Stephen Alexander Bernard / Alex B / Jacqueline Rodriguez/Bernard / Monkey Man / Cobra Kai - A former nepobaby Fishtank contestant proved too retarded to take a joke, internet tough guy, loves fat hispanic women

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It's a lolcow site where we admire massively successful men like Alex B, DSP, and Boogie2988 along with big beautiful women like Jaquelyn, Chantal, and Amberlynn.

I wish I had edgy Naruto contacts and sleeveless hoodies like the Monkey King Cobra. (Not to be confused with KingCobraJFS)
 
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Someone sent them some "RIP" passes to a cool spooky museum so they could do something other than feed la cerda. That was actually pretty nice. Alex is so hyped:

 
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Strong like Bruce Willis said:
Good terms, huh?
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Sam's wrong IMO. Alex was great in Famous House. Alex sucked in Fishtank, and was getting worse by the day, even before his wife showed up. Dude would mald over any slightly negative TTS, to the point that he was even mistaking positive/neutral comments, or comments about other people, as TTS shit talking him. Then he'd jump up and peacock around the room about how badass he is. It was funny for a day or two, but it was getting old quickly. Had he stayed another week in the tank, I guarantee the fans would have completely turned on him just like they have now.

Unless they'd given Frank clear instructions not to hassle Alex, and completely neutered any negative TTS to him, him throwing a bitchbaby fit and leaving was inevitable. The only fish that could handle getting truly brutalized by TTS was Simbal.
 
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mizz piggy said:
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Exactly I see a lot of people letting this pos grow on them in the latest thread page they already forgot that this guy was a total faggot? Sam doesn't actually him he just said it would be content for the show
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Imagine how obnoxious he would have been during the RV arc. He would have made Fatty seem quiet, reasonable, and easy to get along with.
 
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BingBongDingDong said:
Jimmy didn't call the police, and threaten lawsuits. Sam made it quite clear Alex wasn't welcome back because he is a literal legal liability.
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Dont forget the whole thing with alex posting his guns and saying hes bringing his "tool" to go find sam. Idk whats next for monkey king but i imagine its not going to be pretty and definitely wont be fishtank related.
 
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