Then post it in the AVGN thread, you dunce!
Do you like cryptic bullshit?
Do you enjoy being confused as fuck?
Good, because that’s all this is. Expect vague connections to AVGN that’ll have you screaming at your monitor like the whiny little shit you are.
"Oh no, what does this clue mean?!" Shut up. Figure it out or don’t. Honestly, nobody cares.
More likely, nobody will care.
There’ll be puzzles
, there’ll be references
, and there’ll probably be some ridiculous nonsense so obscure it’ll make you rage harder than playing a broken NES game.
Will the Nerd himself show up? Who knows? Will you accomplish anything meaningful? Absolutely fucking not.
Why should I care if a nerd shows up? This forum is packed to the rafters with nerds and geeks already.
By the way, bugs in broken single player games are there to exploit. If they make you rage you're a scrub.
Good luck, dumbass.
Or not. You’ll probably just fuck it . up anyway.
Virginia.
Trial I. You must finish the transription.
I'm not Herakles, and not a fuck are
you Zeus. I spit on your "trials".
<clipped eye-rape involving tranny Chris-Chan>
Your gAyRG leaves much to be desired. (As does your writing style - those unicode emoticons splattered everywhere are an eyesore.)
I know this thread can get pretty OT, which is fine, but I've never seen a sperg ejaculate his trashy "ARG" onto the site before!
Why do these "fat, troon, furry" phenotypes always gravitate towards the low-effort children's mascot horror? (low effort as in cheap jumpscares; I'm sure that there's some effort going into making the games and whatnot). Is it sign of low mental capacity? Arrested development? These types always like to brag about their big breadtube brains and speak in psuedointellectual tongues, yet they always gravitate towards children's media, children's horror. Every damn time.
I think straight out laziness acconts for this, at least in part. The main reason for these games even existing is the phenomenal success of the original Five Nights At Freddy's, something that was not even expected by Mr. Cawthorn, the developer. (I can't find the interview right now, but am pretty sure it was on either IGN or PCGamer).
This success was also the catalyst for a lot of lazy fuckwits to develop similar games, in the hope that they could release their dreck faster than Cawthorn got his sequel out, and in doing so, induce kids who played FNAF to buy their lookalike instead. When the next FNAF game dropped, they would undercut it.
(Worst offenders here were a studio called Euphoric Brothers who made the vomitous Garten of BanBan. This dynamic duo has admitted to only being in it for the bag on Twitter - although they did walk that statement back upon receiving negative feedback)
This environment attracts trannies and similar degenerates like shit attracts flies , as extreme laziness is almost a defining characteristic of this group. This won't stand out where almost every single other developer is phoning it in too.
(They can also use "transphobia" as an excuse if a reviewer reams their game, and there will be less criticism from the public - kids generally don't review games)
This isn't a complete answer to your question, but I do think it is part of one.
ATTENTION YOU WORTHLESS FUCKS
