Is Santa Claus Real?

[Gravityqueen4life]

Sure is a slow day on the farms huh?

 

[Mad_Dog]

I ate them.

With your butt

 

[shekelshoah666]

All of my Christmas presents say From Santa every year so he is obviously real and to say otherwise is crazy talk.

 

[Fetid Queef]

Santa is as real as that big black cock in Nick Fuentes' coinslot

 

[Space Faring Marsupial]

With your butt

Just because I stink does not mean my mouth is a butt.

 

[stupid fufu]

Sure is a slow day on the farms huh?

If you browse more than featured shit there's always something fun to see.
Gordoverse is always a treat for example.

 

[cockatiel]

real or not, one thing is certain: santa is fat and i would not have sex with him

 

[Blackstar]

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4]

If Santa isn't real, then who ate all my cookies and drank the milk I would leave out when I was a kid? Checkmate, you liberal Santa denier faggots.

 

[Chainsaw Man]

No, because I've never had a chimney so he couldn't have gotten in.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Non believers got coal as kids

 

[Captain Dipshit]

SANTA DENIERS FUCK OFF

 

[parapondiallia]

He's just a figment of your imagination, or maybe a apparition.

 

[Mad_Dog]

No, because I've never had a chimney so he couldn't have gotten in.

Umm, he can slide under the door if you don't have a chimney, didn't you know that?

 

[SofondaCox]

No, because I've never had a chimney so he couldn't have gotten in.

You don’t need no damn chimbly for Santa to get in, thats just the easiest way.

Every year, my kids lecture me. They roll their eyes.

Ignorant little swine. Santa and Death are the same guy, I tell em. Run your fuckin mouth and he comes in the black outfit. Do right and it’s the red one.

 

[Radola Gajda]

 

[1-800]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[GNU Abyss]

No, because I've never had a chimney so he couldn't have gotten in.

Why don't you make one then? The Jew fears the apartment block chimney.

 

[Man In A Dress]

Is Santa Claus real? Yes.

Did he c(l)ause the ho-ho-holocaust? Also yes.

 

[Near]

If Santa Claus was revealed to be real (he is btw) then the YouTube drama cockroaches and groypers would try to start shit with him minute fucking zero.

So Santa would be synonymous with being jewish, a pedophile, a deep state member, possibly Sam Hyde, and being vaxed before the end of the day.