Worst Christmas Movies

[Quijibo69]

I watched it last night it was called Red One. I checked out when it was implying in Dwayne Johnson lines he was a creepy pedo.

 

[Schwarzwald]

Remember the Elf on the Shelf special that CBS made 15 years ago? Yeah, there's a reason for that.

It was one of the most awful things that I've ever seen. It appears to have been made with a budget of $4.68. The animation was absolutely atrocious, the voice acting sounded like they grabbed the janitor and random people from the street, the story and writing was insipid. It amazed me that a broadcast network would allow something that poorly-made to air nationally. I don't even think it was of the quality that would be acceptable for public access television. Considering that it was basically a consumerist advertisement aimed at small children, that knocks it down another couple notches. Fuck not only Elfs, not only CBS, but also Shelves.

Actually I like Shelves. I take back what I said about Shelves. But I stand by the rest.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Every romcom that has to do with Christmas.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Chris and the crew made this feel like it was actually funny to watch, it would be with other people to make fun of it with, but not alone, alone it was torture.

Spoiler

E L E E E E A A A A N O R

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

You can go the Ben Affleck route (Surviving Christmas, Reindeer Games) or the Matthew Broderick route (A Christmas Story Live or the actual worst one, Deck the Halls).

 

[Tism the Return II]

Home Alone 3.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

i learned about them both from rlm

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

although this could also be "so bad it's good"

 

[Farmer McColl]

The Christmas Light, 1995, (and the sequel) are about as bad as the poster implies. Virtually zero textures, zero story, dialogue to make community theater actors embarrassed, and the animation seems to think it's groundbreaking while being anything but.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Every romcom that has to do with Christmas.

I think Jack Frost (1998) qualifies.

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although this could also be "so bad it's good"

But is Santa Claus (1959) (MST3K 521) worse? That movie is truly bizarre:



And for the RiffTrax era:

https://rifftrax.fandom.com/wiki/Santa_and_the_Ice_Cream_Bunny

 

[MrTroll]

Home Alone, A Christmas Story, Die Hard, Miracle on 34th Street, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. All gay and bad. Watch Hot Frosty instead!

 

[ShiftyBoi]

There's that one where Kurt Russel is santa, it's awful.

I love Kurt Russel but it's basically the same joke over and over again, no one believes he's santa and then he knows something or does some magic bullshit and bam it's really santa! :0

He also has these terrible elf minion things that floss


There is one that's worse than that though, and that's the animated netflix Christmas Carol.

This picture basically sums it up, it ALSO has annoying minion things in it.

The movie is too colorful and bland and doesn't look at all like it takes place during the Victorian Era, and to top it off Scrooge doesn't even have a proper arc because he's shown to feel guilty about what he's doing at the beginning of the movie, so the ending is completely unsatisfying.

 

[Sneak 'n' Snore]

Rapsittie Kids I only know through reviews and it looks like one of those movies that are bad but in a funny way.
Anyway, here's the stroke Grandma:

 

[Thiletonomics]

I think Jack Frost (199 qualifies.

If you thought the 1998 Jack Frost movie was bad, you should see the 1996 one, which has nothing to do with it, and features Jack Frost as a murdering snowman that has a "sex scene" where he prematurely ejaculates:



And while this movie is more of "So bad, it's good", I'd also mention Santa's Slay, just because it has WCW Wrestler Goldberg as Santa Claus:

 

[SmallKiwi]

Home Alone 3.

To be honest, I'm sick of Home Alone movies on Christmas every year.

Don't get me started on the obnoxious christmas commercials.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Christmas with The Kranks

 

[oldTireWater]

Would it be trolling to say "Die Hard"?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

 

[We Are The Witches]

Home Alone.

Probably the only movie I like that is Christmas themed, that I can recall right now.

 

[The Nothingness]

Nothing else needs to be said.