December 5, 2024 will go down in
HIStory as the most important DC protest of all time. Never mind the paltry Voting/Civil Rights Acts that came out of that insignificant 1963 march, the one with
hundreds of thousands of people and that 'I Have a Dream' speech. Your children's children will learn about this when it becomes a national holiday sandwiched between all the other Alphabet people days/months/years. Forget all that other shit because what we witnessed this week was
so much bigger. Twenty—you heard me,
twenty—brave warriors showed up to fight for troons
sacred right to... swing their dick around women's' bathrooms.
Sure, in 1963, they faced water cannons and attack dogs, but do you know what
real oppression looks like? Nancy Mace and Speaker Johnson saying, 'The ladies' room should be for
ladies.' I mean, can you
imagine the cruelty? Forget slavery, segregation, Holocaust, suffrage, or, I don’t know, actual genocides. The new pinnacle of human suffering is a linebacker in a ill-fitting dress denied his God-given right to force his fetish on women and girls. I am sick even thinking about what these dainty flowers are enduring. Truly this is the
darkest chapter in our nation's history.
As in all dark times, these
women rose to stand against tyranny, and I’m telling you, this is nothing short of heroic. These brave delicate, 6'4", 250-pound flowers in size 17 stilettos are enduring the
unimaginable torment of being told 'no.' Biden himself dubbed this the 'civil rights issue of our time' and he knows since he is slightly less brain-addled than his crackhead son. He also knows Tuesday follows Thursday, 2 + 2 = Wyoming, and the current president is Rutherford B. Hayes. But I digress, back to the topic at hand.
Civil rights! Can you even stand the injustice? Forget women who spent centuries clawing for basic rights. This is the
real fight. I mean, who doesn't want to champion the noble cause of forcing females to validate creep cosplay? I’m aghast at the audacity of these wrong side of history
normies MAGATS. How dare they
oppress these selfless pioneers of progress? Women standing up for their safety is an
atrocity. These poor activists are being treated worse than slaves, Holocaust victims, and red headed step children. Because let’s face it: when it comes to the Oppression Olympics™, our linebacker-in-lipstick friends take home the gold every time."
I've not shared my thoughts on the 'Meeting in the Ladies room' video since this rant went so long. So TLDR:
God I hate these fags TTD now!