Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

[Tonberry]

Weeeeeeeee!!!

Those would make for some great profile pictures.

Because Shmorky being a pedophile isn't really the gross part...

It's the same with all of these people. They make one brief, extremely vague remark about Shmorky having done something bad, just so they can start talking about how much of a mean bully Taxman is being to the klurfman. It's frankly disgusting.

 

[AnOminous]

How do people irl react to Shmorky squeaking like some mammoth idiot anyway?

I just can't imagine encountering someone acting like that. Do people think he's just putting them on? Because that is the most fucking ridiculous voice I've ever heard.

Because Shmorky being a pedophile isn't really the gross part...

Who are these fucking cucks? Where are they from?

He even has the stereotypical cuck beard.

 

[Davesnothere]

It's the same with all of these people. They make one brief, extremely vague remark about Shmorky having done something bad, just so they can start talking about how much of a mean bully Taxman is being to the klurfman. It's frankly disgusting.

It's to be expected honestly, it is common to when any popular artist does something disgraceful. I've been around art communities of well over a decade now, so I've seen a number of popular artists get defended for being a sexual predator.......It's a never ending cycle.

 

[HG 400]

How do people irl react to Shmorky squeaking like some mammoth idiot anyway?

I just can't imagine encountering someone acting like that. Do people think he's just putting them on? Because that is the most fucking ridiculous voice I've ever heard.

Do you think every gay he meets irl thinks he's putting on a retarded campy voice to mock them and gets their jimmies rustled?

Where are they from?

Something Awful.

 

[AnOminous]

The fact that he specifically aged his characters may put him into hot water. Sandy is 6 right?

I think most dodgy psuedo-kiddie-porn usually makes them of-age (of several hundred years old) to avoid certain laws, simulated kiddie porn is still illegal in most places, the US can't be that far behind right?

EDIT: Well I'll be damned, a quick google search claims 'Virtual' child porn is legal, high court says

Note, this doesn't mean that any particular kind of porn is explicitly legal, just that it isn't illegal solely for faux underage content. For instance, porn can fail the obscenity test even when it involves nothing but adults. Max Hardcore went to federal prison recently in one of the few federal obscenity trials in recent memory. Douchebag or not, there's nothing really indicative about his content that gives any guidance to porn producers as to what's actually illegal at this point.

Similarly, it can be illegal to solicit the distribution of CP type content, perversely, even when the content itself would be legally protected.

And in terms of non-pornographic obscenity cases, there was the Florida case involving the comic Boiled Angel by Mike Diana. This extremely problematic case involves a prosecution for pure drawn "obscenity," found not to be legally protected by a Florida court. Seriously, fuck Florida for this one. What a hick shithole.

Anyway, though, these legal oddities aside, I think Shmorks is probably pretty safe in continuing to draw disgusting klurf porn until the day he dies.

 

[Meowthkip]

How do people irl react to Shmorky squeaking like some mammoth idiot anyway?

I just can't imagine encountering someone acting like that. Do people think he's just putting them on? Because that is the most fucking ridiculous voice I've ever heard.

I once had to share a hotel room at a con with a glassy-eyed lummox of a man who sounded exactly like Homestar Runner so if I had to guess I'd probably say a combination of stunned silence and polite attempts not to acknowledge it.

And uncomfortable squirming. Lots of that.

 

[AnOminous]

Something Awful.

But did they come to Something Awful because this is how they are or did Something Awful turn them into this? I'm just wondering whether it's serving a useful purpose as a quarantine for these fuckers or if it's some kind of CHUD breeding ground.

I once had to share a hotel room at a con with a glassy-eyed lummox of a man who sounded exactly like Homestar Runner so if I had to guess I'd probably say a combination of stunned silence and polite attempts not to acknowledge it.

And uncomfortable squirming. Lots of that.

I could deal with someone who sounded like Homestar (or even Homsar) a lot more easily than Shmorky's unbelievable shriek.

Did Shmorks just suddenly start doing that one day or did he actually put effort into developing this inhuman witch's cackle?

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Man the mods at SA really hate that shmorky thread

They cant even step in and tell people to stop talking about LP and just close it. Like they tried at the start.
I think its cause of those awful kiwifarmers

Weird how only threads the mods don't like tend to "exhaust themselves".

 

[ICametoLurk]

IIRC the last time that cogsdev was invested in something was Gamergate when he would make comments supporting Quinn and the like on websites other than twitter.

 

[horror.jpg]

Did Shmorks just suddenly start doing that one day or did he actually put effort into developing this inhuman witch's cackle?

IIRC he worked on it and put effort into making it what it is over time. To people who didn't understand it or questioned it, I believe he tried to say it was his natural voice caused by some sort of internal chest or throat deformity, which gave him an excuse to just keep using it forever.

 

[Davesnothere]

You know before this whole ordeal I was going to polite, but now I will just outright say it....Klurfs have always been incredibly lame. Why did so many people fall in love with his stupid Smurf rip offs (seriously even the name only changed the first 2 letters)? What's their appeal?

 

[The Great Citracett]

Weird how only threads the mods don't like tend to "exhaust themselves".

Funny how that always happens once all the people who were contributing content and humor get banned/probated for wrongthink. In this case, saying the "T-word".

 

[AnOminous]

You know before this whole ordeal I was going to polite, but now I will just outright say it....Klurfs have always been incredibly lame. Why did so many people fall in love with his stupid Smurf rip offs (seriously even the name only changed the first 2 letters)? What's their appeal?

Klurfs are total shit. They have no appeal at all.

 

[fcgh vgcf]

I traced a bunch of Shmork pics for y'all to play with. Happy coloring guys! <3

 

[Haimura]

Mandy and Carefully weren't the only victims to get shmorked, as there is evidence of other girlfriends and of course he wouldn't keep his pee in his diapers when he had over 10 and counting personas. Even without considering recent events and how his disgusting true face has come to light, I'm sure that it was a past both M and C would like to erase or avoid or fix in some way, because it was abuse, it was an illusion of affection.

But what I think about is, does Shmork even register them as anything other than 'another one'? Namely, Mandy was closer than most (phisycally at least) I believe, but regarding those he fiddled, are they anything other than a tuesday to the shmorker? As we've established he is a sociopath, I know he probably doesn't care about them at all, but does he at least remember who these people are?

 

[CatParty]

 

[AnOminous]

IIRC he worked on it and put effort into making it what it is over time. To people who didn't understand it or questioned it, I believe he tried to say it was his natural voice caused by some sort of internal chest or throat deformity, which gave him an excuse to just keep using it forever.

Why did nobody punch him in the face?

If I just suddenly started doing something like that, I would hope any friends I actually have would just forcibly stop me from doing it.

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Wow. Even adult babies/diaper lovers are objecting to being associated with Schmucky.

 

[Haimura]

I would hope any friends I actually have would just forcibly stop me from doing it.

Explains why no one stopped Shmorky

 

[Kiwifruit Jungle]

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It's dizzying how they call out a pedo and quickly turn around to wring over how The Donald will take away their rights to shit in diapers, then go right back to condemnation.

I mean, at least they're exiling the bastard (as far as we can tell,) but christ.

 

[HG 400]

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Let's make a thread on this guy for being a degenerate diaper-shitter.