you might need to see a doctor take some working out. All you know is that you feel intolerably shit.

I'm still convinced she's talking about commensal E coli or an infection brought about by poor hygiene. If there's any infection at all.

Also, all bacteria have anti microbial resistance. That's how they survive and why Streptomycin was first isolated from soil, Everywhere there are bacteria, there are ways that they combat each other, survival of the fittest. The problem is that we have a limited number of antibiotics that target specific molecular pathways, and the genes providing resistance are often on plasmids, which are one of the main vehicles for horizontal gene transfer (i.e. bacteria can swap them with each other). I've ranted about this before in the munchie thread so will hold off.

Vicky, if you truly have a bacterial infection, follow the instructions to the letter. Don't let strains with different resistance profiles get a chance to proliferate, then its game over. You are not a candidate for an antibiotic of last resort and its not a nice way to die.

Nah, fuck it, let her. Go big or go home, Vicky. Get infected, get hospitalized, get those good antibiotics, and wreck your overworked kidneys. Get gainz.

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

Nah, fuck it, let her. Go big or go home, Vicky. Get infected, get hospitalized, get those good antibiotics, and wreck your overworked kidneys. Get gainz.

It is amusing to see munchies get to the "find out" stage.

 

[Free the Pedos]

It is amusing to see munchies get to the "find out" stage.

I would pay a lot of money to hear their inner monologue at that point.

 

[Flamin Park]

Doesn't Vicky do enema crip porn on some other account or something? I wonder if her little hobby is making it harder to control her bowels.

Why won't doctors just give her a bunch of PRN opioids? She promises she'd only use them "a smattering of times per month."

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This is classic junk head bargaining

Oh I just need these pills to get well, and then I'll sort my life out. Combined with the alleged shitting herself I'm guessing her doctor shopping caught up with her and she's been red flagged for controlled drug seeking behaviour. That explains her constant irritability and bowel problems. I wonder if her attending this new York uni is at least in part to find a black market hookup for pain pills, and I also wonder if she'd take up a heroin addiction, I'm going to guess no, unless like our friend Luna she meets a codependent to score for her. I hardly see her rolling the power chair down to Harlem to reup

 

[sarna]

I wonder if her attending this new York uni is at least in part to find a black market hookup for pain pills

I dunno if this is significant, but this is the first time she's tweeted about wanting opiates since February, when the Florida rehab arc began.

 

[Flamin Park]

I dunno if this is significant, but this is the first time she's tweeted about wanting opiates since February, when the Florida rehab arc began.

Isn't Florida one of the biggestpill mill states, funded by an endless tide of boomers?

I'm guessing the dea cares a lot more about prescribing endless opiates to some 20 something rich girl than they do about giving Grandma and grandpa their quiet time pills

 

[behindyourightnow]

She retweeted this:



This is how they all end up with "POTS" by the way. These women all buy into some munchie folk wisdom that you have to lie around and vegetate for months after you get covid, and then their heart atrophies, and their blood volume goes down due to the complete lack of activity.

So they need a higher heart rate to maintain the same cardiac output, and hey, there's your tachycardia (and don't forget their leg muscles have also atrophied, which fucks up their skeletal muscle pump and makes it harder for enough blood to get back to the heart when they're standing up = lower cardiac output, more tachycardia). It can be more complicated than that of course, but in these particular women's cases it's really not.

And then do they think "oh, I need to recondition my heart by gently reintroducing exercise, a protocol that has successfully treated postural orthostatic tachycardia for years"? No, they declare they have POTS forever, and it becomes their new lifestyle.

I love how Vickie once again presented to the ED with positive suitcase sign.

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"I have an antibiotic-resistant superinfection!" plus "I'm not going to the doctor for another 24 hours because I don't wanna"

She is so bad at this.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

This is how they all end up with "POTS" by the way.

It’s like the munchies with benign chronic pain who refuse to do physical therapy (the only thing that might actually help them) because “it hurts”. They suffer under the illusion that they DESERVE to be pain free at all times and if you refuse them opiates and ask them to help themselves you’re a fash proponent of eugenics somehow. Drives me absolutely mad. On the internet, and elsewhere.

 

[Free the Pedos]

No, they declare they have POTS forever, and it becomes their new lifestyle.

How do they deny that salt and water are perfectly good treatments for POTS?

 

[RandallBoggs]

I just feel bad for the medics who will be dragged over the coals at an M&M hearing as to why they didn't spot the one real condition amongst her entire ICD of bullshit

Now I’m curious because I know nothing about law, medicine, and medicinal law. How often do medics get punished in these situations? It would make sense that they’re forced to treat every single case seriously exactly for this reason. But then again, aren’t hospitals allowed to put people on a “watchlist” of sorts if they’re obvious addicts? What if one day they come in and they really are in excruciating pain?

How do they deny that salt and water are perfectly good treatments for POTS?

MCAS, of course

 

[Flamin Park]

Now I’m curious because I know nothing about law, medicine, and medicinal law. How often do medics get punished in these situations? It would make sense that they’re forced to treat every single case seriously exactly for this reason. But then again, aren’t hospitals allowed to put people on a “watchlist” of sorts if they’re obvious addicts? What if one day they come in and they really are in excruciating pain?

MCAS, of course

Basically if the American system is anything like the British system shit rolls downhill.
Doctors can be court shooting heroin and go back to their jobs after rehab. Nurses and hcas will get the sum total of fuck all lenience. Even if the patient is an active malingerer with a record of munching longer than the average encyclopedia Britannica the vultures will start circling if you dont magically pick up their one real condition in the blizzard of nonsense. Hospitals tend to be sued and they immediately try and pass blame down to overworked ward nurses, hcas etc

I doubt it's any better in the famously litigious USA

 

[behindyourightnow]

How do they deny that salt and water are perfectly good treatments for POTS?

I mean, that will help with symptoms, but if you have this kind of POTS, you'll want to get a second-hand recumbent bike, go on it for <5 minutes a day at first, and slowly increase from there until your heart recovers. Most genuinely sick people would kill to have a disease that's so easily cured. But why do that when you can use a disease to curate your own identity?






Some of them probably probably use "I need salt!" as an excuse to gorge on ultraprocessed food all day and get even fatter, though.

 

[Silly Milly]

I just feel bad for the medics who will be dragged over the coals at an M&M hearing as to why they didn't spot the one real condition amongst her entire ICD of bullshit

The relationship between malingerers/attention seekers and healthcare providers is similar to how parasites and hosts adapt to each other over time. The parasite (Vicky) plays games to try and fool medical personnel, and they have to inspect her to make sure they can actually treat her in the (unlikely) event she isn’t faking. Most other munchies are actually decent at this, and can fool docs for months before they finally kick them out.

Vicky is not a particularly good parasite, as evidenced by the fact that she is regularly getting turned away and the local docs probably know her type very well. She has a medical history of opioid abuse and went to rehab, which doesn’t like to talk about except her vague tweet about how she’ll “never get good pain relief again” (dilaudid.) I’m sure she tries hard to make her symptoms look real, but is unable to even realize the excuses medical professionals are giving her are actually to get her to go away. It would be clear if she actually did have a problem rather quickly, and in the off chance that something happened to her, her staggering history of abusing the system would make it impossible to litigate.

As an aside, I wonder if the medical community has a term for cry-wolf incidents.

 

[Battery Low]

why do that when you can use a disease to curate your own identity?

That "daily struggle" hoodie is hilarious, zero self awareness. I'd love to spot that in the wild!!!

I think she said that she was too tired to go to the ED in order to sound more sick to her twitter audience. Perhaps she wanted to have someone beg her to go, or offer to take her. Either way it's dumb and shows her hand.

I always find my mind drawn to the fact that she's a moonfaced bald pooner in a powerchair and bedazzled overkill mask. She's opted to look like an absolute clownshow, presumably because she thinks it strengthens her case, but I can't imagine it helps anyone take her seriously in reality.

 

[Aunt Carol]

So she’s worried they won’t admit her if she comes in with a positive suitcase sign

The way she said the bag would mean she "wouldn't need to" be admitted made me think she was humorously acknowledging magical thinking. The whole "if I wash my car, it'll start raining" joke; if she bothers to pack a bag, it'll be the time they don't admit her.

That being said, they sent cultures already. If sensitivities are finalized and it turns out she was discharged on the wrong oral antibiotic, they will call her.

Hospitals tend to be sued and they immediately try and pass blame down to overworked ward nurses, hcas etc

I doubt it's any better in the famously litigious USA

OTOH if nobody sues and Quality and Risk sees that policies were followed, worst case scenario is everyone has to click through a PowerPoint.

But like @Silly Milly said, Victoria has settled on munching an infection. That's something you can objectively observe and test for. Practicing defensive medicine here ends up worst for Victoria. Triage will never tell her to just GTFO. They'll check her in and make her wait, then check vitals and draw blood and send her scooting back to the waiting room to wait for the labs to result. That's hours of waiting, probably for nothing.

At least she can use the downtime to study!

 

[Fapcop]

Nah, fuck it, let her. Go big or go home, Vicky. Get infected, get hospitalized, get those good antibiotics, and wreck your overworked kidneys. Get gainz.

Someone needs to slide into her DMs and explain that the trick to getting ALL of the attention in the hospital, is to cut yourself somewhere until there is blood, and smear some fresh feces in it.

Don’t worry Vic, they’ll give you the really cool IV meds.

I can’t even begin to imagine how far the eyes roll back in the nurses heads, when little Vicky rolls in with her little suitcase, as if it’s a goddamn hotel or something.

How in the fuck can she afford this? Student insurance?!

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

How in the fuck can she afford this? Student insurance?!

One of her parents is giving her money. Considering the impending divorce and what she's said about dad, I'm guessing it's mom.