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"They won't miss me." Cuntie, no one misses you. Not your father, not your mother, not your huzzbinnduh; no one is sad to see you leave.
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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It has to be Kathie bates, no other optionsRemember how she cured her "cocaine addiction" by spending one night at her uncle's house.
It's pretty common knowledge she was never addicted to coke. She just liked it. There is a difference.
Painting this picture of "I was a severe drug addict and in an abusive relationship I couldn't get out of" to new people is one of the cringiest things she does.
Who will play her in the Lifetime movie?
Can we stop Coke sperging please? Nobody cares
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She'll do it the next time she's mad and Salah, and she'll be just as haram. Salah and his family will be thrilled.
"How Oy USED TO rage really bahd..."
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"It looks like they've developed a friendship...I was thinking more of like...building friendships and that but I don't think that..." - she doesn't think they wanna be her friend? Well, boohoo.
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I'm also thinking Rosie O'Donnell, in the fat suit, revisting the character she played in Riding the (short) Bus with my Sister.
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Nobody likes to watch her go, either.
Maybe if there was tuba "oompah loompah" music playing over.
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I didn't get into detail about wha it meant and I can see it was misunderstood by some. To those who are Muslim, for those who are Islamic, the practices are very important, and salad is the one who wanted her to revert. Therefore, there is an expectation of behaving in a way that is respectful of your religion's morality and behaviors, and the expectation that your wife does too, especially as salad is aware they're being presented to the whole world on the internet.
I don't like hypocrites. It's a big reason why I don't like religion.
That's all.
In other news, if Gunt ever interrupted me and put her fat trotter or hog knuckles in my face like this, I'd make sure she left with a wonkier eye to say the least. Get that shit out of my face, you can sniff them in your own space on ur own time.
I didn't get into detail about wha it meant and I can see it was misunderstood by some. To those who are Muslim, for those who are Islamic, the practices are very important, and salad is the one who wanted her to revert. Therefore, there is an expectation of behaving in a way that is respectful of your religion's morality and behaviors, and the expectation that your wife does too, especially as salad is aware they're being presented to the whole world on the internet.
I don't like hypocrites. It's a big reason why I don't like religion.
That's all.
In other news, if Gunt ever interrupted me and put her fat trotter or hog knuckles in my face like this, I'd make sure she left with a wonkier eye to say the least. Get that shit out of my face, you can sniff them in your own space on ur own time.
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Is this confirmed? Muslim men are allowed to have non-Muslim wives, and Chantal was joking about converting so she could wear a headscarf weeks before she met him. I think she may have floated the idea early in their "courtship" and it was one of the signals he was looking for that she was ripe for scamming. She's not the only Western scam target to revert, but I have to imagine its a barrier for other love scams operations.
I'm of the school that gets annoyed when people say "A Muslim would never do X/always does Y." Who on Earth thinks Salah is a good Muslim?
The majority of adherents to any religion don't adhere 100%. Even the ones who are all-in true believers. Humans fall short of ideals, that's kind of the point of religion to begin with. Most adherents to any religion don't even aim for total adherence.
All the Muslims I know would barely be recognizable as Muslims to people in this thread. Many are married to non-Muslims. Now, these are fully assimilated Westeners, but that's what Salah aspires to be. I haven't seen any evidence he gives a shit about his religion outside of token secular/surface level activities, either for family/friend events or for Chantal to prove she's Muslim. He's the equivalent of an Easter/Christmas Catholic, except nobody accuses those people of not being Catholics. We have no reason to assume his family is any more observant than he is.
That said, it would be REALLY FUNNY if they were, and actually did have an intervention to collectively slap Chantal down. (In reality, I don't think they believe Salah and Chantal are married.)
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I can't sit through that clusterfuck of a Keemstar video, but I would like to remark about this:
WTF even is this? She looks like a woman with a thick, long neck who has been decapitated, has then had her face sliced off her decapitated head, and has then had that slice of her face laid across the open neck hole where her head used to be. It is freaking bizarre. There are mutilated corpses on gore sites that look less disturbing than this.
Now consider the motley crew of freaktards on the right. They all look fairly normal, even the fat monstrous one who won't shut up.
Our cutie prettier than 90% of YouTube?? Hell, Tor Johnson was prettier.
I've become so used to her that even her appearance has become mundane and boring to me. But then there's just that one angle that hits in just such a way that it startles me all over again and all I can do is marvel at it.
WTF even is this? She looks like a woman with a thick, long neck who has been decapitated, has then had her face sliced off her decapitated head, and has then had that slice of her face laid across the open neck hole where her head used to be. It is freaking bizarre. There are mutilated corpses on gore sites that look less disturbing than this.
Now consider the motley crew of freaktards on the right. They all look fairly normal, even the fat monstrous one who won't shut up.
Our cutie prettier than 90% of YouTube?? Hell, Tor Johnson was prettier.
I've become so used to her that even her appearance has become mundane and boring to me. But then there's just that one angle that hits in just such a way that it startles me all over again and all I can do is marvel at it.
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Miriham over here being a pious, happy and faithful Muslim wife offering fucking Keemstar a blowjob if they can prove she doxed Charlie Gold, after being supportive of them looking at her nudes. This whole thing was a practice in being starstruck by YouTubers and hoping this will mean good things for her “career”. But don’t worry guys, she recently found god after all the coke and the OF days so this is all fine.
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I’m sure Salah just loved her exposing his shit fetish for a whole new crowd. And telling another man she’d blow him. And was fine with them looking at her hairy nasty bits. With any luck, he’ll go off and hide for a while again.
Seriously, he’s so weak. Chantal’s first video after what she did on that live should have been her in tears, begging for forgiveness. What she did was egregious and it’s clear as day she doesn’t give a crap about this so-called marriage.
Seriously, he’s so weak. Chantal’s first video after what she did on that live should have been her in tears, begging for forgiveness. What she did was egregious and it’s clear as day she doesn’t give a crap about this so-called marriage.
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Ngl you guys are telling me stuff I didn't know. I don't want to PL on my drug use as a kid but that was probably like a decade ago and a weird circumstance. It's pretty obvious she's lying either way but especially so if that's the case. I just wonder what she hopes to achieve
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I like the part where Chins talked about Salah's shit fetish, then blew it off by saying, "He's from a repressive religion, so..." and trailed off. She sat there in her hijab, said "I recently found God", and then described her new religion as "repressive".
What sincere convert to a religion would call it "repressive"? That word has obvious negative connotations, unlike more common descriptions of orthodox Islam as austere or dogmatic.
Chantal has a terrible vocabulary, of course, but she could have used simpler words like "conservative" or "strict" or something neutral. I'm pretty sure she's called things "strict" before.
Instead she accused Islam of being a tyrannical religion that forced Salah into a shit fetish. Does she think Salah's father and sister also masterbate while dreaming of shitting on people? Does she think Kuwait and Syria contain millions of shit-fetishists?
What sincere convert to a religion would call it "repressive"? That word has obvious negative connotations, unlike more common descriptions of orthodox Islam as austere or dogmatic.
Chantal has a terrible vocabulary, of course, but she could have used simpler words like "conservative" or "strict" or something neutral. I'm pretty sure she's called things "strict" before.
Instead she accused Islam of being a tyrannical religion that forced Salah into a shit fetish. Does she think Salah's father and sister also masterbate while dreaming of shitting on people? Does she think Kuwait and Syria contain millions of shit-fetishists?
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I was wrong, she won’t dump Salad to be on the show. Her video smelled like when she was caught in Nader’s house and he turned the camera on her and she had to apologize. She didn’t have to make a video about not auditioning for something we didn’t know even needed auditions.
Salad is a weak pussyman but still is Arab with control over women, and he scared Chins enough for her to make that video. Her demeanor was very contrite.
I also do think in some weird way she wants to better herself and does not want to dredge up the past. She wants us to believe she’s changed without actually changing though, for her it’s a wish, not something she’ll ever work at. Still, I get the feeling this video is not one she’d have made without prompting by Salad.
For whatever reason, her going on that Queens show would bring attention he doesn’t like, more than the money he’d gain. He doesn’t want to see her hairy pussy balls, but he doesn’t want photos of it shared online either, and her talking about his fetish was probably embarrassing. He stayed offline for months after it was discovered and he could fool himself that it was forgotten-now he knows even strangers know his business.
So I change my statement: She’d do it in a heartbeat if Salad okayed it, but he won’t.
Salad is a weak pussyman but still is Arab with control over women, and he scared Chins enough for her to make that video. Her demeanor was very contrite.
I also do think in some weird way she wants to better herself and does not want to dredge up the past. She wants us to believe she’s changed without actually changing though, for her it’s a wish, not something she’ll ever work at. Still, I get the feeling this video is not one she’d have made without prompting by Salad.
For whatever reason, her going on that Queens show would bring attention he doesn’t like, more than the money he’d gain. He doesn’t want to see her hairy pussy balls, but he doesn’t want photos of it shared online either, and her talking about his fetish was probably embarrassing. He stayed offline for months after it was discovered and he could fool himself that it was forgotten-now he knows even strangers know his business.
So I change my statement: She’d do it in a heartbeat if Salad okayed it, but he won’t.
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The most interesting part of that shitfest of Chantal's to me is how she minimized living full-time in Kuwait. She said that she traveled between living in Canada and Kuwait and Thailand and wherever else she wanted to go but that she was now with Salah in Kuwait. Note she didn't use the word living with Salah.
I think their contract is in shambles and she's worried about La Migra!!! La Migra!!! (Immigration) for whatever many, various and sundry reasons.
I LOVE me a timeline and this was an interesting compilation sans a few miscues, but the overall impression I was left with is that Chantal is worried about her status in Kuwait. We've seen how she reacts when someone rings her doorbell, even knowing her beloved fass fud is coming.
Eye Lash's Foodie Beauty Jeopardizes Salah's Father. Vlogmas day 7
And as for her apology tour video today, her cope about wanting a boring channel is fucking hilarious. Good times.
I think their contract is in shambles and she's worried about La Migra!!! La Migra!!! (Immigration) for whatever many, various and sundry reasons.
I LOVE me a timeline and this was an interesting compilation sans a few miscues, but the overall impression I was left with is that Chantal is worried about her status in Kuwait. We've seen how she reacts when someone rings her doorbell, even knowing her beloved fass fud is coming.
Eye Lash's Foodie Beauty Jeopardizes Salah's Father. Vlogmas day 7
And as for her apology tour video today, her cope about wanting a boring channel is fucking hilarious. Good times.
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What I believe we have witnessed is the continuing power struggle between Chantal and Poopy.
We may never know the whole story of what prompted Fatso's appearance on Lolcows and the subsequent modest, devout Muslima vlog that followed, but it was like old times.
My conjecture goes something like this: Because of the Regime change that is going on in Syria, Salah and his compatriots are busy meeting and celebrating and doing what Arab bro's do together. The male social culture is very strong and this is a huge occurrence, that will require much debate and feasting and gossip about the goings on. As such, Salah has been even less available to pay attention to his morbidly obese brick, and to fetch her food at all hours. Chantal cannot stand to be ignored, or to feel that she is an outsider. Salah is supposed to pay attention to only her! So her attitude is "Fuck you Salah, if you are going to hang with your peeps, I am going to hang with mine!
I only wonder what Salah did when he found out about Chantal's totes haram adventure in Lolcowdom? Did he tell her that she needed to get on the next plane to Canada and scare Chantal into compliance, or did he bow down and fetch her turds on rice and beg her not to take away her income?
No matter what actually went on behind closed doors in the fartbox, I can't wait until the next time. It was almost like old times in Best Chat seeing Chantal so happy and free. Stupid, self-destructive, but free.
We may never know the whole story of what prompted Fatso's appearance on Lolcows and the subsequent modest, devout Muslima vlog that followed, but it was like old times.
My conjecture goes something like this: Because of the Regime change that is going on in Syria, Salah and his compatriots are busy meeting and celebrating and doing what Arab bro's do together. The male social culture is very strong and this is a huge occurrence, that will require much debate and feasting and gossip about the goings on. As such, Salah has been even less available to pay attention to his morbidly obese brick, and to fetch her food at all hours. Chantal cannot stand to be ignored, or to feel that she is an outsider. Salah is supposed to pay attention to only her! So her attitude is "Fuck you Salah, if you are going to hang with your peeps, I am going to hang with mine!
I only wonder what Salah did when he found out about Chantal's totes haram adventure in Lolcowdom? Did he tell her that she needed to get on the next plane to Canada and scare Chantal into compliance, or did he bow down and fetch her turds on rice and beg her not to take away her income?
No matter what actually went on behind closed doors in the fartbox, I can't wait until the next time. It was almost like old times in Best Chat seeing Chantal so happy and free. Stupid, self-destructive, but free.
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She wanted to have a cushy, paid weekly gig where she had the opportunity to be the popular gorl bantering and holding court with the boycows and Keemstar, garnering copious male attention, and having everyone swoon over her incredibly confusing pussy pics (two golden girls fighting is a kinder description than most could muster.)
She was smiling, giggling, and pressing her deformed, fat-monster face closer and closer to the camera while she tried to flirt, and she looked like a complete lunatic the entire time. Meanwhile an obese hillbilly in a moomoo was dragging her to filth and she couldn't respond. She flapped her fat hands, turned her fat cheek, and blew kisses, but she literally can't form a coherent response. When a man asked why she couldn't remember something, how much coke was she on? she just giggled and responded " an 8 ball a day!" He wasn't genuinely asking, he was saying you're a fucking moron. And you're enthusiastically agreeing.
What a delusional fucking waste of space. She would be horrible on the panel in the long-run because she's a chaotic psycho who can't consistently commit to admitting to being a lolcow or fancying herself a beautiful, admirable influencer.
The best display of this internal schism is her flopping back in her chair with her sloppy unhinged titties on full display one minute, and cackling like a fucking psycho about men vomiting over her "fighting golden girls" with absolute glee, and then denouncing her Charlie Gold racist insanity the next using all her internet influencer buzzwords " It was possibly a microagression. As white people we must all recognize our privilege" WTF, are you the same fat whore who just flashed her sloppity vadge and bragged about her 8 ball a day consumption? Maybe don't lecture us on micro-aggression while you eat your boogers and flirt with the scum of the earth because they happen to be in questionable possession of a y chromosome
She was smiling, giggling, and pressing her deformed, fat-monster face closer and closer to the camera while she tried to flirt, and she looked like a complete lunatic the entire time. Meanwhile an obese hillbilly in a moomoo was dragging her to filth and she couldn't respond. She flapped her fat hands, turned her fat cheek, and blew kisses, but she literally can't form a coherent response. When a man asked why she couldn't remember something, how much coke was she on? she just giggled and responded " an 8 ball a day!" He wasn't genuinely asking, he was saying you're a fucking moron. And you're enthusiastically agreeing.
What a delusional fucking waste of space. She would be horrible on the panel in the long-run because she's a chaotic psycho who can't consistently commit to admitting to being a lolcow or fancying herself a beautiful, admirable influencer.
The best display of this internal schism is her flopping back in her chair with her sloppy unhinged titties on full display one minute, and cackling like a fucking psycho about men vomiting over her "fighting golden girls" with absolute glee, and then denouncing her Charlie Gold racist insanity the next using all her internet influencer buzzwords " It was possibly a microagression. As white people we must all recognize our privilege" WTF, are you the same fat whore who just flashed her sloppity vadge and bragged about her 8 ball a day consumption? Maybe don't lecture us on micro-aggression while you eat your boogers and flirt with the scum of the earth because they happen to be in questionable possession of a y chromosome
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You can't just cure Cocaine Addiction just by spending the night at Uncle Ben's.Remember how she cured her "cocaine addiction" by spending one night at her uncle's house.
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Probably because Kuwait's Ministry of Interior just announced the temporary suspension of their e-Visa service.
Don't worry - the Kuwaiti Govt is kind and generous and welcoming of pious Muslims who want to settle there, unlike the evil West, so I'm sure she could take up one of the helpful options they provide:
In October they announced stricter immigration changes were coming, and started deporting more people than usual to ensure comfort and space for real Kuwaitis. Such a shame Salad isn't a Kuwaiti citizen - but he now has Syria as a back up yallah!
ETA - If you're wondering how that compares to the Evil West - Canada deported just over 14,000 people last year, which was double the previous year and people were screaming about human rights and how undocumented illegals need to be given easier paths to citizenship.
Kuwait deports 8,000 people a month.
Annual Deportations - Canada 14,000 vs Kuwait 96,000
Reminder that Salad was born in Kuwait, lived there his whole life and in the Western World that would have made him a citizen.
Sources:
https://kuwaitlocal.com/news/kuwait-temporarily-suspends-e-visa-for-travellers-from-53-countries
https://www.kuwaitmoments.com/kuwait-issues-warning-on-new-visa-rules-688734.html
https://evisa.moi.gov.kw/evisa/home_e.do (E-Visa site now returns a 502 error)
https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/canad...wing-concern-from-migrant-advocates-1.6678779
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