Is Santa Claus Real?

Is Santa Claus Real?

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Azdy said:
Actual footage of Santa delivering presents:
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Why is Santa riding in the sleigh backwards? The higher curved part is the back of the seat! The lower part where the green bag is, that's the front! Wtf is he doing?

I think we have the first concrete evidence in the case of Grandma getting run over by a reindeer.
 
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Yes, he is. Jyushimatsu caught him:
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There is no Santa Claus, child. These are your delusions again, stlaker. Continued belief in Santa Claus constitutes felony Christmas Spirit. Enjoy prison, child
 
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The festival of Saturnalia began on the December 17th and ran til the 23rd. Normally depicted as an old man with a long white beard, the god Saturn was worshipped by the Romans as a a god of agriculture and prosperity. He is also viewed as god of time, 'father time' and karma ' you reap what you sow'. Obviously what you receive on Christmas morning is dependent on how you have behaved the previous year.

And there was also St Nicholas, patron saint of toy making, who allegedly paid a dowry to rescue 3 girls from forced prostitution and also gave gifts in secret.
 
Of course he is real, the Idea that Santa Claus isn't real was created by the same people who tell you that "Trans Women are real woman" and that "The Economy is Good"


I don't remember Odin having no fucking Mitre.
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You saying the All Father didn't have no Hats? He was the King of The Gods, he had more hats than Lenny's Discount Hat Emporium (Located on Route 503 next to Burger King)
 
Santa Claus is real. The same way the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit are real, so is Santa Claus, Father Christmas, and Saint Nick.
 
"When the emperor started to cleanse all other religions, there was a single bastion he could not take. The North Pole. He threw millions of people at it. One soilder managed to see the town at the north pole and survive. When he said it was magical he was immediately killed as a heretic. The emperor demanded all records strike the mention of the north pole. It was like it never existed. Once a year on the planet earth something still leaves the north pole. It returns before dawn. They can never catch it. It can outrun any missile. The emperor said after hundreds of failures to just leave it be. With no "christmas" trees left or decorated he has no purpose. He quickly returns. It is like he never left. No one mentions the streak of light through the sky on that fateful day of the year for fear of being branded a heretic. No one remembers the north pole anymore. The only thing that marks it ever existed is the streak of light on that single night."
 
last year i hung some mistletoe above my bed and i woke up to someone sucking on my toes despite it just being me and my uncle in the house so it must have been santa who did it i think hes french or some shit some wack french person greeting or something
 
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Trump's Chosen said:
That's sinterklaas, who gave the name directly to santa clause, while most of the american habits around christmas are of british and norwegian/swedish origins (both had a large influence on early american culture, particularly because they were very useful as immigrants and they were good at living of the land and logging trees. The early swedish colony may havr been gobbled up, but the people remained).

And Odin always had fancy headwear. Here is the oldest depiction of Odin we have:


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Oh you're actually serious lol. Anglo-Saxons celebrated their own version of Yule, called Modranicht, and most of those traditions were purged by medieval times. We generally don't burn the Yule Log or hang the Yule Goat, and the few people who do are usually Scandi immigrants and their descendants. Most Yule traditions in Anglo Christmas were reintroduced in the 19th century because Queen Victoria thought they were cute. Santa Claus is one such example. He's actually a fusion of two entirely different Christmas Figures: Father Christmas and Sinterklaas. Father Christmas didn't give gifts or have any association with children, but he was fat and jolly and loved to party, while Sinterklaas visited children and gave gifts because that's what the real St. Nicholas of Myra did: gave anonymous gifts. Odin, on the other, most certainly did NOT ride around giving gifts to people on his horse. The reason he was on that horse was to participate in the Wild Hunt, which is pretty much the opposite of what Santa Claus does considering you're supposed to be afraid of it.
 
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Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
Why is Santa riding in the sleigh backwards? The higher curved part is the back of the seat! The lower part where the green bag is, that's the front! Wtf is he doing?

I think we have the first concrete evidence in the case of Grandma getting run over by a reindeer.
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That's asian santa.

Don't fly over Asia on Christmas, kids!
 
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