DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
My prediction for Syria: Phil has no idea about the recent history of Syria (and of course also not of Syria during the Ottoman Empire, middle ages, Roman Empire, Persia, etc, but that's besides it). He probably wasn't even able to find it on a map a week ago, maybe will still mix it up with Iraq or Lebanon. He will not know the major factions or ethnicities in the country and their goals and allies. He will not know who the major foreign powers Russia, Iran, Turkey and USA were / are supporting and why. He will also have nothing to say about the role and interests of Israel.

So all in all, it could be very hard to watch because of the ignorance or very funny because of the complete lack of any substance but maximum confidence in the worth of his opinions.
“You know what you guys…..the SEEEYRIIANNN government needs to stop…stop them….I don’t know how….oh! Maybe something like chemicals……….thanks for the super chat….let’s see here….no, I DIDN’T KNOW THEIR GOVERNMENT DID THAT TO THEM! I’M NOT SAYING IT’S GOOD! Get banned, lucky gremlin. I had it with you…”
 
“You know what you guys…..the SEEEYRIIANNN government needs to stop…stop them….I don’t know how….oh! Maybe something like chemicals……….thanks for the super chat….let’s see here….no, I DIDN’T KNOW THEIR GOVERNMENT DID THAT TO THEM! I’M NOT SAYING IT’S GOOD! Get banned, lucky gremlin. I had it with you…”
"Now guys... as you all knooOOOOoow, we had already killed SirYea's previous two presidents - Osama bin Laden and Sadam Hussein. And they said that Sadam had weapons of mass distraction or whatever? Now what does that mean. As you knoooOOOOooow, a weapon is an uuuh killing style utensil..."
 
A few days ago we had the delusionmaxxing pre-stream; today it's the 'what an absolute dumbfuck' prestream. People who think DSP has >90 IQ are completely felted.
Him reading that random X post asking if people would buy a Steam home console if it did the following things and saying "how do they know who is this person?" just blows me away. He is dumb as a fucking rock.
 
"Now guys... as you all knooOOOOoow, we had already killed SirYea's previous two presidents - Osama bin Laden and Sadam Hussein. And they said that Sadam had weapons of mass distraction or whatever? Now what does that mean. As you knoooOOOOooow, a weapon is an uuuh killing style utensil..."
“The whole Middle East situation is….is like a pizza restaurant……and you don’t have any toppings to put on the pizzas. Snort snort”
 
Does anyone else think that the King's Streak has broken Phil even more than the Vest Streak did? Sure he got unashamed about his blatant begging during the Vest Streak and was never the same after, but something in his mind has to have snapped since the end of the King's Streak. Phil has always had terrible mental health and probably has one or two disorders, but KC might have broken him more than 16 years of paranoia about the Detractors has.
 
Does anyone else think that the King's Streak has broken Phil even more than the Vest Streak did? Sure he got unashamed about his blatant begging during the Vest Streak and was never the same after, but something in his mind has to have snapped since the end of the King's Streak. Phil has always had terrible mental health and probably has one or two disorders, but KC might have broken him more than 16 years of paranoia about the Detractors has.
King streak is way beyond vest it's not even close. He would beg during the vest and had a few rages but we are getting 5x the begging at a minimum and multiple rages/OT every week now. The current DSP is probably the worst he has ever been all around and his content is far worse then when he was recording with a camcorder.
 
Does anyone else think that the King's Streak has broken Phil even more than the Vest Streak did? Sure he got unashamed about his blatant begging during the Vest Streak and was never the same after, but something in his mind has to have snapped since the end of the King's Streak.
with ‘tard YouTubers like moist talking about him, it caused a rush of people to watch him. This lead to Kino milking Phil for some cheap money which lead Phil ego to get bigger. however, the viewers left and it’s starting to show with the streak. This hit him harder than the vest streak. His ego got his old pay piggies to leave him. His whole shit now is trying to milk alt right losers from Kino. He became a bigger clown than he was in the past.
Pride before the fall, Phil.
 
I might have missed this, but it's very apparent (because the roach can't help but disclosure his true intent) that he's obsessing over maintaining a certain level of support because in his mind he's still competing with Keem and his Lolcow Podcast. He thinks if "earns" the same or more than Keem's signing bonus, then he comes out the winner.

Reaching?
As gay is it sounds, when he talks about "momentum" with regards to getting dentbux, there is some truth to that. He doesn't want to display any new low-water marks because that can anchor and guide a trend moving forward. The psychology of a dent, a wondrous mystery
The current DSP is probably the worst he has ever been all around and his content is far worse then when he was recording with a camcorder.
I feel like the last time he actually set his mind to a game (with stimulating unique mechanics) was Sifu. Yea he sucked, but limped across the finish line and I got some unironic entertainment from it. He was just being guided with broken builds in his secret discord for Elden Ring so I don't count that; that was stinky cheese.
His whole shit now is trying to milk alt right losers
Except if he gets confronted in the street for being a bigmouth like Warski it will be: Stay back! Stay the fuck back! I will shit myself! I will piss myself! I will shit myself! Stay the fuck back!!!!

And wow, I didn't know the source of that meme, Warski looks like a bigger retard than I thought.
Andy Warski is once again in trouble after a YouTube livestream shows the Canadian streamer and his "Dream Team" cohosts earning money from starting trouble and drawing a firearm on a group of Clearwater, Florida pedestrians.

The confrontation started when Warski streamed himself and two cohosts -- "Alex" and "Failure" -- playing offensive text-to-speech at people in downtown Clearwater. As is the norm in IRL streaming, Warski’s phone loudly reads out messages and even audio clips from anyone sending in donations, and the more outrageous and dangerous the host allows it to get, the more the entertained viewers donate. In the case of alt-right adjacent Warski, most of the donated messages tend to consist of racist language like “bring back slavery” and the N-word.

One such message finally led to a male passerby knocking the phone out of Warski’s hand, and it quickly spiraled out of control from there.

Warski launches a barrage of fighting words at the man as he walks off with his friend.

“I’ll frick you up, bro,” says Warski. “You wanna fricking go? Walk right now, you frick. Walk, you piece of shit. Fricking c**t. Fricking knock you out, bro. Piece of shit.”

Warski also threatens to call the police on the man, who he repeatedly insists is a “fricking homosexual.”

When the man decides to return, Alex brandishes a taser. The man then takes off his shirt and looks ready to throw down, but is held back by a bouncer from the nearby club venue.

“You’re lucky you’re not on the ground fricking bleeding, you homosexual,” yells Warski as he backs down from the confrontation. “Oh, nice pecs. They’d look nice with a fricking bullet in them. Fricking homosexual. I’ll fricking kill him. Fricking piece of shit homosexual.”


“There’s enough witnesses on camera of him going towards us, so...” smirks Warski to his IRL stream audience as he resumes filming a good distance away from the club. “He was all bark and no bite.”

Minutes later, the trio encounters the man again, and two of his friends, who appear ready to square up with Warski's group.

Warski says the words, “stand your ground,” twice -- a reference to laws allowing lethal force under certain circumstances -- letting his viewers know that tonight they might get to see a live killing.

Alex's suggestion to simply walk away is ignored as Failure walks up to two of the men, now approaching the group. Warski tells Alex to pull out his gun and aim it at them.


One of the men swings his arm at Failure, sending him packing, while another asks Warski where the taser they previously threatened him with is.

Alex brandishes his gun and can be heard saying, “I got a gun, motherfricker.” An excited Warski then starts screaming “stay back” and “get the frick back” repeatedly.

The men decide to back off.

Warski then tells Alex to aim the gun at the retreating men and tells both Failure and Alex to “follow them,” all the while screaming “Stay the frick back. We will defend ourselves. You’re on camera” repeatedly, variously threatening to send them to jail and to shoot them in the back.

Loud text-to-speech donations keep going off during the entire confrontation. Warski’s phone blares out a looped $2 “we hate Black folk” donation several times.




A security guard finally appears and instructs Alex to disarm. He also tells the livestreaming trio to stop pursuing the men and to wait for the police to arrive.

When the police arrive, they place Alex under arrest for aggravated assault and take statements from the streamers.

New tack for Warski's viewers. “Blue lives don’t matter. Blue lives don’t matter,” blares one text-to-speech donation. “Andy tried to grab the white cop’s gun to shoot the black cop,” says another.

A song entitled “My name’s Andy Warski and I hate Black folk” plays while Warski rants about a black police officer.

https://twitter.com/RealJeffHoliday/status/1117334029911543808

Alex, whose real name we will not disclose, faces three felony charges of aggravated assault and one simple assault charge. It is unknown at this point if he will be able to make bail, as the bond amount due for each of the felony charges is marked at $5,000.

It is also unknown whether Warski, who is currently in the United States under a travel visa, could face deportation for his part in the altercation.

For now, the only person facing any serious consequence is Alex, who made the mistake of joining Warski’s “Dream Team.”

In a Warski stream finished just hours before writing this piece, the youtuber appeared to grimace at the idea of helping his cohost out.
 
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Chat moving at a snail's pace, Phil looks rough, and the dents are over-acting again.
 
He will be playing indiana jones today. Here is my take on his inevitable predictive behavior:

I reckon well see around:
3 -- "see what i mean"s
3 -- " The game is unpolished man"s
112-- *Snorts*
3 -- "What were they thinking man"s
50 -- *Nervous seethe giggles*
27 -- Begs (veiled or disguised ones included)
103 -- *Self Soothing lower Lip bites*
0 -- positivity/accountability/adaptability

i may be off on a couple but this is my prediction

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"I am a big fan of this thing" x 30
 
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Does anyone else think that the King's Streak has broken Phil even more than the Vest Streak did? Sure he got unashamed about his blatant begging during the Vest Streak and was never the same after, but something in his mind has to have snapped since the end of the King's Streak. Phil has always had terrible mental health and probably has one or two disorders, but KC might have broken him more than 16 years of paranoia about the Detractors has.
He wants his August and September income levels back. He tried drama but could only get a few people to let him "interview" them. He tried Vest Streak 2.0 but could not help but push it too far. He faked last-minute tips until he fell short so often that he had to give up on that. Now it's $15,000 to play Stellar Blade months from now. It's just desperation because he's addicted to spending and needs more fuel for the fire.

As far as when he snapped, Sidescrollers started it, fat Khet reveal and Joon the King doc accelerated it, but the KC arc was what him sound truly delusional on stream, talking about a redemption arc (which was why he had to keep the King Streak going at any cost) and everyone loves him now when he has fewer fans than ever. Truly out of his mind, and you'd feel bad if it wasn't happening to an asshole narcissistic scumbag like Phil Burnell.
 
This "Steam" sounds like it might be a big deal if they market correctly for a home console release! :story: :story: :story: This podcast is dumb as fuck. He doesn't even understand how X works while reading posts about various gaming news. This part is worth watching he is saying the dumbest shit possible about each topic and ignoring the dents pointing out he's wrong.
Phil doesn’t understand biased sources, not to mention the algorithm on social media catered to his dented takes.
“You know what you guys…..the SEEEYRIIANNN government needs to stop…stop them….I don’t know how….oh! Maybe something like chemicals……….thanks for the super chat….let’s see here….no, I DIDN’T KNOW THEIR GOVERNMENT DID THAT TO THEM! I’M NOT SAYING IT’S GOOD! Get banned, lucky gremlin. I had it with you…”
If Assad had something going on in his life he wouldn’t he such a detractor of his own people dood
 
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