Is Santa Claus Real?

[AbduluCthuluZulu]

Sometimes you just gotta appreciate the simpler things in life. It really reinvigorates those burned out dopamine receptors.

 

[stupid fufu]

Guys, I'm pretty sure Santa Claus isn't real.

Mods, fill his stocking with coal.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Yes, child. You have been instructed many times that Santa is real. Continuing to accuse your parents of faking Santa constitutes felony naughtiness and will be punished with the fullest bag of coal. Enjoy Christmas.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Guys, I'm pretty sure Santa Claus isn't real.

Shun the non believer!

 

[Stardust_Ziggy]

Of course he does!
Although the jerk could at least read my letters instead of writing “Return To Sender” on all of them.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Santa Claus as we know him is largely a creation of Coca Cola.

Saint Nicholas, however, was completely real and I support anyone who wants to celebrate like he did, by punching heretics in the face.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

If Santa isn’t real, then why are the Jews waging war on Christmas? Jews are still obsessed with killing and demonizing Santa for decades.

 

[Rabbits]

Oh and I guess his reindeers aren't real too, huh?
Tell me, why were the carrots my mum told me to leave outside eaten then?

 

[Space Faring Marsupial]

Oh and I guess his reindeers aren't real too, huh?
Tell me, why were the carrots my mum told me to leave outside eaten then?

I ate them.

 

[Rabbits]

I ate them.

I don't know you!!!

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

If Santa isn’t real, then why are the Jews waging war on Christmas? Jews are still obsessed with killing and demonizing Santa for decades.

I remember watching a bit of "Dear Santa". Such a cheesy movie.

 

[Lidl Drip]

No because I know who bought and wrapped all the presents for everyone (it's me).

Once again moids take all the credit for women's hard work. Same thing as with moids saying god creates all life on earth even though women do that too.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

 

[Space Faring Marsupial]

I don't know you!!!

That's my purse!

 

[JesusChristDenton]

He's real to me.

 

[buying gf]

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Real photographic evidence of santa around WWII.

 

[King George III]

He is very much real and every time I've seen him he surprisingly never reeked of alcohol. Also, a Bigfoot tried to kill me with a thrown rock at Jefferson Lake in the Hamma Hamma area of the Olympic Peninsula, August of 2018.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Santa Claus as we know him is largely a creation of Coca Cola.

Saint Nicholas, however, was completely real and I support anyone who wants to celebrate like he did, by punching heretics in the face.

Reminded me of this scene from the best Christmas movie in years.

Excellent film, I feel embarrassed to admit this online but last year I had hit an emotional dark point and this movie seriously helped me push forward. I recommend it to anyone who just wants a nice well written comedy with a damn good message. Just typing this out makes me a little teary eyed. Merry Christmas.

 

[The I Scream Man]

I’ll answer this the same way I do to my kids and the nieces and nephews: Santa is an idea as much as he’s a person. You should believe in him because it costs you nothing to do so. You don’t have to pay to believe it, it doesn’t hurt you, the worst case is that it’s not true and you still had a great holiday season with your friends and family.

I believe in Santa because I choose to live in a world in which he’s real. I’m also a hair under 7 feet tall so I can do whatever I want to, especially if it spreads joy to little hearts.

You can be like me friends, if you want to.

 

[Aquarius]

He 100% is real and soon all Santa-Deniers will be culled in the great jollypocalypse. Praise be!