Is Santa Claus Real?

Is Santa Claus Real?

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BradeRunna said:
No, Santa Clause is not real. Your parents bought you presents. Your dad had to work overtime to be able to afford them. Your mother and father wrapped them at night while you were sleeping. They might have had to get up the next day and go to work depending on when they wrapped them.
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Parents aren't even real idiot. You actually believe in some type of entity called "mom" and "dad"?? Fuckin retards man
 
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Santa is real, and he's BASED.
 

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Do I have to pay taxes on Santa gifts?
 
Nah I don't believe in Santa, I'm a baby Jesus absolutist.
I mean think about it! Elves in the north pole? Going around in a sleigh? :smug:

It makes way more sense that baby Jesus is teleporting around like Goku using his Jesus powers and materializing presents with his Jesus magic too!
 
Santa = Vampire!

LOOK AT THE FACTS

Immortal? Yes, obviously, he must be IMMORTAL to have persisted this long

Lives in the North Pole: EXTREME COLD would KILL a normal human, must be UNDEAD

Why has he NEVER been caught on CAMERA? Undead powers: can not be CAUGHT on RECORDING

Super Speed: CELERITY. White Wolf, creators of Vampire: The Masquerade KNEW the power of Santa, that's WHERE the inspiration for the power came from

Only travels at NIGHT: Sunlight = Santa's Destroyer

How does a supposedly fat man fit through CHIMNEYS? Mist form. Enough said.

How does Santa feed? NAUGHTY KIDS. Thousands go missing each year; possible source of his "elves?"

Look at the FACTS people. I will be mailing my FULL FINDINGS to ALL local newspapers and state officials. DON'T LET YOURSELF BE BLINDED BY ANTI SANTA PROPAGANDA
 
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A cynical humbug's approach to Santa might go like this: If you believe Santa is real and he is real, great! You get presents! If you believe he is real and he isn't, well you weren't going to get presents anyway. If you believe he isn't real but he is, look out! No presents at best, coal at worst! If you believe he isn't real and he isn't, whatever. You risk nothing by believing, and gain nothing by not believing; in fact the only risk is in denying Santa's existence.

Anyone with this kind of transactional approach to Christmas cheer must be a dark, and seriously disturbed individual.
 
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BradeRunna said:
No, Santa Clause is not real. Your parents bought you presents. Your dad had to work overtime to be able to afford them. Your mother and father wrapped them at night while you were sleeping. They might have had to get up the next day and go to work depending on when they wrapped them.
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Then who ate the cookies left for Santa, retard? How do my parents know what I want and some how get them if I told Santa and not them, Dumb ass?
 
There are two types of people in this world.

Those that have faith in the goodness that is Sandy Claws Santa Claus and autistic nigger reddit trannies.

This whole site is about mocking the latter.
 
Well, he IS Saint Nicholas, who lived around the 4th century A.D. Turkey Anatolia in the Roman Empire. What's more, it's said he took part in the Council of Nicaea (First Ecumenical Council that tried to settle the dispute between Arians and Orthodox Christians) and, like the holy man that he was, threw hands at Arius, the leader of the schismatics, in the name of the Faith.
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So not only do I believe him to be real, but he's pretty fucking based too.
 
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