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for who gives a shit, the eric smith + jill tfconnect segment is up right now on twitch, link here

e: and it's mostly a nothingburger, nobody knows how to play mvm, eric is muted, jill sounds like the faggot he is and shounic is bodyguarding jill from inconvenient questions

second e: holy shit they're really bad at mvm, this shit is too painful to look at, if there's further milk from that faggot i'll edit this post again, in the while enjoy this little in-game fuck you to jill

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third e: holy fuckballs we're only going lower, here's what tf2g reports has been said on the stream itself
  1. jill reminiscing old community servers (that he killed)
  2. it's the community/workshop's fault that the dogshit cosmetics got added in the game
  3. multiple meetings about map categories and nothing done about it
  4. jill complaining about the optimization of the community maps
  5. halloween restrictions are being discussed if they should stay or not
  6. crouch rocket jumping is a bug
final addendum, there's nothing else being brought up since the entire stream suffered from tf2tuber behavior (or surprisingly shounic tries asking the devs some semi-decent questions despite him being a faggot chink, devs try to say something relevant and the other two tubers decide to derail the line of questioning with reddit-esque softball questions), so here's a quote from three anons that confirm what i've written
>Eric's mic apparently isn't working
>Eric really likes Pyro *wink* *wink*
>Usual hosts ignoring donation questions because they're "loaded", asking "goofy" questions instead
>Valve has had dozens of meetings about what to do about map categories in Casual
>Valve is arguing whether Halloween restrictions should be removed
>They used to be careful about what promo items could be accepted (respecting the artstyle), but when the community asked them to add goofier stuff, they did "to positive reception"
>Dave Riller blames the workshop for the decrease in item quality
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also croutching making your rocket jumps stronger is a bug that was kept in
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>shounic asks a game-related question
>the other two hosts: "ERM THAT'S...LE LOADED QUESTION!!"
>I HAVE A GOOFY QUESTION INSTEAD!
Nigga nobody cares what's Jill's favorite color
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end result is that all sides suck dick and they should all be flogged, it's a free-for-all basically
 
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Joined a bit late, seems like there is a VA segment going on right now:

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Idk who the 2 zoomers are, but they dont seem to talk at all, so its just Ellen, Robin and Gary discussing things

Dennis disappears for a large portion of the segment, doesn't seem to be nearly as interested as others to be there
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Robin does a house tour for some reason
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They proceed to do some voiceline requests. Thankfully no pozzled shit this time around, but the whole thing still comes off as forced and only Robin still somewhat sounds like the original character
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Then they talk about upcoming conferences and wrap things up rather quickly
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After they go away, outro segment opens with, I assume, organizers talking about how much money they collected:

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Why do all these people look like greasy weirdos? :(
 
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Stone Enjoyer said:
Idk who the 2 zoomers are
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bit late, but to my surprise shork got sacked and replaced with these two
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i think they're both tf2tubers, only appeal for skymin is that she's a woman medic main (holy shit she looks greasy as fuck with that cosplay), other guy idk

Stone Enjoyer said:
Why do all these people look like greasy weirdos? :(
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Conan said:
why does nobody in this community know how to get a fuckin haircut
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they're (most likely) tranny fuckers clinging to what little relevance this game has, did you seriously think that they'd look respectable to begin with?
hell i'd even say that the entire segment that had the closest thing to a developer interaction was a dead giveaway on who these incompetent retards are, it was an absolute trashfire that succeeded in antagonizing what little of the tf2 team is in there and i'm making a safe bet that zesty will be ectastic to hear about it since he's got plenty of material to explain how utterly worthless this entire dev team is, i can say it with pure confidence that
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also for who wants to suffer this blight of an interaction, here's the timestamp that starts the entire MvM segment, it lasts up to two hours of retards making a simple gamemode an absolute blight to listen and go through.
 
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piombo said:
  1. jill reminiscing old community servers (that he killed)
  2. it's the community/workshop's fault that the dogshit cosmetics got added in the game
  3. multiple meetings about map categories and nothing done about it
  4. jill complaining about the optimization of the community maps
  5. halloween restrictions are being discussed if they should stay or not
  6. crouch rocket jumping is a bug
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I like how the bots have been competely memory holed from the discussion like something that has crippled the game for close to half a decade almost gets no discussion now. And I know they're "fixed it" but how long before the devs get lazy or valve has a bad year and lays some people off and people find ways around their new anti cheat system, I feel like zesty and maybe some others are still somewhat cognisant of the bots coming back. But maybe its just all these tf2tubers glazing the devs so their friends items can get in the game or some shit.
 
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Spanish Chud said:
Hearing about oldfags talking about quickplay as a 2024 newfag feels like being a prisoner and having someone describe freedom to you.
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Pre-MYM TF2 and post-MYM TF2 are two entirely different games. Every player that started after MYM is playing a botched, decrepit version of a once incredible game; they never got to experience the real TF2, the one that made it so famous in the first place.

Inshallah, all of the nu-TF2 chudlings shall get to experience the glory of Quickplay under our glorious leader Zesty Jesus once again. #TRVSTTHEPLQN
 
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piombo said:
crouch rocket jumping is a bug
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literally everything movement related is a damn bug, or is bugged in some way.
rocket jumping + ramp sliding has a high skill celling, but its really fuckin fun when you can pull it off.

Fixing any of the mobility or movement related bugs this late in the game's life would hurt the game.
Stone Enjoyer said:
Why do all these people look like greasy weirdos? :(
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Because they are. :(
 
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