Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[AnOminous]

I want to be optimistic about Hannah so bad but Becky is making it very difficult.

This horrifically awful, deranged, evil cunt is inflicting artificial cranial deformation on her own child, and none of the sluglike cuck vermin are doing anything to stop it.

This child is growing up with a deformed skull, and Becky is probably doing this on purpose because she's so fucking evil.

Loving the implication that Jackson is some kind of savage pit bull attack lawyer and not an unemployable Tweedle Dum permanently ensconced in a jizz-stained gaming chair.

That absolutely useless faggot who is less of a lawyer than Nick Rekieta had to beg Twitter for how to do a name change in California when just typing name change California into Google instantly gave you as the first link the literal PDF you need to file to do just that.

https://selfhelp.courts.ca.gov/name-change

That's literally the first hit, this fat sluglike moron had to beg Twitter for help on that, some "lawyer."

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Becky got Hannah's age wrong the first time she tried to post this.

I’m sure she remembered that prayer off the top of her head and definitely didn’t have to Google it.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Becky, if you wanted people to use "Hannah Xiomara" as her full first name, then you should have made that her first name, like when people have Mary Jane or Anna Lynne as a first name, or even hyphenate it or whatever. Being angry that people didn't include your kid's middle name is such a nitpicky narc thing to do, but what a shock.

Overall though, Becky's just pleased as punch that she's got another family letter to bitch about.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

They should drain their pool if they are so broke that Hannah only gets one gift this year. The power to run the pump, the chemicals to treat the water, and the monthly rate of a pool boy (assuming they aren’t just folding this in to Sam or the tranny’s rent) are all optional expenses. A swimming pool is a luxury. Drain your pool. Turn off the pump. Wow so magical how there is suddenly more money in your account AND no more HOA nastygrams!

I wonder if it even has a gate around it to prevent Hannah Xiomara from toddling over and drowning in it, or if they are just depending on all the dogshit landmines slowing her down enough that she is found before she dies face-down in the pool?

 

[Sailor Kim Jong Moon]

They should drain their pool if they are so broke that Hannah only gets one gift this year. The power to run the pump, the chemicals to treat the water, and the monthly rate of a pool boy (assuming they aren’t just folding this in to Sam or the tranny’s rent) are all optional expenses. A swimming pool is a luxury. Drain your pool. Turn off the pump. Wow so magical how there is suddenly more money in your account AND no more HOA nastygrams!

I wonder if it even has a gate around it to prevent Hannah Xiomara from toddling over and drowning in it, or if they are just depending on all the dogshit landmines slowing her down enough that she is found before she dies face-down in the pool?

I think they do have a gate up

 

[The Judean People's Front]

They should drain their pool if they are so broke that Hannah only gets one gift this year. The power to run the pump, the chemicals to treat the water, and the monthly rate of a pool boy (assuming they aren’t just folding this in to Sam or the tranny’s rent) are all optional expenses. A swimming pool is a luxury. Drain your pool. Turn off the pump. Wow so magical how there is suddenly more money in your account AND no more HOA nastygrams!

I wonder if it even has a gate around it to prevent Hannah Xiomara from toddling over and drowning in it, or if they are just depending on all the dogshit landmines slowing her down enough that she is found before she dies face-down in the pool?

There was a gate in the photo where Hah-nuh Xiomarrrrra (roll the r now, cmon everyone) looked like a conehead Inca Baby Sacrifice.

Funny enough, a lot of HOAs won't let you drain your pool they're such asshole organizations. I love the idea of a bunch of over-invested HOA jerks getting into it with Becky and Crew. I bet you could hear her shrieking from Ventura "IS THIS BECAUSE IM JEWISH AND I HAVE TWO HUSBANDS AND A MUUUUUCH YOUNGER BOYFRIEND??? IT IS, ISNT IT?"

 

[salt]

This horrifically awful, deranged, evil cunt is inflicting artificial cranial deformation on her own child, and none of the sluglike cuck vermin are doing anything to stop it.

This child is growing up with a deformed skull, and Becky is probably doing this on purpose because she's so fucking evil.

To be fair, every single adult in that house is responsible for Hannah’s weird flat head and neglect. Any of the men could play with Hannah, take her out to do things, etc. But that would cut into their video game and coom time.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

There was a gate in the photo where Hah-nuh Xiomarrrrra (roll the r now, cmon everyone) looked like a conehead Inca Baby Sacrifice.

Funny enough, a lot of HOAs won't let you drain your pool they're such assholes organizations. I love the idea of a bunch of over-invested HOA jerks getting into it with Becky and Crew. I bet you could hear her shrieking from Ventura "IS THIS BECAUSE IM JEWISH AND I HAVE TWO HUSBANDS AND A MUUUUUCH YOUNGER BOYFRIEND??? IT IS, ISNT IT?"

Mark this down as Reason #16365859392 I will never live anywhere with an HOA.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Mark this down as Reason #16365859392 I will never live anywhere with an HOA.

I agree that HOAs suck but hasn’t Becky been taunting them for a while? I think she mentioned putting up some gaudy lawn shit for one of the Jewish holidays, and if money’s tight I don’t see any of those useless people keeping up with the lawn and scooping poop. Plus whatever their fire pit saga entails, and the revolving door of roommates (idk if hoa can say anything about that? I don’t have experience with hoa)

 

[Sailor Kim Jong Moon]

I agree that HOAs suck but hasn’t Becky been taunting them for a while? I think she mentioned putting up some gaudy lawn shit for one of the Jewish holidays, and if money’s tight I don’t see any of those useless people keeping up with the lawn and scooping poop. Plus whatever their fire pit saga entails, and the revolving door of roommates (idk if hoa can say anything about that? I don’t have experience with hoa)

HOAs certainly CAN control if and who you rent your home out to. I have seen multimillion (real mansion) neighborhood HOAs spend hundreds of thousands suing people over it

It’s rare though. That’s usually reserved for truly wealthy areas.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Becky, if you wanted people to use "Hannah Xiomara" as her full first name, then you should have made that her first name, like when people have Mary Jane or Anna Lynne as a first name, or even hyphenate it or whatever.

Doesn't this poor kid have enough on her plate without becoming a Rekieta too?

Court is in session, all rise for the matter of State v. Rekieta, in re the custody of HannahXiomara, LaurenTabitha, JenniferMargaret, John, and Michael.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Becky, if you wanted people to use "Hannah Xiomara" as her full first name, then you should have made that her first name, like when people have Mary Jane or Anna Lynne as a first name, or even hyphenate it or whatever. Being angry that people didn't include your kid's middle name is such a nitpicky narc thing to do, but what a shock.

Overall though, Becky's just pleased as punch that she's got another family letter to bitch about.

Yeah, she doesn’t give a shit if they use her middle name or not. She just wants something to get righteously angry about. I bet she deliberately chose a difficult-to-pronounce name so she could Karen at people whenever they get it wrong. That, and so people would think she was cool for giving her baby a middle name beginning with X.

They should drain their pool if they are so broke that Hannah only gets one gift this year. The power to run the pump, the chemicals to treat the water, and the monthly rate of a pool boy (assuming they aren’t just folding this in to Sam or the tranny’s rent) are all optional expenses. A swimming pool is a luxury. Drain your pool. Turn off the pump. Wow so magical how there is suddenly more money in your account AND no more HOA nastygrams!

It’s like she goes out of her way to say the most obnoxious things possible. I almost wonder if it’s a deliberate ploy for attention. She’s daring someone to call her out on not buying her kid a present while paying for a pool.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Another terrifying Becky version of a thirst post, where she stares out with cold dead eyes. What a jump scare.




Hannah's expressing her displeasure.

A day after "dada" we got a "mama." I'm wondering if, much like the other milestones they didn't know about, they have no idea that babies babble these sounds.



Extremely transphobic thoughts. How can Becky say things like this and still call herself "trans" or say she has dysphoria?

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Like waking up in bed to see Gollum sleeping next to you.

 

[SouthernBitchBob]

Every single time I see a picture of Becky I swear.

 

[Build a Bear Vikiwing]

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Like waking up in bed to see Gollum sleeping next to you.

She’s fucking yellow lol maybe she killed her liver?

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

If her eyebrows were any lower they would be eyelashes.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Her super unsexy sexy selfies are my favorite. So ghoulish. She looks like a creature from an early-aughts Japanese horror film.

A week or so ago she did that Myspace-esque "questions about me" thing where she said she genuinely hates how she looks. It's so funny thinking of that statement juxtaposed with all the "come hither" type photos she attempts and posts online.

Also, iirc, this shade of blue hair was last seen when a stylist messed up (according to Becky) and she was really mad because some horrible ex had "forced" her to do that color. It is somehow less flattering than the turquoise, but I suspect her stylist told her that if she didn't give her hair a rest from constant bleaching it was going to keep breaking off and looking like a bird nest.

 

[90 Day Beyonce]

I was surprised to find out that "Xiomara" is an actual LaTiNx name. I thought it was some weeb Kingdom Hearts kind of thing.

 

[Battery Low]

MUCH YOUNGER BOYFRIEND is still sad about his gothy ex.

Bex's hair goes several shades darker.

So predictable, you basic, baaaasic bitch.