DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[The Southwest Strangla]

Lol this game is a snooze and wanted to see what this Kino sperg was demanding Phil to look up. Lol he’s simping for an e-girl
God, sometimes his dents are too funny

 

[Puerile Burger]

has he ever spend more than one day without electricity?

IIRC he and Leanna lost power back in the original Khando. They had to go eat dinner at his parents house because they got their power back on first. And of course he documented the entire event.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Killer Freq playthrough is even worse....He's going fucking museum tour mode instead of playing the game.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Lol this game is a snooze and wanted to see what this Kino sperg was demanding Phil to look up. Lol he’s simping for an e-girl
God, sometimes his dents are too funny
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lmao "i know you're married"
he has to be trolling

 

[A Piece of Coal]

lmao "i know you're married"
he has to be trolling

You have to remember these retards actually like him and respect what he says. Which I thought was impossible

 

[Elbe]

"A whole new audience on Kick"

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

Killer Freq playthrough is even worse....He's going fucking museum tour mode instead of playing the game.

The thing is, while it was painful for us since Dave has the personality of a sea urchin, I suspect he was actually getting a little bit of dopamine in his brain from playing poker hands and watching the numbers go up, and the booster packs reminding him of his good ol' sweaty shirtless men pulls to see if he could get a good joker, planet, or tarot pull. But now he's playing a game he literally never heard about until yesterday or today with an actual plot, so the investment is immediately turned off because he'd genuinely rather go continue with the pseudo gambling like a low rent Bossmanjack, being more concerned with trying to throw paper balls in a trash can than the game proper.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Yep, as expected. His response to KC is now "uhhh I don't know what they said, but it's just razzing and playing into memes" (even though they were literally making fun of him for taking a sarcastic suggestion seriously). I guess we're entering the era where Phil acts like he doesn't know what they said but still knows what they said. One thing to note is that he's already coping with "well, if this was a ruse all along". Guess they really got to him.

Also, he really stopped using felt/felted as a whole or it's just me? I didn't watch the Balatro gameplay but if he didn't use it there, then it's over with Andy and Triple P, that's what I call him, Triple P.

 

[ATandTism]

Yep, as expected. His response to KC is now "uhhh I don't know what they said, but it's just razzing and playing into memes" (even though they were literally making fun of him for taking a sarcastic suggestion seriously). I guess we're entering the era where Phil acts like he doesn't know what they said but still knows what they said. One thing to note is that he's already coping with "well, if this was a ruse all along". Guess they really got to him.

Also, he really stopped using felt/felted as a whole or it's just me? I didn't watch the Balatro gameplay but if he didn't use it there, then it's over with Andy and Triple P, that's what I call him, Triple P.

He is 100% seething at them busting his balls over all of this. His whole 'I just so happened to tune in at that time' immediately followed by 'I never watch them' that he had to then back track gave it away he is watching them as much as he is lurking this thread between gin shots and hogan pulls.

 

[shekelshoah666]

The thing is, while it was painful for us since Dave has the personality of a sea urchin, I suspect he was actually getting a little bit of dopamine in his brain from playing poker hands and watching the numbers go up, and the booster packs reminding him of his good ol' sweaty shirtless men pulls to see if he could get a good joker, planet, or tarot pull. But now he's playing a game he literally never heard about until yesterday or today with an actual plot, so the investment is immediately turned off because he'd genuinely rather go continue with the pseudo gambling like a low rent Bossmanjack, being more concerned with trying to throw paper balls in a trash can than the game proper.

He may have sucked at balatro but he clearly enjoyed it more then 99% of the shit he does on stream. Now he is playing some walking sim shit or something and looks like he is gonna die of boredom. Good work larpers to get him to switch from something fun for him lmao.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Professional Streamer of nearly 20 years' newly upgraded setup lmao:

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Apparently he has to have the 2 giant cables plugged into the USB hub instead of a one inch dongle like everyone else because his wireless mouse and keyboard don't work with them?

This is the equivalent of a five-year-old pushing all of his clothes on the floor under the bed.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

if he didn't use it there, then it's over with Andy and Triple P, that's what I call him, Triple P.

Him calling PPP as Triple P is not even cringe, it’s just sad. He’s like the Special Ed kid hanging out with the cool kids a couple of times, coming back home and telling mom he’s got special names for everybody. ‘See, mommy? I‘ve got friends!’

 

[Corpun]

Just tuned in to Meerkat on YT and was greeted by this visage

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Looks like that one uncle every family seems to have that slums it out at your home for Christmas that reeks of cigarettes and booze. No one likes him, but everyone puts up with him bitching about his ex for leaving him even though he should have moved on by now.

One more to complete the wall (went back to add the full shot from stream)

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God can't figure out why that room was so hot most of the time...

I genuinely can't comprehend the insanity of his setup. Any normal person would take one look at this and go insane. Either he is so lazy he doesn't care about how claustrophobic and inefficient it is, or he genuinely doesn't see anything wrong with the layout. I can't tell which is worse.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

This killer frequency playthough is something alright. It really showcases how bad of a streamer he is. Takes a museum tour of the place instead of playing the game. Pausing non-stop to make bad guesses on the story or to autism whine about realism, that's when he's not pausing to complain about the trash bin basketball hoop isn't counting his wads of paper. Then complains that he's making no progress since he's progressing so much. Looks like he wage quit it too since he made no money.

Now you've got IronChefOIC making him play The Coin Game to get money.

Looks like that one uncle every family seems to have that slums it out at your home for Christmas that reeks of cigarettes and booze. No one likes him, but everyone puts up with him bitching about his ex for leaving him even though he should have moved on by now.

I genuinely can't comprehend the insanity of his setup. Any normal person would take one look at this and go insane. Either he is so lazy he doesn't care about how claustrophobic and inefficient it is, or he genuinely doesn't see anything wrong with the layout. I can't tell which is worse.

Remember, this is the guy who had an Ottoman in his bedroom that was never used and taking up space and he moved it to the hallway so that him and his fat wife would have a place to rest (???) if they were too tired to walk 5 steps to the bedroom.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

He may have sucked at balatro but he clearly enjoyed it more then 99% of the shit he does on stream. Now he is playing some walking sim shit or something and looks like he is gonna die of boredom. Good work larpers to get him to switch from something fun for him lmao.

Having ducked out of the restream since he started not listening in Killer Frequency, I decided to come back, and I see that the tithe has barely budged since he stopped playing Balatro, which in itself he made about $40 playing for an hour or so.

Clearly people would rather their streamers have some enjoyment while they play games as opposed to looking like they want to commit suicide, but what do I know, I'm just a mentally ill detractor.

 

[myone]

Remember, this is the guy who had an Ottoman in his bedroom that was never used and taking up space and he moved it to the hallway so that him and his fat wife would have a place to rest (???) if they were too tired to walk 5 steps to the bedroom.

The top-of-the-stairs pitstop ottoman is right out of a sitcom skit. The writers were really cooking when they came up with that one. Who even imagines something like that?

Having ducked out of the restream since he started not listening in Killer Frequency, I decided to come back, and I see that the tithe has barely budged since he stopped playing Balatro, which in itself he made about $40 playing for an hour or so.
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Clearly people would rather their streamers have some enjoyment while they play games as opposed to looking like they want to commit suicide, but what do I know, I'm just a mentally ill detractor.

Looking at those screencaps: I still can't get over the fact that this moron spent hundreds (thousands?) a few months ago in order to upgrade his shitty background, just to discover the green screen effect on his webcam now. His brain is mush.

 

[Corpun]

Remember, this is the guy who had an Ottoman in his bedroom that was never used and taking up space and he moved it to the hallway so that him and his fat wife would have a place to rest (???) if they were too tired to walk 5 steps to the bedroom.

I love the stair ottoman. I don't know the dynamics of the Burnell stairway or the ottoman, but I like to imagine the fucking thing takes up half the hallway.

 

[Iron Father]

I love the stair ottoman. I don't know the dynamics of the Burnell stairway or the ottoman, but I like to imagine the fucking thing takes up half the hallway.

No doubt absolutely covered in Jasper's fur.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

lmao "i know you're married"
he has to be trolling

Sadly, no. He’s a ‘tard that came from Kino and started to talk in chat over him getting into right leaning shit. He has the mentalscape of the average /pol/tard.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Remember, this is the guy who had an Ottoman in his bedroom that was never used and taking up space and he moved it to the hallway so that him and his fat wife would have a place to rest (???) if they were too tired to walk 5 steps to the bedroom.

I have been an on-and-off detractor since the SoK era and every single time I think I understand just how lazy Phil is, I learn some new facet of his character that shows he is somehow even lazier.
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