Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

[Schizoid Wife]

Are you sure you aren't paranoid, Zoey?
[a]

She managed to get a full row just by melting down like this, lel.

Illinois doesn't have a similar climate to Florida at all

I'm genuinely curious as to what process led her to come to the conclusion that Illinois has a similar climotology to Florida. Has she ever even left her state?

 

[Axiom.]

Has she ever even left her state?

Has she ever left her room?

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Has she ever left her room?

Well, she has to shoplift and film hurricanes somehow.

 

[Axiom.]

Well, she has to shoplift and film hurricanes somehow.

To be fair, you think someone who forgot to put water in Instant Noodles would have the brainpower to go outside and actually do stuff.

 

[Manny Pardo]

 

[Axiom.]

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Damn, literally right on time. I'm not exactly what you can call a normal person, but I've never made an error like that in my life so I'm just going say "cope."

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Spoiler: FOR ZOEY'S EYES ONLY

Spoiler: NOT FOR KIWI FARMERS

Spoiler: DO NOT OPEN IF YOU AREN'T ZOEY

Lol retard

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Colton: "I AM NOT DUMB OR A MAN"
Zoey: "I AM NOT DUMB OR A WOMAN"

Animals can usually tell the difference between good vs. spoiled food, but she admits to getting sick because she can't even do that. If you're less able to care for yourself than a dog, it probably means you're not very smart.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

You're absolutely correct, Zoey. You aren't stupid or dumb. These are traits that can be remedied with repetition and education.
You're something far worse: a retarded faux trans gooner that failed to launch.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

I have never once experienced this, even on nights where I can't sleep due to important things needing to get done. Then again, I don't regularly drink coffee at 4 am and go on manic rants about my enemies stalking me.

Zoey is annoyed with Nik again, I wonder what else she might have said to him....

Ah, can't say this was unexpected.
[a]

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

That has to be the first time in human history that sentence has been constructed.

“I’m so sleep deprived I can literally feel my uterus”

Edit : I had a feeling that’d end up in random text.

 

[DickMain]

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Spoiler: FOR ZOEY'S EYES ONLY

Spoiler: NOT FOR KIWI FARMERS

Spoiler: DO NOT OPEN IF YOU AREN'T ZOEY

Lol retard

Well, with as much time as I've been spending in Emily's thread lately I will say that Zoey is lightyears ahead of that in terms of intellect. So it's a breath of fresh air.

I have never once experienced this, even on nights where I can't sleep due to important things needing to get done. Then again, I don't regularly drink coffee at 4 am and go on manic rants about my enemies stalking me.

You're saying your womb doesn't do a little jig at like 4AM when you're sleep-deprived? I have no idea what she's talking about I'm going to be real.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Well, with as much time as I've been spending in Emily's thread lately I will say that Zoey is lightyears ahead of that in terms of intellect. So it's a breath of fresh air.

I'm not sure, I mean, she just claimed that Illinois has a similar climate to Florida.

 

[DickMain]

I'm not sure, I mean, she just claimed that Illinois has a similar climate to Florida.

That's our little geography bee champ right there.

 

[Sandnigger]

Here's a handy comparison between Miami and Chicago as a reference.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Zoey reviews more alcoholic drinks.

Remember, only a small amount of Zoey's decisions are bad. Most of us just can't understand her genius mind and why she behaves like this.

 

[Manny Pardo]

 

[Axiom.]

Imagine the smell

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Imagine the smell

I'd say I hope she rinses out the cans before hoarding them... But who am I kidding, we're talking about someone who brags about wearing bras found off the street.

 

[DickMain]

Zoey reviews more alcoholic drinks.
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Remember, only a small amount of Zoey's decisions are bad. Most of us just can't understand her genius mind and why she behaves like this.
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To be fair, you have to have a pretty high IQ to appreciate Zoey as much as somebody like me does.