Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Major]

This auto-brewery stuff is all wrong. Nick has the internet cow disease, meaning that he converts alcohol and cocaine into increased corn yield

His lolcow udders are full to bursting. He's a one man milk factory.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Even more stupid is Nick claiming he could beat Aaron in a fight, because Aaron is bad at boxing because he has a 0-2 record. Aaron goes and boxes for a workout and a hobby, but the fact that he has any training at all means he would crush you Nick. Yes, Aaron might be bad, but the difference between 'never having sparred or boxed in your life' vs 'sparring on the weekends casually and actually competing at a low level' is massive. If Aaron laid hands on Nick in a boxing ring it would be like Warski vs Salt Papi 2, with Nick suffering even more brain damage like Warski did.

In his call-in to Melton, Nick said that size didn't matter; 'You just fight different'. Clearly Nick is prepared and an experienced combatant.

 

[demicolon]

Exactly. I'm prepped for everything, like Batman.
And like Batman, I hide a lot of blackness inside.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

In his call-in to Melton, Nick said that size didn't matter; 'You just fight different'. Clearly Nick is prepared and an experienced combatant.

Yes, size not mattering is why there aren’t any weight divisions in boxing

 

[JustStopDude]

I have to say, the government is being completely unreasonable by expecting Nick to take a plea deal that requires him to take his kids back.

Nick is never going to agree to that.

 

[LiquidKid]

View attachment 6743291
View attachment 6743269

The Nintendo power comic made to promote the game revealed that little Mac was the 1 KO, and that devastating event is what caused Doc Louis to decide to coach him

 

[WelperHelper99]

In his call-in to Melton, Nick said that size didn't matter; 'You just fight different'. Clearly Nick is prepared and an experienced combatant.

Size matters even if you have a weapon. Nick is extremely optimistic. Delusional even.

 

[Burt Macklin]

Countdown: 8 days till she hits the wall.

HBD April. Nothing like having a misdemeanor conviction before you turn the big 3-0! Maybe we can all shoot her a bday text!

xoxo, KF

PS - Using Nick's PO BOX will not shield you

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Yesterday, Aaron responded to Nick's comments on "Juju the Cow's" show:

We learn a new fact about Nick; he cannot do a single pullup. No wonder Kayla was so excited by sex with other men, Nick can't throw even her tiny frame around.

Have we been inadvertently pissing nick off because we kept telling him to pull up last year?

Here's an idea for your come back stream nick. Stream yourself doing pull ups to proof aaron wrong.

 

[Melty Butter]

Countdown: 8 days till she hits the wall.

Yep, her bday is 12/20. His is 12/16 (day before his predicted guilty plea). Bad look for Sags.

3:08 "...there is also the possibility, the other reason why we would need 60 more days is because... how can I say... there is a pretty common belief among multiple people that there are (new) charges coming into a different case that could tangentially benefit our cause"

I'll laugh so hard if the feds are involved.

t's probably more that every loser who thinks he's a comedian bases 90% of their "material" on homosexuality.

I'm gonna guess that actual comedians who use homosexuality as their material are: 1) Openly gay and are making fun of their own (Wanda Sykes); 2) Black so that they can get away with it (Chap); 3) So clearly not gay that it would not be a question (also Chap + Bill Maher).

But it's Nick and Kayla, and the the dildo is a Balldo. The pride flag can even stay.

For sure. There's a solid argument for 'It's degeneracy, stupid!' Nothing to do with sexual orientation.

My problem: I don't buy the diagnosis of 'sex addict' excuse that simple degeneracy would encapsulate. It's not included in the DSM 5 for a reason. (There are other issues with the DSM 5 but they got this one right.)

Anyone who is acting out sexually THIS much has some other underlying issue. Nick's biggest tell is right in front of us.

Nick unironically has anorexia

We learn a new fact about Nick; he cannot do a single pullup. No wonder Kayla was so excited by sex with other men, Nick can't throw even her tiny frame around.

Hence, gay. Any of these alone means nothing. As a group, that means you're gay:

Anorexic, he loves to cook, loves to sing, loves karaoke, loves theater girls, has a squeaky nasal voice, chronically extroverted, hypochondriac, is obsessed with gay issues, is obsessed with anal, goes shopping with his wife & larps on about the fit of her dresses, doesn't fix cabinets and emotionally invokes a loved handyman as an excuse, problems with sexual boundaries, pals around with pedos, favorite actor is a pedo and gay (Spacey).

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

, Nick is obviously a professional comedian now.

This is the funniest shit I've seen in a while so I'll agree. He's got one hell of a routine.

By now he's thrown everything but the kitchen sink at the KiwiFarms

He may not have thrown the kitchen sink, but judging from his kitchen he has thrown the sink's doors.

 

[not william stenchever]

If Aaron laid hands on Nick in a boxing ring it would be like Warski vs Salt Papi 2, with Nick suffering even more brain damage like Warski did.

Arguably Warski's IQ went up after that pummeling. Nick would not be so lucky.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

This is the funniest shit I've seen in a while so I'll agree. He's got one hell of a routine.

Also highly illegal because drugging up your daughter to be the punchline of every joke is clearly child labor.

 

[DemsBNutz]

Truly, alchemy is a mysterious school of learning.

Ahh he avoiding the rule of equivalent exchange.... Must have a philosopher's stone embedded in his ass... Perhaps a magic butt plug called Jim bean, he "forgot to remove". Or is he more of a funnel in the ass to absorb the "red elixir" thru his intestinal track? %

 

[AnOminous]

he loves to cook

Nobody who actually loves to cook would commit those war crimes against cooking he showed us.

He may not have thrown the kitchen sink, but judging from his kitchen he has thrown the sink's doors.

Balldoskelly couldn't pick up a kitchen sink.

 

[LiquidKid]

Nobody who actually loves to cook would commit those war crimes against cooking he showed us.

Balldoskelly couldn't pick up a kitchen sink.

I mean, allegedly Kay, Cobes, and Jack all love to cook and nothing they’ve ever made can be considered edible

 

[Edward Teach]

In the light of the illegal accessing topic around Nick, the admission by April to have confirmed the sending of the "message to Geno" by accessing Aaron's phone records, I would assume there is a legality issue around the evidence and if they were so inclined charges against April for unauthorized access.

At this point, given the shit Nick and April have been pulling the past months, I kinda expect them to just dismiss the case if the illegal access of Aaron's accounts is confirmed. The people who did it are after all the husband and the swinger fucktoy of the victim.


Yeah, she metabolized it from cocaine.

Highly doubtful as she was either the account owner or an authorized user on the account. It was just a few weeks ago that they got the account separated.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Even more stupid is Nick claiming he could beat Aaron in a fight, because Aaron is bad at boxing because he has a 0-2 record. Aaron goes and boxes for a workout and a hobby, but the fact that he has any training at all means he would crush you Nick

It's funny how Rekieta chooses to make fun of Aaron for his "weak ass arms" when he looks like this:

He has no self-awareness at all.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Nick unironically has anorexia
The man is a self admitted fatphobic that only eats a bag of chips a day and has the body of an Auschwitz survivor.

No, Nick is FUCKING FAT now. Did you see that slop he made? That's why he won't stream again, he's blown up more than Ben Stiller in the end credits of Dogeball.

Nick would have to stream again for me to not believe that he's FUCKING FAT!

 

[MeltyTW]

In his call-in to Melton, Nick said that size didn't matter; 'You just fight different'. Clearly Nick is prepared and an experienced combatant.

Is nick an actual child? I mean that, did his parents raise him until literally just when he started appearing in the sektur? Was his appearances on ralph like when a kid drives somewhere on their own for the first time?

I'm actually asking this because mumsy and pops seem to wipe his ass and he has the same conception of things an actual teenager does.

No, Nick is FUCKING FAT now. Did you see that slop he made? That's why he won't stream again, he's blown up more than Ben Stiller in the end credits of Dogeball.

Nick would have to stream again for me to not believe that he's FUCKING FAT!

View attachment 6744105

Thinnest rekieta pic