Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 101 25.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 72 17.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 162 40.2%

  • Total voters
    403
Don't be naive, Nick is a narcissist first and foremost, but worse he's a narcissist addict. A narcissist will never admit they're wrong, or seek help voluntarily. Guaranteed Nick is still getting high, once again hard drug users do not just quit on their own. He's just using substances that won't be detected whether he's actually being piss tested or not.
i really hope whatever punishment he gets isnt just "dont do drugs" i think he should either get a life changing punishment or nothing, because if he gets nothing hell hopefully od and die as he binges freely. i dont want another ralph situation where the guy is just around ruining the lives of his children while prolonging his life because he doesnt want cops or alogs to see him drunk. either jail his bitch ass or take the probation away so he can kill himself with drugs and die and improve the lives of everyone around him.
 
Apparently Nick´s eldest is either retarded or never used the Internet or watched a TV show because he wasn´t aware of what cocaine is and how to ingest it:


ETA: Nick is obviously lying.
I refused to believe this. It such an obvious lie. Most people never seen cocaine ever and know what it is.
 
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What does this literary word salad even mean?
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The report states she tested positive for cocaine, specifically by your own admission, the metabolite benzoylecgonine.
It never stated that she was a drug user, or she used drugs on her own accord. There's a myriad of scenarios from innocent to downright horrific where a result like this could have occurred.
He just makes shit up, what does "false positive for use" even mean? I don't want to go Reddit on him but isn't this a strawman? Point to where in any document did they conclude that your daughter was an active user of the drug, you slimeball faggot.

We should be trying to preserve the innocence of children for as long as possible. You can't unsee anything.
Children should be taught to never follow strangers, accept gifts because it might be drugs &/or sedatives and watch out for creepy criminal behaviour, even in school.
That's "preserving innocence".
 
A modern day prophet.

Nick admitted to breaking his interim conditions by admitting he “went through a couple of bottles,” in that recording from Juju’s show. What a dumbass. It’s likely nothing will happen because of it, & it’s still incredibly stupid to admit to breaking a term such as that, no matter if he’s being tested or not.
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Ima algaholelicte bottle what you gonn do aboutit bish? 🥃:really:
 
A modern day prophet.

Nick admitted to breaking his interim conditions by admitting he “went through a couple of bottles,” in that recording from Juju’s show. What a dumbass. It’s likely nothing will happen because of it, & it’s still incredibly stupid to admit to breaking a term such as that, no matter if he’s being tested or not.
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All of that was before he posted the 50k Unconditional bond, which has no obligations other than to remain law abiding
 
Also this part:

"But I do have some stuff to say because a bunch of shit that should have never been in the public got put into the public, but not by me. And like people like: 'why'd you put your life in into the public?' I'm like: 'I didn't.' That's what you're actually mad about... I didn't. People call that lying. It's like... I didn't lie to you. I didn't talk to you about this shit! What's your business? And it never was supposed to be."
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Call me a balldoguard if you want but he could be saying he threw (away) two bottles of whiskey.
Which is funny and weird because he said he threw away all alcohol months ago back in June.
 
All of that was before he posted the 50k Unconditional bond, which has no obligations other than to remain law abiding
Yep.

The running theory now is that if he's not being tested by CPS anymore, and isn't yet on probation, he's probably drinking like a fish. Which would certainly explain his (audio-only) performance on both Melton and Juju's shows.

Naturally, when he gets put on probation, he'll refrain from drugs and alcohol completely and everything will be copacetic.

Right?

Right?
 
Yep.

The running theory now is that if he's not being tested by CPS anymore, and isn't yet on probation, he's probably drinking like a fish. Which would certainly explain his (audio-only) performance on both Melton and Juju's shows.

Naturally, when he gets put on probation, he'll refrain from drugs and alcohol completely and everything will be copacetic.

Right?

Right?
Remember that he was apparently driving with Kayla during the Dick Show appearance

Call me a balldoguard if you want but he could be saying he threw (away) two bottles of whiskey.
Which is funny and weird because he said he threw away all alcohol months ago back in June.
Nah, him immediately saying "I'm not under any restrictions" is clearly him saying that he's legally allowed to drink (not true)

And like people like: 'why'd you put your life in into the public?' I'm like: 'I didn't.'

Nick: "My show is about me and my life now! For anyone who wants me to talk about anything else: tough!"

Also Nick: "Nooo! Stop talking about my life!"
 
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Call me a balldoguard if you want but he could be saying he threw (away) two bottles of whiskey.
Which is funny and weird because he said he threw away all alcohol months ago back in June.

Its worth remembering that some (or many) of the "thrown out" bottles seemed to migrate to Nick's other house where they were clearly visible in the real estate pictures. And anything Nick has put in that other house (even people) are things he has thrown out or no longer has any awareness of.
 
Its worth remembering that some (or many) of the "thrown out" bottles seemed to migrate to Nick's other house where they were clearly visible in the real estate pictures. And anything Nick has put in that other house (even people) are things he has thrown out or no longer has any awareness of.
He also explicitly talks about how drinking alcohol doesn't feel as good as it once does

It's pretty obvious he's talking about how he's started drinking again
 
Its worth remembering that some (or many) of the "thrown out" bottles seemed to migrate to Nick's other house where they were clearly visible in the real estate pictures. And anything Nick has put in that other house (even people) are things he has thrown out or no longer has any awareness of.
Nick has no control over what the raccoons do with the things he throws into the bin.
 
Remember that he was apparently driving with Kayla during the Dick Show appearance
Did he say he was driving, Kayla was driving, or was it unclear?

Remember, Kayla drove Nick to the courthouse last month. That's even led some people here to believe maybe his license is suspended.

Nah, him immediately saying "I'm not under any restrictions" is clearly him saying that he's legally allowed to drink (not true)
No, @prolapsed_cranium is right. He took the unconditional bond. He can probably legally drink right now.

The no alcohol at all thing was interim, and only would have applied if he stayed on the free conditional bond.

Once he gets put on probation that's gonna change though. A fact which even Nick seems to admit.

And the fact that he claims he's just gonna be able to quit cold turkey is laughable. This whole thing is headed for disaster. I doubt very much he's just gonna sail through years of probation unscathed.

That’s an expensive “couple of bottles of whiskey.” What an absolute loser.
His share was "only" $5k, or 10% of the bond amount. But yeah, that's still hella expensive to be able to drink while out on bond.

Totally not an alcoholic though.
 
"But I do have some stuff to say because a bunch of shit that should have never been in the public got put into the public, but not by me. And like people like: 'why'd you put your life in into the public?' I'm like: 'I didn't.' That's what you're actually mad about... I didn't. People call that lying. It's like... I didn't lie to you. I didn't talk to you about this shit! What's your business? And it never was supposed to be."
But he really, desperately wants to tell his story. But it's none of your business. But he'll tell you the parts that don't immediately involve his legal case. But remember, it's none of your business and weird that you care. Then he'll tell you those parts too when it's convenient. It's all so tiring.
 
And the fact that he claims he's just gonna be able to quit cold turkey is laughable. This whole thing is headed for disaster. I doubt very much he's just gonna sail through years of probation unscathed.
Nick's fine. He's not an addict, he just wants to constantly drink all the time

You have to be very high IQ to understand the difference

(He's either going to break immediately or die from withdrawals, he was already getting DTs)
 
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Nick admitted to breaking his interim conditions by admitting he “went through a couple of bottles,” in that recording from Juju’s show. What a dumbass. It’s likely nothing will happen because of it, & it’s still incredibly stupid to admit to breaking a term such as that, no matter if he’s being tested or not.
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That was his initial release with conditions. He later took the "bond with no conditions" option, which required paying the 10% of $50K (or whatever amount percentage) that's required for the bail bondsman to front the full amount. This removed most of the restrictions specified here.

There was a great deal of discussion on the forum about this back when it happened, but the end result is that he's likely free to drink until he gets convicted and is subject to restrictions under probation. He was doing drug testing for a while, but that was related to the CPS case.
 
Hold up. We're not done with April mini scandals. This one requires some backstory.

TLDR: April appears to have deleted or edited an IG pic due to a post on the Farms that pinpoints exactly when Nick probably visited her at the second house.

Chronology:


1. On June 19, 2024, @Balldo's Gate posts this video from STMS in Aaron's thread. Link to post. In the clip, Aaron laughs at April's new social media pic but points to how shitty it is that she's shaming Kayla by wearing the watch Nick gave to April.

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2. On Oct. 26, 2024 @Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears posts April's latest IG, pinpointing exactly when Nick would have visited April at the second some. Link to post but I'm screenshotting because it's important.
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The text in the post says: "Assuming the expensive watch Nick bought April is on time, these pictures were taken yesterday, the 25th." The issue was whether Nick had taken her phone to tweet from her account.

3.Present day: THAT PIC IS NO LONGER ON APRIL'S IG! This is on April's IG:
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Fwiw, April loves to post with that watch:
July 21: at a bar/hotel in MN - Nick is in the comments.
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Aug. 3: Reaching out, checking the time with an EDITED comment referencing "soon":
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August 24: Art Show + later pic/post from the same weekend that appears to crop the watch.
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Oct. 15 Pony farm:
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Oct. 22
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I'm unsure what to conclude here... except the obvious: @Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears posted evidence that implicated Nick and April meeting up. Evidence was deleted on her social media. She's since gone dark on Twitter and Pinterest. For personal or legal reasons Nick and April were NOT supposed to be meeting.

Note: On IG archiving - @AltisticRight has told me how hard it is. I have recently screenshot all the posts in which Nick commented. If a tech saavy Farmer cares to go to the trouble... I expect her IG to be privated any day now.
 
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Given Nick is spouting bullshit about how he never made his swinging public, it's worth pointing out that December 1st was the two year anniversary of it becoming known that Nick had attended Hedonism II. That anniversary might have gone largely unnoticed here.


In that post, @2lolis1cup made the rather poignant statement:
Don't say you want something to be a secret, then post details from it.

Nobody would have known Nick went to a swinging resort if he had kept his mouth shut.

Also, there's another absurdity that warrants addressing:
"Everyone has it wrong. Everyone pretends to care about children, but do not know their names."
Is Nick really trying to claim nobody here knows the names of Nick's children?

Does he not comprehend that the Farms doesn't say his daughter's name BECAUSE people here DO care? She's the "8 year old that tested positive for cocaine" not out of ignorance or an attempt to dehumanize her, but out of respect and sympathy for her.

"People don't care about my kids because they won't dox them" is a weird ass attempt at a flex. He's really reaching with that one.
 
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