Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[thejackal2]

Marge Simpson era.

 

[pippeyyy]

Marge Simpson era.
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Called it. Here comes her holidays "illnesses". Can't wait to see how she looks when she sobers up in January.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

Rows and rows of delicious treats... meanwhile, that turtleneck is fighting for its life and the bottom of her sweater won't button.
When was this? Who took these pics?
Did Jon go "home for the holidays" with her?!?!

 

[thejackal2]

Rows and rows of treats... meanwhile, that turtleneck is fighting for its life and the bottom of her sweater won't button.
When was this? Who took these pics?
Did Jon go "home for the holidays" with her?!?!

There are pumpkins in the background. This is more recyled Chagrin Falls content from months ago now. Same time as the llama farm content.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

I'll add in that those buttons that are fighting for dear life and performing their duties admirably... the fabric is gapping. A lot. That shit dun fit at all.

Also love how when she's seated it bunches so fucking much because her gunt is cramming her sweater up under her sad floop titties.

 

[Brickley]

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These full body photos are like someone’s trying to make her look as huge as possible. It looks like they were taken by someone short, right at gunt level with a fisheye lens. The gunt is the centerpiece.



This one especially. What is that pose?? She is sadistically thrusting her gunt into my face

 

[Hybrid Icing]

Who needs Prague when you've got Cleveland.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

In a sea of terrible outfit choices, I have to vote the thick, clunky gold chain necklace that belongs on a Greek Grandpa as the worst. I zoomed in, I couldn't believe she thought polyester trash sweater on top, wannabe cholo underneath was a great look.

 

[ghjoigcbn]

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I guess she’s going for the ironic 80s look but at her age it’s like she’s playing some weird dork mom in a tv show.

 

[pippeyyy]

My God, she is so fucking lazy. You can zoom in on any area and see nothing but messiness.

 

[lonelygorl15]

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It was a *choice* to post these HD pics. Did she really see these and think "yeah, I look fucking HOT and amazing and surely will inspire thousands!".

The beard.
The hair-is it greasy, gray, or both?
The plaque covered teeth.
The pock marked skin, with advanced deep lines and creases.
The dead tooth.
The blocky painted on eyebrows.

Bad. So very, very bad. Even by Anna standards.

This absolute ogre of a woman has been sponsored by prestige brands of hair care, skin care, cosmetics, and even dental care. No wonder all her sponsorships have dried up. JFC.

Enlarge pic at your OWN risk.

 

[Stop Gap]

The top half of her face is full of rage while the bottom half is smiling. Typical Anna.

 

[HamFan]

In a sea of terrible outfit choices, I have to vote the thick, clunky gold chain necklace that belongs on a Greek Grandpa as the worst. I zoomed in, I couldn't believe she thought polyester trash sweater on top, wannabe cholo underneath was a great look.

I guess she’s going for the ironic 80s look but at her age it’s like she’s playing some weird dork mom in a tv show.

This immediately popped into mind:

Also this:

That chain was a choice. Especially with the completely non-matching earrings. So random.

 

[glass_houses]

I guess she’s going for the ironic 80s look but at her age it’s like she’s playing some weird dork mom in a tv show.

I think that it's as simple as her trying to delineate her neck, like with those scarves that were popular in the 1950s, but only air stewardesses wear now. I suspect that she went with the chain instead of a quirky oversized bead necklace because it would have taken focus away from that horrible jumper.

 

[Major Pain]

She didn't just hit the wall, she Hulk-Smashed it.

 

[Constellationzero]

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Goddamn, knock it off with the JoJo Siwa punchable face, Sally Shine!

 

[ging_gang3]

While I, for one, am glad that Cuban links are back in fashion, the more modern interpretation is to stack a shorter one with longer, more delicate chains and charms, most certainly to be worn with a lower cut top or dress.

This choice is just so bizarre, even if she's going for an ALR-style neck-delineation type deal. I know she tries to skinwalk people a decade or more younger than her, but does she even attempt to look at contemporary fashion content outside the Old Navy home page?

 

[Glitterz my spirit animal]

Those pictures bring up a weird feeling of pity for Anna.
All I see is someone who is so uncomfortable in their own skin and trying to hide it with bright colours and a stupid Jojo smile (and hair bow).
She must absolutely hate her life when she’s at home alone. No wonder she’s been on a long bender.
The pity feeling goes away when I remember that she’s a cunt who did this to herself.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Is too fat to fit her own sweater she's shilling.
Poses with two desserts held over each eye.

This pose really stands out to me: standing sideways, one leg kicked back, head tilted to the side at the camera like Glamour Shots at the mall.

Just look at her thumbs. Look at them! She decided to shove her fat hands into her skin tight jeggings, but leave her thumbs out...popping upward like "two thumbs up". Why??

With the exception of the thumbs, I distinctly remember this pose being in the printed Christmas catalogues my mother would peruse before buying me an itchy Christmas dress. But it was always really little girls posing like this. Under 10 yrs old.

Anna made a distinct decision to sell her sweaters by posing like an 8 yr old in a 1980s-1990s childrens catalogue, even though she's a 40 yr old woman on Instagram. It's developmentally stunted to the point of being disturbing. Are we going to get Baby Jane pics in a few years?