Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

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Some gross hag "drained her catheter" in a fucking public bush and felt the need to post about it. This is secondhand from reddit, I don't care enough to find this munchie's platform.

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Then posts crying for asspats and sympathy because ???? (because she pissed in a bush and was so embarrassed about it she filmed it and posted it publicly??)

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Can we talk about the retarded performance that is writing fucking image descriptions (inherently for screen readers for blind people) on a completely visual platform like instagram or tiktok?

Obligatory picture of this super special disabled person-of-gender:
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Edit to add: this nonbinary blob is one of the reasons I finally signed up to kiwi farms. When I learned that the "THEY/THEM ONLY" tag on the illnessfakers subreddit was not in fact satire, it was time to find somewhere new lol
So, fun fact, you do need to be as clean as possible when you drain your urine bag, especially if you have a suprapubic catheter. Not surprisingly, there's a much higher risk of contracting a UTI when you have a tube leading straight into your bladder.
Things need to empty when they need to empty, yes, but don't just chuck it into a bush and take pictures. Wtf.

Also wtf are "smart crutches?"
 
Some gross hag "drained her catheter" in a fucking public bush and felt the need to post about it. This is secondhand from reddit, I don't care enough to find this munchie's platform.

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Then posts crying for asspats and sympathy because ???? (because she pissed in a bush and was so embarrassed about it she filmed it and posted it publicly??)

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Can we talk about the retarded performance that is writing fucking image descriptions (inherently for screen readers for blind people) on a completely visual platform like instagram or tiktok?

Obligatory picture of this super special disabled person-of-gender:
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Edit to add: this nonbinary blob is one of the reasons I finally signed up to kiwi farms. When I learned that the "THEY/THEM ONLY" tag on the illnessfakers subreddit was not in fact satire, it was time to find somewhere new lol
Fat? Check!
Stupid DIY haircut? Check!
Unecessary braces cutting off circulation to assorted body parts? Check!
Dressed like an overgrown toddler? Check!
Oversharing disgusting medical info to the whole ass internet? Check!

Why are all these assholes literally the same insufferable person?
 
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Jesus, that's a lot of ring splints.
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Is this another (h)EDS munchie?
 
Jesus, that's a lot of ring splints.
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Is this another (h)EDS munchie?
Almost certainly, she seems to be wearing as much metal as possible without really restricting movement. Each of those LOOKS impressive, but it's literally a ring that keeps your finger bones in a straight line...their natural position. Unless the joint hates that, it's just jewelry. And maybe it's just buried in the other things, but I see no thumb splint/ring/brace, likely because those do actually restrict normal movement.

Those particular ones are likely these: https://www.silverringsplint.com/splint-store/splints/swan-neck-splint/ $112 each, and I count at least a dozen.
 
Obligatory picture of this super special disabled person-of-gender:
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OMG sockbros! Those specific compression socks kind of suck, though; I quickly realized that you get what you pay for.
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Funny aside: if you're looking for reasonably-priced light compression socks for your job in the service industry, you'll run across ads for plus-sized compression socks too. They almost always use the same pictures as the regular listings, but they stretch the photos horizontally. Very efficient.

So, fun fact, you do need to be as clean as possible when you drain your urine bag, especially if you have a suprapubic catheter. Not surprisingly, there's a much higher risk of contracting a UTI when you have a tube leading straight into your bladder.
Things need to empty when they need to empty, yes, but don't just chuck it into a bush and take pictures. Wtf.
Did she undo the drain spout and then throw an entire bed bag into a bush? I don't understand this at all. If it's a leg bag she could stand next to the bush and drain it like a man doing a sneaky pee. If it's a bed bag she's rocking around town, she could still hold it and undo the drain. There's no practical reason to have the bag stretched that far out.
 
Some gross hag "drained her catheter" in a fucking public bush and felt the need to post about it. This is secondhand from reddit, I don't care enough to find this munchie's platform.

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Then posts crying for asspats and sympathy because ???? (because she pissed in a bush and was so embarrassed about it she filmed it and posted it publicly??)

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Can we talk about the retarded performance that is writing fucking image descriptions (inherently for screen readers for blind people) on a completely visual platform like instagram or tiktok?

Obligatory picture of this super special disabled person-of-gender:
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Edit to add: this nonbinary blob is one of the reasons I finally signed up to kiwi farms. When I learned that the "THEY/THEM ONLY" tag on the illnessfakers subreddit was not in fact satire, it was time to find somewhere new lol
Still lurking but have obsessive need to comment:

If you have those leg supports you don't need crutches. Maybe cain for balance purposes. Aaaand no doctor will ever recommend crutches if you need wrist/hand braces.
When it comes to compression socks: when buying those, you need to measure your widest part of your calf or they will be too tight.
If this person ever goes to see a doctor with ethics and good morale, that doc will tell then to rid of all of it and do some physical therapy. And maybe a psych evaluation.
I hope this makes sense, my English sucks and I'm too lazy to use translator right now.


Returning my corner. Sorry and thank you.
 
No she has FND which is the most stigmatized, and therefor worst disability in the world (according to this article that mentions her)!
The whole getup is amazing, but my favorite part is the combination of to tight and loose ring splints.

Also @fitty tucker : Does she claim to be Maori? Do you know more about her? She seems marvelous!:tumblr:
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I remember this Cait chick!
She DEFINITELY isn't Maori! Just a woke Kiwi (Not our kind).
She lives in Wellington and IIRC her specialists etc didn't prescribe the wheelchair she used to use nor the smart crutches/splints she uses now. (Smart crutches aren't even easily available in NZ) From what she says it seems,reading between the lines, that the medical professionals here know she's a faker.
 
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Ironically, without the context provided by others, I'd pin this as a troon larping as a female munchie. The shoulders (fat), problem glasses, bad and ill-fitting dress/styling, zero tits, hunch, clashing socks, plus the utterly unaesthetic room reads man-inna-dress to me. I thought the med accessories were just try harding some munchie lass he lusted after/skinwalked.

So I guess props to her, if gender blobbing is something she's going for then that first pic had me guessing. I consider myself to have a decent troon/poon-dar, too.

I remember some mention of a troon doing some munch-larp on the other farms eons ago. I still want to spot one. We've had a handful legit male munchies in this thread but the gender bias is so strong that I find the idea of a troon absorbing it into their gender performance fascinating.

I think Mr Ripley Ravioli of "I suck dick for cock" fame came close but it was overshadowed by being such a disgusting degenerate and phoning in the gender side of things.

Link to his freak out vid for nostalgia's sake:


Virgin "my totally real period makes me eat ice cream and cry" vs Chad "I rubbed poop into my central line again"
 
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Man I love this guy, zooming around in his chair with his legs strapped together because...reasons?
He managed to rage his way out of getting his troonification genital surgery because he couldn't stop shouting at the surgeons. Lmao.

We haven't had a good freak out from him for so long, the thread has become so quiet. I miss the antics of that disgusting mad munchie troon.
 
Almost certainly, she seems to be wearing as much metal as possible without really restricting movement. Each of those LOOKS impressive, but it's literally a ring that keeps your finger bones in a straight line...their natural position. Unless the joint hates that, it's just jewelry. And maybe it's just buried in the other things, but I see no thumb splint/ring/brace, likely because those do actually restrict normal movement.

Those particular ones are likely these: https://www.silverringsplint.com/splint-store/splints/swan-neck-splint/ $112 each, and I count at least a dozen.
The reasoning EDS munchies wear them, is that they supposedly keep your fingers from over extending. I'm not a medfag, but to me this sounds counter productive? Sounds like something that would get worse by deconditioning. Wouldn't it be better to do physical therapy and learn/train how to hold things without overextending your fingers?
OMG sockbros! Those specific compression socks kind of suck, though; I quickly realized that you get what you pay for.
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Funny aside: if you're looking for reasonably-priced light compression socks for your job in the service industry, you'll run across ads for plus-sized compression socks too. They almost always use the same pictures as the regular listings, but they stretch the photos horizontally. Very efficient.
No! You don't understand! She needs these socks to show the world how unique she is while being disabled! It's the evil capitalist companies that force her to buy made-in-china crap to express her true self!
I remember this Cait chick!
She DEFINITELY isn't Maori! Just a woke Kiwi (Not our kind).
She lives in Wellington and IIRC her specialists etc didn't prescribe the wheelchair she used to use nor the smart crutches/splints she uses now. (Smart crutches aren't even easily available in NZ) From what she says it seems,reading between the lines, that the medical professionals here know she's a faker.
Well I'm not saying FND can't have uncontrollable impact on a persons life, but it sounds like she got that diagnosis because everyone knows she's faking.
It's kind of funny that she doesn't try to dispute that diagnosis. She instead uses it as a free for all. You can't tell her, her symptoms aren't real, FND can be anything!
I was confused and curious as well. So I did a search and came up with one instagram post where she says her grandfather was Maori.

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So she's the kind of SJW that manages to be more offensive to marginalized groups than actual racists? Cool... I think claiming indigenous heritage only makes sense if you live the lifestyle as well.
 
That's... quite a few self-harm scars she's got going there. Along with some self-harm.
That little shame about showing fresh cuts like that has got to be diagnostic for cluster B personality disorders. There's some people with affective or psychotic disorders with pretty gnarly self harm habits, but the depressed ones tend to feel a lot of shame and hide it as best they can, while psychotic disorder self mutilation tends to be a lot more uh... creative.
 
Wouldn't it be better to do physical therapy and learn/train how to hold things without overextending your fingers?
Is that even possible? There aren't any muscles in your fingers to train, just tendons - which are extra lax with actual (h)EDS. Seems like if your fingers legitimately insist on overextending while doing simple things like typing then bracing makes sense, and they're a more subtle option than the cheap plastic ones off amazon since they look like jewelry. I may have looked into them for my borked finger, don't punch solid walls.
 
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