Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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Dysnomia said:
More "Wahhh I'm old" cosplay whining:

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I couldn't find said Chibi Moon granny. But she's probably just an old lady having fun and not some crazy woman skinwalking anime characters and writing freaky self insert fanfiction about them whining over mean dads and whipping out real flesh meat at the tire store.
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LOL at the "losing the holiday weight". She's fat enough as it is but like most fatties doesn't want to actually do the work to lose the weight and instead need to wait until the holidays are over because it's an excuse to pig out. If she was really serious of losing the weight she'd start now.
 
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I wonder when Pixy brushed her teeth last. Probably before she pooned out. If she's not showering, then she's definitely not brushing.

"Losing the Holiday weight," implies that you didn't have the weight before the Holiday season and that you gained it during the Holidays, Pixy. :roll: I'm sure Pixy's diet doesn't change much during the Holiday season other than an increased quantity of the nutritionally empty garbage slop she eats year round. It's fascinating to me that people can function on such a poor diet. I get fucked up if I dare eat a few too many cup noodles during a busy week. Which is a no-brainer, considering one cup contains something like 50% of your recommended daily sodium intake. It's no wonder she's constantly bitching and moaning about something in her body, but it doesn't make her any less stupid considering it's the result of her own actions.
 
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stingray said:
I wonder when Pixy brushed her teeth last. Probably before she pooned out. If she's not showering, then she's definitely not brushing.

"Losing the Holiday weight," implies that you didn't have the weight before the Holiday season and that you gained it during the Holidays, Pixy. :roll: I'm sure Pixy's diet doesn't change much during the Holiday season other than an increased quantity of the nutritionally empty garbage slop she eats year round. It's fascinating to me that people can function on such a poor diet. I get fucked up if I dare eat a few too many cup noodles during a busy week. Which is a no-brainer, considering one cup contains something like 50% of your recommended daily sodium intake. It's no wonder she's constantly bitching and moaning about something in her body, but it doesn't make her any less stupid considering it's the result of her own actions.
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All that Coke and no teeth brushing... 🤮

She's doing the old "The diet starts on January 1st" deal. Which so few people follow through on. January comes and she'll still be stuffing her face while stuffing herself into Gerudo Link cosplay.
 
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Meowzers said:
at this rate, i seriously think in a year or two we will be getting a self-impregnation arc. she'll somehow get it in her head that she's gotten herself pregnant, and cry that it's impossible for her to get pregnant because men can't get pregnant.
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Maybe that’s what we’ll get when she hits menopause. Since men can’t go through menopause, stomach penis (or rape ghost) must have knocked her up.
 
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She's not lying u gaiz. She really is a man!

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Also, new painting. She just finished it. It's about how she was forced into being a girl. Even though that never really was an issue before and she's obviously biologically female. We've even seen her nudes. As as gross as it is nothing looked anomalous. She just up and decided one day her whole past as a female was a lie she was forced to live.

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Dysnomia said:
She's not lying u gaiz. She really is a man!

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Also, new painting. She just finished it. It's about how she was forced into being a girl. Even though that never really was an issue before and she's obviously biologically female. We've even seen her nudes.
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You know what a man would do? Stop complaining. The only people that cry about being misgendered are people who are desperate to look one way and nobody is playing along with their little fantasies.
 
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Dysnomia said:
She's not lying u gaiz. She really is a man!

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Also, new painting. She just finished it. It's about how she was forced into being a girl. Even though that never really was an issue before and she's obviously biologically female. We've even seen her nudes. As as gross as it is nothing looked anomalous. She just up and decided one day her whole past as a female was a lie she was forced to live.

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"If I have a future."
Jfc, she can't not whine in her posts. "Here's my painting, pity me."
The only well done part of the painting is the part she traced.
 
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Kosher Dill said:
Skibidi... Chair?
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Over 9000 hours in MS Paint:

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If you don't look insane enough with one set of ugly contacts... Mix and match em!
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I guess It's Vanitas/Sora hybrid? I'm not sure how the game works. But this looks so stupid. She goes out in public like this. Imagine the secondhand embarrassment of having to be anywhere near her.

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Oh yeah. That's Debbie. That is clearly a disembodied, screaming Debbie. That is wild.

We might be in for some real Whatever Happened to Baby Jane stuff. Dark.
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I really hope she doesn't go off the deep end. I think she's still too much of a lazy coward. But the breakpoint might be coming.

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No you don't. Who the fuck romanticizes subways? NYC is her new Japan. She's going to keep pining over it and how she's so poor and has no friends or lovers to go with. She's probably already fantasizing about waddling around the city in cosplay taking pics.
 
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Dysnomia said:
No you don't. Who the fuck romanticizes subways? NYC is her new Japan. She's going to keep pining over it and how she's so poor and has no friends or lovers to go with. She's probably already fantasizing about waddling around the city in cosplay taking pics.
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Think we'll get a new saga about how her real dad is actually a New Yorker ?
 
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Dysnomia said:
Over 9000 hours in MS Paint:

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I guess It's Vanitas/Sora hybrid? I'm not sure how the game works. But this looks so stupid. She goes out in public like this. Imagine the secondhand embarrassment of having to be anywhere near her.



I really hope she doesn't go off the deep end. I think she's still too much of a lazy coward. But the breakpoint might be coming.

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No you don't. Who the fuck romanticizes subways? NYC is her new Japan. She's going to keep pining over it and how she's so poor and has no friends or lovers to go with. She's probably already fantasizing about waddling around the city in cosplay taking pics.
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Sarah will never survive nyc. She'll shit herself the moment she steps foot on public transportation. It'll be worse when riders catch a whiff of her and start distancing themselves from her section and at worst, the car she's in.
 
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