Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Greenergrass]

Where will she go after Tyler gives her the boot? Back to her Mom's/MeeMaw's place? Tub Trumpet Trailer? The barn? A shelter? The street?

When Po was moving in with Tyler she mentioned wanting to get a storage unit to keep stuff in because there is no room at Tyler's. I am not sure what stuff she has to store. I have been selfishly wanting a sneaky living in a storage unit arc ever since. Her and Josh in a 10x10 (probably smaller because costs and all) dark dank concrete room, sitting in lawn chairs, surrounded by whatever spider and roach infested stuff they have.
She is running out of couches to surf on. I doubt she will be moving back to her family land, but I got to thinking... Her mom has moved in with MeeMaw, aren't there 2 houses plus tub trumpet trailer on that land? So her mom must of boarded out of her house. Which means there is a whole house no one lives in which just has stuff while Polissa is homeless. That has got to irk her.
She could make content about cleaning up a hoarded house to live in but that would take effort.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Huh, I was completely unaware that December 7th is 'Official Tree Decorating Day.'

Fuck Pearl Harbor day, I guess.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Huh, I was completely unaware that December 7th is 'Official Tree Decorating Day.'

Fuck Pearl Harbor day, I guess

Well, yeah. Pissa’s more focused on leaving the country she hates (and bitching about how her upcoming $1194/mo tugboat from said country not being enough)




Or maybe not. She’ll let you know in the next five minutes, after she tries to find Her People





In the meantime, she’s more focused on sharing her favorite TV shows and movies, movies she disliked, and life while fat

Spoiler: Polly at the Movies

Spoiler: FAT

Believe me, I trimmed a lot of FAT here. She’s been a real chatterbox for the past couple days. The return of Twitterlissa is welcome, though. It’s often my favorite form of Polly content.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

There was a lot of whining about ‘fleeing’ to Canada when Trump first took office. Never happened and won’t now.

Canada has just drastically cut back on the number of people we’ll let into the country across a wide range of entry programs.

Admittedly it’s been a while since I looked at the specifics but I don’t recall any criteria under which an American could try for refugee status and succeed. Happy to be corrected if wrong.

I would pay a lot of money I don’t have to watch an immigration interview with Polissa; not that any application would get that far.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Bad movie taste and fat. Me and me droogs would not in out with her.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I looked at the specifics but I don’t recall any criteria under which an American could try for refugee status and succeed. Happy to be corrected if wrong.

Trying for refugee status with full disability benefits would be a hard no in pretty much any first world country, (and she’s not going to want asylum anywhere else) especially when the reason is to escape the Trump government. Pissa would do well to research what being a refugee means. She’s not trying to escape real political persecution, she’s just pissed off because she doesn’t want to work and her Kamala Harris tweets didn’t change the opinions/votes of the majority.

 

[scumfuck]

Joh could get dental and medical insurance at Walmart, McDonalds, etc, if he'd just keep a job. Those companies offer insurance to employees working 30 or more hours a week.

You're right but he would need to get full-time employment, which is 40 hours. He only works part-time. But even if he got a full-time job he'd just chimp out and lose it, yet again burning a bridge for a job recommendation.

 

[Morshu's Paradise]

I remember a case from several years back (I want to say 2005?) where an American citizen engaged in a custody dispute fled to the Netherlands and tried to claim asylum. Didn't really have anything to do with politics, though. They ended up deporting her. Other than that the only one I can of is Roman Polanski, but I'm not sure he formally claimed asylum as much as France doesn't think sex with 13-year-olds is that big of a deal and didn't want to extradite him.

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

You know, I have a tiny modicum of respect at her discussing (admitting to) her FAT.

Too bad we all know that she will only get fatter.

 

[Clotso Coof]

You're right but he would need to get full-time employment, which is 40 hours.

No, that's incorrect. As I said, the companies I mentioned start benefits at 30+ hrs. Their policies date back to 2010 with the passing of the Affordable Care Act.

 

[scumfuck]

No, that's incorrect. As I said, the companies I mentioned start benefits at 30+ hrs. Their policies date back to 2010 with the passing of the Affordable Care Act.

I cannot find a source for what you are saying but if that is true then that's a first that I've ever heard of companies offering medical coverage for part-time employees.

 

[Clotso Coof]

I cannot find a source for what you are saying but if that is true then that's a first that I've ever heard of companies offering medical coverage for part-time employees.

You don't remember the ACA of 2010? Also known as Obamacare?

Unfortunately it didn't force dental insurance, but most dental policies are shit anyway. Mine covers something like 2000 buck of crowns/root canals per year with 50 percent copays. You can still run up 10,000 per year in dental problems if your teeth are in rough condition.

Johs main dental issue is probably due to Beetus and his unwillingness to take care of himself. Beetus can fuck up your teeth as it wrecks your circulation.

Doesn't he still smoke weed? Imagine smoking anything with teeth literally rotting.

 

[Trombonista]

I cannot find a source for what you are saying but if that is true then that's a first that I've ever heard of companies offering medical coverage for part-time employees.

Plenty of workplaces do these days.

Anyway, I changed the poll.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Someone: *basically what everyone else is saying here re: if Polissa tried to become an American Refugee*

Polissa: but the *Nazis* killed disabled people! I’ll be next if I don’t escape! Disabled people like me have intrinsic value, y’know! UN should get on it!

 

[Octopi]

Anyway, I changed the poll.

There's a typo in the last option, fyi. Though Polissa is undoubtedly a tub trumper...

 

[Adventarius]

She would have given the nazis a bad time: there would be no way she'd fit into one of their ovens. Just sayin'. I don't know if Trump plans to build ovens in extra large though. Watch out, gorl.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

What's funny is that Pissa cries that the UN should get on, what, standard immigration policy for every civilized nation on the planet?

LMFAO

That's why I laugh when people rage about immigration policy in the US - they've obviously never taken a gander as to what the requirements are to attain citizenship in, say, Canada. or Mexico. Or Britain. Or France. Or anywhere else in the history of ever and realized just how fucking /lax/ the US citizenship requirements are compared to some of the other developed nations around.

Go groom your barn cats, Pissa. Or share of picture of Salazar.

 

[Muskcarpone]

Once again, the French government didn't --
Actually no, you know what, fuck it, it turned into The Purge here, go nuts.

Sans-Cullotes are raising guillotines as we speak!

That being said, Pissa in Paris would be an even more hilarious arc than Pissa in Florida.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Sans-Cullotes are raising guillotines as we speak!

That being said, Pissa in Paris would be an even more hilarious arc than Pissa in Florida.

She wouldn't have to worry about the gypsies stealing anything, pretty sure even they could tell she has nothing of any value.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Their teeth are shit because they drink a 12 pack of Mello Yello every day. Also brushing her teeth "exhausts" poor Polly, so she probably only does it once or twice a week.