Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[Herpes is Brat]

Man I don't think her boyfriend could give her this face.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Never ever stop talking...I'm serious.

.. and, should SmashJT act like it's "shut the fuck up Friday" and not post a response? I realize attention whoring is, by very nature, the purpose of youtube but shouldn't he just shut the fuck up for once?

SmashJT should absolutely STFU and not talk about this anymore for his own good until after it's over.

 

[Forgotten Beast]

Why is she happy?

Right now, she has everything she really wants: all eyes are on her, the simp coefficient has gone through the roof, she's strapped on the retard explosive vest and she's ready to blast herself for the woke Jihad. She's partially reclaimed the relevance she lost after leaving Kotaku after every other attempt to build a soapbox failed (Twitch, Patreon, etc). After a brief period of feeling down after finding out, she's again in her favorite spot: fucking around. Of course, chances are this will backfire spectacularly on her, but she's not a long-term-focused individual. I guarantee she feels like a million fucking dollars at this moment; the consequences of entering a legal battle will fall on future Alyssa, so fuck it.
I suspect she's seemingly abandoned her attempt at suing Kiwi Farms because going after a YouTuber would give her more of a spotlight.

Reminds me that I've been wanting to nitpick her shitty thesis.

Oh, please do. I read it and it was a fascinating window into how stupidly out of touch and consumed by post-modern mumbo-jumbo she was even at that point. I might give it a go too when things cool down.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

A few more random observations, because I'm bored and autistic and it amuses me:

Paragraph 189: "...Tarzia’s quoted statements are statements which impugns [sic] the chastity of Alyssa Mercante''

Nice grammar check, counsel.

Paragraphs 180, 191, 198, 205, and 214: This cause of action includes all the forgoing [sic] paragraphs, inclusive, by reference and incorporation.

FFS, mixing up "forgo" and "forego" is a college freshman-tier mistake.

Paragraph 200: This has always been Tarzia’s intent. He knew before making a single statement about Mercante that some of his viewers would take it too far, and he made the statements he did understanding and believing that this type of conduct would result.

lol prove it.

Seriously, this shit reads like a first draft that was dashed out in an overnight cram session and turned in without any editing.

 

[Charnel Ground]

I'll save the deep dive for later so as not to derail our mirth at the lolsuit but I did a quick ctrl+f on her extremely clunky 2016 dissertation titled Goths, Punks, Queers & Gamers: Identifying Subcultural and Queer Conventions in Contemporary Indie Games and Establishing a Queer Punk Indie Gaming Community



Simply Alyssa. Simply retarded.

Edit: FYI @The Token Ethnic posted the .pdf upthread here if anyone else wants to peruse. It's a nightmare.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Paragraph 189: "...Tarzia’s quoted statements are statements which impugns [sic] the chastity of Alyssa Mercante''

Ah yes, the state of Alyssa Mercantes chastity. That will be quite an argument to make in front of the judge.

"It's not dead, it's pining for matrimony!"

 

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So, having finished reading it, the lawsuit is assembled competently enough. It pleads the facts, there is no issue with Jurisdiction barring some unforeseen surprises and Mercante has plead her Torts.

The issue however is in the weeds. First and foremost, she accuses SmashJT of acting with "Actual Malice" which is a high bar, and one I am not seeing. In fact, the claim that she "sucked cocks for money" is based on her well known public reputation as a sex worker.

https://x.com/alyssa_merc/status/1772442853181972765 Archive

Now, does being a Cam Whore mean you are an ACTUAL whore? Well this is a matter of significant public debate right now. So significant in fact that it is, dare I even say it, a protected debate under the 1st amendment. Mercante clearly believes being a Cam Whore does not make her a whore. And all well and good. That is her position to argue. But she does not have the right to silence critics who accuse her of being a whore, since this is a matter of public debate. And as a public figure who willingly entered the spotlight and publicly shared her career prior to being a journalist, this is the Arena she entered. She cannot turn around and say critics pointing this out are acting with Actual Malice.

She must first convince the court that she is NOT a public figure, and thus not subject to the Malice doctrine. In which case the matter will have to be settled in discovery. The Defense must obtain evidence that she did in fact suck dicks for money. Somehow I don't think Mercante thought this fact through. She's going to lose on the public figure doctrine alone, but if by some miracle she doesn't, she will have her entire sexual history subject to court ordered Supoena. Because on the face of her complaint she say's she "never sucked dicks for money". Every time she has sucked dick is now a matter before the court to determine if it was pleasure or business, and every single one of her paramours is now subject to Subpoena and questioning under oath.

Good luck with that I guess.

The rest of it is just nonsense. The Tortious interference doesn't hold because it implies SmashJT somehow was responsible for her losing her job at Kotaku. A dying brand that has lost money for a decade and is easily proven to have done so. Her not being able to find employment elsewhere can easily be explained by the fact she was Editor in chief of a failed rag that lost its owners millions. Pinning her lack of prospects on some internet sperg seems weaksauce on the face, and is only further weakened if she can't make defamation stick.

The Bias Related Intimidation for its part is a horrific overreach. Kotaku happened to be overwhelmingly staffed by Alphabet People and Jews. Therefore criticizing it is a bias intimidation tort. The absolute barrel of snakes this will unleash on the US legal system if it is not immediately dismissed is genuinely horrific to consider.

Emotional Distress is "lol". What, did SmashJT tie you to a chair and murder your child in front of you? I hope you are ready to present to the court your voluminous psychological therapy records to prove how damaging him calling you a whore is.

As for Common Law Stochastic Terrorism, Jesus fucking Christ. THIS IS NOT A TORT. Its a fever dream invented by activist lawyers trying to create new law that translates essentially into "Feels=Reals". It should be stepped on even harder then the Bias Intimidation tort claimed. If the court even pretends to entertain a Tort that DOES NOT EXIST its inviting nightmare scenarios.

IIRC, SmashJT is not in New York. There's immediately a huge jurisdiction problem for her to overcome.

She has posted, perhaps as a joke, that she got into the gaming industry by "suckin' dick." A screenshot (but not archive that I can see) link is in the first page of this post, as well as cited in SmashJT's article about the lolsuit. That would be "sucking cocks for money." Her reaction to this is the same as detailed throughout her Kiwi Farms OP -- simply put, she can dish it out but she can't take it. She can make self deferential humor but if someone mocks her, she loses her shit. This, along with her other behavior, suggests she feels she is superior to others.

She openly calls herself a Cam Whore. Is a Cam Whore a whore? Is a Technical Support worker a Support worker? Is a Technical Support worker a Tech? Whore, to abuse the left's own madness, is a spectrum. The second she started openly calling herself a Cam Whore she opened herself to being called a whore. Because she absolutely, 100%, is a whore. An ugly, retarded, stupid, ignorant, used up whore.

Again, to repeat the point, she can dish it out but can't take it. She wishes to solidify her identity in some fashion, like as a trendy "sex worker" but the second anyone takes "sex worker" to be negative, she loses her shit. It's classic Cluster B, Narcissistic, BPD disorder bullshit. She wants to be the trendy and hip sex worker so she can brag to her lefty friends online and in New York that she's a trendy, sex positive, high status and desirable "sex worker" but she doesn't want to face the reality that to most of the world that's a synonym for "whore."

Alyssa Mercante is a self admitted whore. Yes, it's a Camwhore, but a Camwhore is a whore. I don't have to use "camwhore." I'm not required to use respectful terms when discussing Alyssa's disgusting life choices, even if she's proud of them and wishes to demand the rest of us consider them a source of pride, too.

Here's how this goes down unless SmashJT gets some sort of ally for a judge that fucks him over because the feminist brainrot tells her to:

"Your honor, she said herself that she sucked dick for work, on multiple occasions."
"That was a joke."
"Well, my client was repeating your joke as a joke."

Game over, Alyssa, you gross fucking BPD retard.

As for the Tort Interference, what an interesting claim she's making there. SmashJT, a journalist, covered her antisemitic remarks. The viewing public, upon hearing about this -- from SmashJT and many many others -- contacted her bosses out of concern. Her bosses then chose to end their working relationship with her.

This is after Alyssa made a very public spat of refusing to do any work that her bosses directly told her to do, citing her antagonizing and harassing of Kotaku's own audience as being more important. She literally had a temper tantrum in public about it and her bosses blinked. But they sure as shit didn't forget that. They kept her on like all lefty media did, until the election season was over.

Well... it's over.

She's no longer useful to them. Worse, every single other publisher out there saw this public spat the retard did. No one's going to hire you because you shit all over your audience for years, Alyssa, and when your bosses politely asked you to do some actual fucking work ("write guides") you had a public meltdown over your job being beneath you. SmashJT didn't do shit to ruin your career, YOU DID. Except for your sex work career, that's just genetics. Sorry honey. Find Jesus, maybe you'll get some nice Christian man who doesn't mind paying your lifelong STI medical bills.

Bias Related Intimidation is a hail Mary. I suspect like the Stochastic Terrorism thing, it's just there so her allies can include it whenever they mention SmashJT in the future. "SmashJT, a controversial youtuber who was sued for Stochastic Terrorism and Bias Related Intimidation..." What was the Bias Related Intimidation? He got an open and proud antisemite fired by her Jewish bosses, apparently. What?

In a sane world this gets tossed out. It probably won't be because we're in fucking clown world. But I would love to see SmashJT's lawyer drag her in for discovery and demand a list of every dick she's ever sucked, since she's made that a question of law now, and then they subpoena every single man involved and ask them if they paid Alyssa Mercante, infamous internet whore, to suck their dick. Hours and hours and hours of this, over and over again -- and then leak it to Youtube.

... And if a SINGLE ONE OF THOSE MEN, JUST ONE, is pissed at Alyssa to say "yes, I did pay her..." ...

 

[samuraicrack]

I'm glad this suit exists because it confirms all of LawTwitter are weird grifter culture war freaks just like everyone else lol

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

She has posted, perhaps as a joke, that she got into the gaming industry by "suckin' dick." A screenshot (but not archive that I can see) link is in the first page of this post, as well as cited in SmashJT's article about the lolsuit. That would be "sucking cocks for money."

"Objection, your Honor! She was sucking cock for love of the game!"

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Kotaku fired her for dming his wife
25. As a result of his focus on Mercante and her rising star in video games
journalism, she became a target for further harassment that eventually led to her
resignation from Kotaku.

So, she was fired, or she resigned?

She'll get nowhere with this. I mean, who would possibly think someone with the last name Mercunte is a nice, honest person?

 

[Baraadmirer]

You get what you pay for and/or deserve.

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I'm going to point out that the reviews are for Haygood, not for this person.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

There's also the aspect that the lawsuit plainly states that it has serious issue with him covering her in his videos, making her the topic of said videos , her likeness in her the thumbnails and that they want it to stop. Seems like a huge first amendment issue, it wouldn't shock me if Ron Coleman contacts some reinforcements.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

The problem is, all the information discussed was information available from easily discoverable public sources. Not a single piece of it was private.

 

[Volmsaiyan]

So is Kathryn "TwoTon" Tewson involved in this one? Seems like she's always involved in these ridiculous activist lolsuits

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

So, she was fired, or she resigned?

Kotaku, after due investigation, fired her for gross antisemitism.
That is the good faith belief that I, a member of the general public, have developed from reading Ms Mercantes very credible lawsuit.
If I have been misled in this belief by Ms Mercante, Kotaku should respond by immediately making a public statement contradicting any false statements that may be contained in Ms Mercantes, previously thought to be perfectly credible, lawsuit.

 

[Mr Processor]

Ah yes, the state of Alyssa Mercantes chastity. That will be quite an argument to make in front of the judge.
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"It's not dead, it's pining for matrimony!"

 

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The real problem Alyssa has is every single person who sees her, thanks to her BPD and Narcissism, immediately and instinctively feels an urge to punch the ever loving shit out of her. Because of her privilege she's never had to face someone just up and decking the shit out of her for being a cunt so she's never learned to tone it down or cover it with some form of learned fake body language.

It's an uncanny instinct that people can't resist feeling, like seeing maggots on rotting meat or homosexual sex acts. Unless they find a way to shut her up -- drug her maybe? -- in court, on the stand, etc, no jury in the world is going to rule in her favor. They're all going to go "jesus christ fuck this bitch" and rule against her.

Kotaku, after due investigation, fired her for gross antisemitism.
That is the good faith belief that I, a member of the general public, have developed from reading Ms Mercantes very credible lawsuit.
If I have been misled in this belief by Ms Mercante, Kotaku should respond by immediately making a public statement contradicting any false statements that may be contained in Ms Mercantes, previously thought to be perfectly credible, lawsuit.

A journalist could reach out to Kotaku for comment, but they won't touch this with a 10 foot pole. Not the least of which is because all of Mercante's previous coworkers are likely just as antisemetic, being radical leftist activists pretending to be bloggers. They need to replace them or sell the company before cleaning house.

 

[samuraicrack]

Is Asmongold's name anywhere on the suit?

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Her idea that she can cost him money is assuming that her lawsuit isn't seen to be without merit and wasn't intended to be a SLAPP or intentionally malicious. If she's wrong about that, she could easily find herself on the hook for his legal bills. Look at what happened to Fatrick. She is playing with fire.

Also, if he puts up a FundMyDefense request for financial assistance with the lawsuit, I see it overflowing with donations. What she is trying to do would have an incredible chilling effect on discourse in the public realm. He is likely to have many people that have a vested interest in seeing her lawsuit fail spectacularly.

Also, Alyssa Mercunte is a self-declared prostitute, but has no takers because she is uglier than a long dead dog's asshole that has been exploded with an M-80 and is often mistaken for a post-op tranny that passes poorly.

 

[soulgains]

Her idea that she can cost him money is assuming that her lawsuit isn't seen to be without merit and wasn't intended to be a SLAPP or intentionally malicious. If she's wrong about that, she could easily find herself on the hook for his legal bills. Look at what happened to Fatrick. She is playing with fire.

Also, if he puts up a FundMyDefense request for financial assistance with the lawsuit, I see it overflowing with donations. What she is trying to do would have an incredible chilling effect on discourse in the public realm. He is likely to have many people that have a vested interest in seeing her lawsuit fail spectacularly.

Also, Alyssa Mercunte is a self-declared prostitute, but has no takers because she is uglier than a long dead dog's asshole that has been exploded with an M-80.

Alyssa Mercunte has no shot. Her case reads like the ramblings of a woman who went into a coma ten years ago, just woke up and thinks they're in Canada.