Porn and Porncows

[demicolon]

like personally? just checking his youtube he seems very kiwifarmy on women,

What do you mean, Beauty Parlor or Articles & News kiwifarmy?

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

What do you mean, Beauty Parlor or Articles & News kiwifarmy?

A&N, or like what Null's views on women must be.

 

[demicolon]

A&N, or like what Null's views on women must be.

A'right, you may pass.

 

[74164978231]

a knock off of bang bus called the fan van that deliberately picks the freakiest looking people because it causes more people to discover the site and more likely to pay money for the grift.

Pretty sure this is just the real life version of ugly bastard.

Dumb/Autistic/Islamic take: I legitimately liked Bang Bus back in the day.

It was only good because it was one of the first easily available outlets for internet porn and well, pretty much none of the women are tatt'd up meth heads that make up 90% of porn today. Looking back a lot of the videos where dogshit because of the absolute dipshit cameraman they had. Dude was annoying as fuck and needed to have all his teeth knocked out with how awful he made the videos with his dog shit commentary.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

It was only good because it was one of the first easily available outlets for internet porn and well, pretty much none of the women are tatt'd up meth heads that make up 90% of porn today. A lot of the videos where dog shit overall because of the absolute dipshit cameraman they had. Dude was annoying as fuck and needed to have all his teeth knocked out so he would shut the fuck up.

you can tell the vids were good too because so much of the 2000s and especially the 90s just vanished. its crazy how awful porn got in 2012, then they basically deleted all the stuff that might piss off credit card companies. apparently they did another wipe in 2021 because of the pornhub teen stuff. like based on scene archives you'd have to assume reality kings started in like 2018

 

[East_Clintwood]

where are they getting 3 seconds from?

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

It seems like all this math is wrong, unless I'm drunk or stupid (or both).

24 hours * 60 minutes per hour = 1,440 minutes in a day, so wouldn't 1,000 men (divided into 1,440) mean each man gets to "enjoy" her for 1.44 minutes? I guess if you give her an hour for bodily functions and food it might be less but still... where are they getting 3 seconds from?

Fucking hell, why am I even thinking about these numbers? This bitch is nasty.

God damnit you nerds, this problem has already been solved!

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

jewish nepobaby ivy wolf is upset that people are calling her ugly on the internet

she privated her account shortly after making this video but I recorded it

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

jewish nepobaby ivy wolf is upset that people are calling her ugly on the internet

You got them mixed up. Ivy Wolf is the blonde pornstar, this is Ivy Wolk who is a legit actress. i know its a weird thing. it reminds me of how abbot elementary has some annoying bitch named Lisa Ann Walter. it honestly feels like women getting famous from the algo.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

You got them mixed up. Ivy Wolf is the blonde pornstar, this is Ivy Wolk who is a legit actress. i know its a weird thing. it reminds me of how abbot elementary has some annoying bitch named Lisa Ann Walter. it honestly feels like women getting famous from the algo.

the fact you know enough to even correct me on this shows that there's levels to coom I am not aware of

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

the fact you know enough to even correct me on this shows that there's levels to coom I am not aware of

NIGGA YOU THE ONE THAT MADE THE MISTAKE, YOU ALSO LITERALLY POSTED SOMETHING NOT PORN RELATED IN THIS THREAD AND EXPECTED NO ONE TO TRY AND EXPLAIN YOU BEING A RETARD

EDIT: delete your off topic post dumbass

 

[CaptainAutism69]

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47 min documentary.

There's an uncensored version, but it's up on Patreon (it'll leak eventually).

TL;DW it went as you would expect, to the surprise of no one.

so this cunt didn't even release it as a movie? 'I did 100 guys in a day, like, totally just trust me bro'

 

[40 Year Old Boomer]

the fact you know enough to even correct me on this shows that there's levels to coom I am not aware of

I have never heard of any of these people and I used this revolutionary new tool called the internet to do ten seconds of research to discover you made an honest mistake followed by doubling down like a sperg when it was pointed out.

 

[TwinkleStar]

MOMPov was cash. I miss that site.

 

[Shopping Cart Nationalist]

Anal Secrets was one of my favorite X-Files episodes

Was that an alien mytharc episode, or a monster of the week?

 

[Quarterback Rex Grossman]

Pretty sure this is just the real life version of ugly bastard.

It was only good because it was one of the first easily available outlets for internet porn and well, pretty much none of the women are tatt'd up meth heads that make up 90% of porn today. Looking back a lot of the videos where dogshit because of the absolute dipshit cameraman they had. Dude was annoying as fuck and needed to have all his teeth knocked out with how awful he made the videos with his dog shit commentary.

Bang Bus was great early on because it used real women. The first chick, Monica, had an article written about her where she admitted she only did it to pay for an abortion but her boyfriend stole the money. I think she got paid $1200 for the scene. I believe she was a bar manager at the time. Site went to hell when they started using pornstars.

Speaking of the camera fags, there was one asshole on another site who literally acted like a fucking frat boy the whole time. They picked up Venus from a gas station (yes a pro) and the entire time the one guy is banging her the cameratard is sitting in a chair making noises and doing voices and then starts putting his fingers in front of the lens and poking at them during the hottest part of the scene. If I had paid for that shit I would have been pissed.

you can tell the vids were good too because so much of the 2000s and especially the 90s just vanished. its crazy how awful porn got in 2012, then they basically deleted all the stuff that might piss off credit card companies. apparently they did another wipe in 2021 because of the pornhub teen stuff. like based on scene archives you'd have to assume reality kings started in like 2018

I miss the 2008-2009 internet. Anything that isn't made for social justice warriors is just gone. I remember a scene where a dude broke into a pregnant woman's house and murdered her husband before raping and shooting her; there was also an alternate ending where she wrestled the gun away and killed him, But this was an actual professional scene on a site that catered to this stuff: no interviews beforehand from the actress so the autists understand it's not real. Gone now.

jewish nepobaby ivy wolf is upset that people are calling her ugly on the internet

she privated her account shortly after making this video but I recorded it

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You got them mixed up. Ivy Wolf is the blonde pornstar, this is Ivy Wolk who is a legit actress. i know its a weird thing. it reminds me of how abbot elementary has some annoying bitch named Lisa Ann Walter. it honestly feels like women getting famous from the algo.

I was gonna say. Ivy Wolfe looks like a drugged out Imogen Poots. I don't recognize this uggo at all.

Was that an alien mytharc episode, or a monster of the week?

Probably the porno she supposedly did before landing the Scully role.

 

[Shopping Cart Nationalist]

Ivy Wolfe looks like a drugged out Imogen Poots.

Holy shit, you're right. Imogen Poots is hot.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Was that an alien mytharc episode, or a monster of the week?

Clearly alien mytharc since everyone knows them creepy little grey bastards love themselves some probing.

Speaking of the camera fags, there was one asshole on another site who literally acted like a fucking frat boy the whole time. They picked up Venus from a gas station (yes a pro) and the entire time the one guy is banging her the cameratard is sitting in a chair making noises and doing voices and then starts putting his fingers in front of the lens and poking at them during the hottest part of the scene. If I had paid for that shit I would have been pissed.

I remember many years ago when I found out the hot eastern euro lez star Nella finally did a boy/girl scene only to find out the camera man basically ruined it because he just would not shut the fuck up, making absolutely shit jokes all the way through.

 

[moocow]

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Ah, I see, he was only pretending to be stupid.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

I remember a scene where a dude broke into a pregnant woman's house and murdered her husband before raping and shooting her; there was also an alternate ending where she wrestled the gun away and killed him, But this was an actual professional scene on a site that catered to this stuff: no interviews beforehand from the actress so the autists understand it's not real. Gone now.

Wow uhhh yeah that sounds really uhhh... Sexy.