Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

[VinegarPussy]

Is someone really making troll accounts as Pixy or Sarah or is this all in her head? For all we know she saw a perfectly innocent account with a similar name and became paranoid that they were harming her and now she's dying again.

Or…it’s an old account of hers she locked herself out of, forgot about and then happened upon. With PT, anything is possible.

 

[Kosher Dill]

What I wouldn't give to hear her explain how handsome she is.

 

[Vampirella]

What I wouldn't give to hear her explain how handsome she is.

She can finally love her big manly chin.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Well hello there handsome.

No. No she isn't.

There's a lot of words that can be used to describe Pixy. Even if she was the manliest man that ever manned but looked like she did, "handsome" is not the term people would use to describe her.

 

[Dysnomia]

Now someone's trying to take away her body. I guess she thinks she's already a skeleton again.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Mother Sarah, report to the Whataburger for body confiscation, harming, and robot programming. This is not a request. You do not have rights.

 

[stingray]

No. No she isn't.

There's a lot of words that can be used to describe Pixy. Even if she was the manliest man that ever manned but looked like she did, "handsome" is not the term people would use to describe her.

Personally, when thinking of Pixy's appearance, the first word that comes to mind is "special."

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It's not even just the pooner shit, either, though that does obviously play a part. She just has a smile that is comparable to Chris Chan's smile, to me at least. It's something about her sped smile and the kind of vacant, out-of-touch look in her eyes. You can see it in her old cosplay pictures before she started LARPing as a man, too.

I can't remember what page it was on, but there's a video of her alone at a restaurant eating sushi. Her mannerisms and behavior are just painfully autistic. She's also blessed with naturally long, dark eyelashes. There certainly are men who have long, dark eyelashes, but it doesn't make them look feminine because they're men and their overall bone structure and stature makes that pretty clear.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Personally, when thinking of Pixy's appearance, the first word that comes to mind is "special."

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It's not even just the pooner shit, either, though that does obviously play a part. She just has a smile that is comparable to Chris Chan's smile, to me at least. It's something about her sped smile and the kind of vacant, out-of-touch look in her eyes. You can see it in her old cosplay pictures before she started LARPing as a man, too.

I can't remember what page it was on, but there's a video of her alone at a restaurant eating sushi. Her mannerisms and behavior are just painfully autistic. She's also blessed with naturally long, dark eyelashes. There certainly are men who have long, dark eyelashes, but it doesn't make them look feminine because they're men and their overall bone structure and stature makes that pretty clear.

Special as in "short bus" special.

She's got an unfortunate face with that Jay Leno chin and an inability to convey emotion properly. I mean I know we say it's due to autism but part of me wonders if she just doesn't know what her face actually looks like. The other part is when she smiles it always looks fake because it doesn't touch her eyes and part of me wonders if she stopped doing so because she was afraid of getting wrinkles or "laugh lines".

Long story short she's messed up in more ways than one.

 

[NationBaitin]

Apparently Krampus themed means wearing retarded cosplay with a black theme. She made very little money, so I'll be waiting for the sad and poor posts after it's spent on colored contacts and hormone enriched Whataburger.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

View attachment 6754101Apparently Krampus themed means wearing retarded cosplay with a black theme. She made very little money, so I'll be waiting for the sad and poor posts after it's spent on colored contacts and hormone enriched Whataburger.

Did she think that Krampus was the same as the Babadook? Because she looks like the Babadook.

 

[stingray]

View attachment 6754101Apparently Krampus themed means wearing retarded cosplay with a black theme. She made very little money, so I'll be waiting for the sad and poor posts after it's spent on colored contacts and hormone enriched Whataburger.

Holy fuck. She looks 70.

 

[Meowzers]

View attachment 6754101Apparently Krampus themed means wearing retarded cosplay with a black theme. She made very little money, so I'll be waiting for the sad and poor posts after it's spent on colored contacts and hormone enriched Whataburger.

i thought ashton gave up cosplaying female characters


but knowing her, she probably doesn't even know who xion is and just threw on the deflated black vanitas wig and figures everyone would know she's cosplaying a man. or is a man. or is literally vanitas. or is not hamburger

 

[Sonic]

View attachment 6754101Apparently Krampus themed means wearing retarded cosplay with a black theme. She made very little money, so I'll be waiting for the sad and poor posts after it's spent on colored contacts and hormone enriched Whataburger.

Okay, credit where credit is due, at least Pixy makes an effort to get out and socialize. Yeah she is insane, yeah it never goes well but hey, at least she keeps on trying to put herself out there. AND she is shameless enough to do it in cosplay. I have to give her props for that.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

View attachment 6754101Apparently Krampus themed means wearing retarded cosplay with a black theme. She made very little money, so I'll be waiting for the sad and poor posts after it's spent on colored contacts and hormone enriched Whataburger.

She looks absolutely horrible there. Her face is all bloated and that outfit is doing nothing for her.

 

[Trombonista]

View attachment 6754101Apparently Krampus themed means wearing retarded cosplay with a black theme. She made very little money, so I'll be waiting for the sad and poor posts after it's spent on colored contacts and hormone enriched Whataburger.

Is it just me or does she look smug?

 

[stingray]

Fat people just shouldn't cosplay unless they're cosplaying a character who is fat. I mean, I'm not gonna stop them, but don't cry when people grill you when you post that shit on the Internet. Even good cosplayers are probably roasted in the comments sometimes. Half of the time, you can't even tell who it is they're cosplaying, because their fatass body looks retarded in whatever ill-fitting costume they're wearing. This is not just limited to Pixy.

Are there any new FB posts from her about this event? I saw pictures of Xion in the thread earlier and I didn't even put it together that that was who she was cosplaying because she looks retarded and lumpy in that glossy black trench coat. You could've told me she was cosplaying Edna Mode from The Incredibles and I'd probably just be like, "oh, right, okay. I guess." lol

 

[Dysnomia]

View attachment 6754101Apparently Krampus themed means wearing retarded cosplay with a black theme. She made very little money, so I'll be waiting for the sad and poor posts after it's spent on colored contacts and hormone enriched Whataburger.

She says she made $120. She's got a broken bed frame, a cat that needs a checkup and mounds of credit card debt. What will she spend her money on?

This was her highly anticipated Organization XIII Vanitas she was going on about earlier. I guess this was where she planned to wear it. Supposedly we've got a photoshoot incoming. So prepare for poopin'.

Anyway, she looks absolutely massive here. Not to mention decades older than 39. She's got real stomach balls to go out in public like that.

i thought ashton gave up cosplaying female characters
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but knowing her, she probably doesn't even know who xion is and just threw on the deflated black vanitas wig and figures everyone would know she's cosplaying a man. or is a man. or is literally vanitas. or is not hamburger

I don't think it even crossed her mind that she looks like Xion after years of gorging on sea salt ice cream. The wig is so poorly styled that it's not even close to Vanitas.

Here she is with Krampus. She has no idea why she got ma'am'd since she wasn't wearing anything feminine. She looks demonic here. Right out of a horror movie. Also she wants a sexy girlfriend. But all the women in Victoria have kids already. So I guess she wants a boyfriend free girl?



Editing because I forgot my "wahhh I was misgendered" pic. They all started to blur together long ago.

 

[King Metalia]

View attachment 6754101Apparently Krampus themed means wearing retarded cosplay with a black theme. She made very little money, so I'll be waiting for the sad and poor posts after it's spent on colored contacts and hormone enriched Whataburger.

It's photos like this that make me wonder if Pixy actually is a middle aged man.

Now someone's trying to take away her body. I guess she thinks she's already a skeleton again.

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She reminds me of some of the crazy homeless people in my town. Incoherently ranting complete nonsense to thin air.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

View attachment 6754101Apparently Krampus themed means wearing retarded cosplay with a black theme. She made very little money, so I'll be waiting for the sad and poor posts after it's spent on colored contacts and hormone enriched Whataburger.

Any of the fabeled table jumping and thrusting this time? Did anyone talk to her? Is there a place where Victoria locals talk about her? Like a Facebook messenger chain or text? How bad did she smell?

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Any of the fabeled table jumping and thrusting this time? Did anyone talk to her? Is there a place where Victoria locals talk about her? Like a Facebook messenger chain or text? How bad did she smell?

Someone was filming the whole event, and while she was going on about a lot of the tables, she gave a courtesy glance over towards Sarah and was silent until she moved onto the others. Considering that this is the south, they have to be polite to the tard with the occasional "oh bless her heart".

Eta:

Apparently this happened. Although there is hilarity to it looking like a flaccid phallic object. Just like her stomach penis.