Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[GameratePTSD]

The protagonist has that Dylan Mulvaney build.

So let me get this straight: the strong black woman protagonist (whose father ran out on her and her mother)

is isekai'd away to the deep south where she suddenly attains Haitian voodoo and is tasked with defeating evil spirit literally called... "haints"...

Are we sure /pol/ didn't write this game?
When this piece of shit inevitably fails I wonder if the libtards will be embarrassed for ever supporting this goofy jiggaboo minstrel show.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

The protagonist has that Dylan Mulvaney build.
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So let me get this straight: the strong black woman protagonist (whose father ran out on her and her mother)
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is isekai'd away to the deep south where she suddenly attains Haitian voodoo and is tasked with defeating evil spirit literally called... "haints"...
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Are we sure /pol/ didn't write this game?
When this piece of shit inevitably fails I wonder if the libtards will be embarrassed for ever supporting this goofy jiggaboo minstrel show.

Calling the spirits haints helps pinpoint the area where this should be taking place. Rather small area around Georgia and South Carolina and tell you who her people are, which should be the Gullah (Gullah Geechee). Now I doubt that will be the case, but that's where and who should be in it.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Always posting selfies of herself bleeding. What was she thinking?


Don't like her Rolling Stone clickbait article? Then you're ugly.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

Don't like her Rolling Stone clickbait article? Then you're ugly.
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Once again she is essentially doing negative PR for what she's running cover for .Why would you give this lunatic a tour of your studio, why would you want her of all people doing the puff piece? Just a complete lack of common sense even if you generally agree/sympathize with her, she'll be posting nasty ass pics the day you announce layoffs.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Once again she is essentially doing negative PR for what she's running cover for .Why would you give this lunatic a tour of your studio, why would you want her of all people doing the puff piece? Just a complete lack of common sense even if you generally agree/sympathize with her, she'll be posting nasty ass pics the day you announce layoffs.

I wouldn't want to show her my studio because then I'd have to scrub down every surface with a QAC

 

[behindyourightnow]

The protagonist has that Dylan Mulvaney build.

More like a Lia Thomas build.

I'm increasingly convinced that there is a genuine conspiracy going on amongst troon game developers to make female characters look as masculine as possible because they're convinced they can somehow reprogram people into thinking that's what women look like.

These are the same deluded people that think American voters will accept men in female sports if they are just presented with the right "messaging" from a "leftist Joe Rogan." Of course they also think they can brainwash gaming audiences into forgetting sexual dimorphism just by forcing them to look at enough manjaws and hulking linebacker shoulders.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Her favorite simp Dave Rivera (airbagged) is now harassing Endymion and calling him a "rapist", which got enough attention to point out how much of a piece of Kate Bush's shit he is. This is the same Dave Rivera freak that fetishizes murder GIFs snuff porn of Mark Kern (Grummz) while harassing him and his family, evading bans from mods, encourages people to follow his lead and harass others, pretends to be a former employee at a gaming company, and has a criminal record. And he's also 36 years old and weighs at less than 130 pounds. And knowing Alyssa Mercante, she can't hide that she approves of this and it makes her wet.




EDIT: Here's something new. He keeps going on 4chan's /v/ board to spam his obsession with his death fetish GIFs of killing Grummz with a hammer, before the mods 404 the thread he spams at.


Perhaps it's time for him to get his own Kiwi Farms thread and milk this passive-aggressive creepy Antifa cuckold of a lolcow.

 

[GameratePTSD]

Her favorite simp Dave Rivera (airbagged) is now harassing Endymion and calling him a "rapist", which got enough attention to point out how much of a piece of Kate Bush's shit he is. This is the same Dave Rivera freak that fetishizes murder GIFs snuff porn of Mark Kern (Grummz) while harassing him and his family, evading bans from mods, encourages people to follow his lead and harass others, pretends to be a former employee at a gaming company, and has a criminal record. And he's also 36 years old and weighs at less than 130 pounds. And knowing Alyssa Mercante, she can't hide that she approves of this and it makes her wet.
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Perhaps it's time for him to get his own Kiwi Farms thread and milk this passive-aggressive creepy Antifa cuckold of a lolcow.

He caught a vandalism charge at 32? That's more embarrassing than it being a serious crime. I wonder if he has a 'down with homework' t-shirt to go along with it.

 

[Darth Insanius]

The man pushing forty who literally pays people online real money to make gifs of some milquetoast boomer retard's (who spends all his spare time stalking) gay cartoon avatar getting murdered by hammers calling anyone else a loser is a contender for the most unself-aware moment in the history of the internet.

 

[Major]

Anisa johma should divorce Ian and marry mercante. It would be a singularity of cattiness.

 

[Oliver Onions]

So let me get this straight: the strong black woman protagonist (whose father ran out on her and her mother)
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is isekai'd away to the deep south where she suddenly attains Haitian voodoo and is tasked with defeating evil spirit literally called... "haints"...
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Conceptually I see no problem with this. It sounds different to the usual western game plots and explores an aspect of American folklore that is hardly ever touched upon in any media.

In practice, however, I suspect it's going to be a disaster and the main character will be an insufferable girl boss YASSS KWEENING her way through the entire game, which will be a little more than a series of hand-holding platforming sections to string together the boring dodge-dodge-attack combat encounters.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

Credit where due: Rolling Stones should unironically give L-Lyssa a full time job ( replace the faggot editor with her if that's the only gaming spot) as she has had unprecedented success in raising awareness that Rolling stones gaming is a thing, would have easily went to my grave without knowing about it if not for her.

 

[grey area]

I was wondering what Rivera looked like, and that manlet would fold from a stiff breeze. No wonder his "radical activism" consists of online death threats and libellous accusations. This brand of guy makes my fucking skin crawl and simping for a whore at 36 is testament to a failed existence.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

More like a Lia Thomas build.

I'm increasingly convinced that there is a genuine conspiracy going on amongst troon game developers to make female characters look as masculine as possible because they're convinced they can somehow reprogram people into thinking that's what women look like.

This is just the art style they're going for to go along with the style animation used. Everything has similar angular features in it. Personally I would have gone more with the Geechee style of watercolour painting for it during the day as it's nice and colourful, then switch to a more oil painting style for any night scenes. Reminds me of some Candomble art mixed with Louisiana Voodoo art.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

Big news folks: Alyssa is now openly lusting after violent accelerationist nazi cock


Alyssa alogs: We feastin'

 

[Lone Star]

Perhaps it's time for him to get his own Kiwi Farms thread and milk this passive-aggressive creepy Antifa cuckold of a lolcow.

I could've sworn someone here was working on one or was considering it. Dude more than deserves it, I think.

 

[behindyourightnow]

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Alyssa alogs: We feastin'

Alyssa lusts after powerful high-status males, and is endlessly frustrated she cannot acquire more than a standard-issue soyman

Will be interesting if her simping dies down when it sinks in that the alleged shooter was a "Nazi" (aka, his views do not align 100% with the current breadtube canon) and he is disavowed by leftists.

(I went to archive and the tweet seems to have already been deleted? Hope someone archived it. Anyway, watch for more evidence of Alyssa being driven entirely by status: if the in-group view on this guy changes, she'll quietly pretend to have always hated him)

 

[DickMain]

Always posting selfies of herself bleeding. What was she thinking?

Does she think these little boo-boos make her look tough or something?

Don't like her Rolling Stone clickbait article? Then you're ugly.

Has she seen Jagger? I read that as the literal band oop

 

[maioazar99]

Always posting selfies of herself bleeding. What was she thinking?
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It's time to settle this KitKatKlan bullshit and stop making it something different they were racist just like any other group the black Israelites are marching in groups in the morning and they talking about how superior their race and how god is black and everything superior is black and last three months they were recruiting Haitians and hand them papers that filled with hate propaganda yet no one is freaking out no YouTuber dick head is harassing them like they harass White people I'm sick of watching people try to make the KKK something special they're racist as any of those motherfuckers and they don't get called out for it

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

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Alyssa alogs: We feastin'

She's trying to hit on Luigi Mangione while posting images of herself (and her new boyfriend) at the Cannoli King.


The quotes are funny after she wants to "punch nazis" at this new Indiana Jones game.