Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

It's me.

I bought the house.

I confess.

My plan is on day 1 I'm gonna walk next door and say "Howdy neighbor! Can I borrow a cup of 'powdered sugar'?"

Shoulda asked for a cup of drywall

 

[Melty Butter]

After 118 days someone has put an offer on it.

Timing is interesting. Two days before he pleads guilty - we assume. And almost at asking price. Wouldn't it be funny if Celeste and Bob bought it for Kayla to resolve this madness?
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I scrolled through Celeste's FB pics (again) tonight. This made me laugh.

The foreshadowing.

This made me sad.

(I'm sure some of these were posted years ago but pre-plea boredom has set in with the silence from the bunker.)

Happy Birthday in 90 min, Nick - banner year you've had!

 

[AltisticRight]

I guess they offered $300,000, which will be dropped to 120k once they learn of the demonic succubus lurking within, furnished by swinger décor.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Oh shit everyone......April has got to move the fuck out of the balldo house of horror!!!


After 118 days someone has put an offer on it.

@ItsAaronIgnoreMe

I might have skipped season 3 but Fish Tank season 4 is going to be FIRE!

 

[thebigdream]

420k? Who is this retard? Obviously the buyer never did a walk-through

It's a serial killer, they took one look at the shower and fell in love with the place.

 

[AnOminous]

It's a serial killer, they took one look at the shower and fell in love with the place.

It's Pyramid Head.

I guess they offered $300,000, which will be dropped to 120k once they learn of the demonic succubus lurking within, furnished by swinger décor.

Is it some kind of property fraud if you fail to disclose that the house you're selling has been the site of numerous Balldo orgies involving cocaine, cucking, swinging and being a nerd?

There's a mostly vacant house 7 min away with Jesus looking on.
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(Not new info. It's somewhere in the archives but also an easy google.)

What even is that expression? I know they say you should let your smile go to your eyes, but I don't think bugeyed psychosis is what they meant.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Shoulda asked for a cup of drywall

That's when Qayla answers the door.

 

[The I Scream Man]

It could end much worse.

It sure can. I grew up in a rural area, and I went a lot of rural areas around mine as a kid, and I met a lot of kids and adults during those tender formative years whose lives were twisted up like a joint by drugs and they burned out, to round out this tortured metaphor

After reading your post I thought about it and I think maybe two or three of those people I can remember off the top of my head turned out okay from the street level looking in, the rest either ate bullets, fed bullets to someone else, went away for crimes of various natures (some forgivable, some not)... the ones who OD'd generally made out the best of that bunch

They all acted like Rekieta does in private, all of them, even the ones who got away, and when given any kind of platform they used it to act like Rekieta does with his

He's not special and he's not going to get away with it because even if he wins he still loses, because the drugs and alcohol are in the drivers seat and he doesn't even know it because they wear his face and clothes and use his voice

If he is anything like the individuals I've known then some part of him is dimly aware of this and is very unhappy about this situation, but rather than deal with the painful reality and face up to the yawning chasm that is his utter failure to do anything about it, well, its much easier to just take a hit and relax, just to take the edge off

Its still possible to pull up from here, but that would require grabbing the wheel and steering towards the No Fun Zone, and we can't have that now can we

 

[ShinyStar]

April's smile crusade is a blatant admission of how unhappy she is. The average person doesn't smile because they remind themselves to consider what expression is on their faces. They smile because the consequences of their actions have made them happy. April is admitting that her choices have left her feeling miserable, and she has to try and force herself to feel positive despite the awful place she is in her life.

Pro tip, April: make better life choices, and you won't have to remind yourself to smile, it will just come naturally.

 

[Mouse Cop]

The funniest thing would be if a completely normal family bought the house, with no knowledge of Nick Rekieta, the Sektur, Kiwi Farms, or any of it. It would be like a Conjuring movie. They move in, the house seems nice, the price was surprisingly low. Over time things start to get... creepy. They find a secret room in the basement full of what seem to be testicular torture devices. When they peel back the wallpaper in the kid's room, they find that someone has scratched "DIE NULL DIE" with their fingernails, over and over. At night, they can just make out the sound of howling in the distance... anime sucks cope and sneed

 

[sherwoods110]

What even is that expression? I know they say you should let your smile go to your eyes, but I don't think bugeyed psychosis is what they meant.

The look she has in some of the pictures that have been posted in this thread is unsettling in a way. I know the subject has been touched on before, but what could be the reasoning for this? Is this possibly a side effect of some medication she is taking? Do some people just not possess the ability to smile properly and they come off looking like psychos? How does she look back on these pictures and think, "Yeah, that looks good. I'll stick with that look when taking photos." SO WEIRD!

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Remember how people acted like it was somehow a huge deal when Nick appeared for like 3 seconds in the Depp v. Heard Netflix docunentary? Well Dickers and Mutahar just appeared in a Netflix documentary called Biggest Heist Ever.

 

[demicolon]

Awww sheeeit thread is getting featured tomorrow.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

I scrolled through Celeste's FB pics (again) tonight. This made me laugh.
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I know people always point it out but it is wild to me how crazy Celeste Rekieta looks in every single photograph. I know not everyone is photogenic, but the fact she is always showing the top whites of her eyes is just very off-putting. Looks genuienly insane. Also it looks like she smiles with gritted teeth as well, who does that?

 

[Folgers Can]

So could Monty put a lean on the house for the money owes and totally fuck things up?

He can't fuck up the closing itself but definitely can and should take this opportunity to make a big spectacle out of getting himself paid from an e-deposit of the title company's closing proceeds check while retaining the original in a frame on his wall like a trophy buck to stream about to great fanfare, because the judgment, if and when docketed, automatically becomes a lien on the non-homestead property being sold:

548.09 LIEN OF JUDGMENT.
Subdivision 1. Entry and docketing; survival of judgment. ...[E]very judgment requiring the payment of money shall be entered by the court administrator when ordered by the court and will be docketed by the court administrator upon the filing of an affidavit as provided in subdivision 2. ... From the time of docketing the judgment is a lien, in the amount unpaid, upon all real property in the county then or thereafter owned by the judgment debtor...
Subd. 2. Judgment creditor's affidavit. No judgment, except for taxes, shall be docketed until the judgment creditor, or the creditor's agent or attorney, has filed with the court administrator an affidavit, stating the full name, occupation, place of residence, and post office address of the judgment debtor, to the best of affiant's information and belief...

Minn. Stat. § 548.09

510.01 HOMESTEAD DEFINED; EXEMPT; EXCEPTION.
The house owned and occupied by a debtor as the debtor's dwelling place, together with the land upon which it is situated to the amount of area and value hereinafter limited and defined, shall constitute the homestead of such debtor and the debtor's family, and be exempt from seizure or sale under legal process on account of any debt not lawfully charged thereon in writing...

Minn. Stat. § 510.01

Now I know what you're thinking: Nick, striving with limited success to always be the smartest guy in the room, has been fraudulently claiming the sometimes-rented, sometimes-cokewhore-occupied, sometimes-vacant listed property as his "homestead" for property tax purposes as has been documented ITT, and so he's probably also retarded enough to assume that it would thereby also be deemed his "homestead" for judgment lien exemption purposes. Well, leaving aside for the moment thornier issues like the same term "homestead" having different meanings for property tax purposes, debtor-creditor purposes, probate purposes, etc., we needn't even go there because Nick's biggest problem in the debtor-creditor context vis-à-vis Monty is the recent MLS photos and the many years since Nick's past moveout to the oft-streamed adjacent property all proving that he just plain doesn't reside in the listed property, which should ordinarily be fatal on this issue:

"It has never been supposed that a homestead could exist without actual occupancy." In re Baillif's Est., 41 N.W. 1059, 1059 (Minn. 1889). The "test to be used in determining" whether a homestead exemption may be claimed presumes both "ownership and occupancy." Denzer, 126 N.W.2d at 444. Even though the occupancy requirement is given a "reasonable construction," "'[a]ctual occupancy, as distinguished from mere possession . . . is the prominent idea associated'" with a homestead. Muscala v. Wirtjes, 310 N.W.2d 696, 698 (Minn. 1981) (quoting Clark v. Dewey, 73 N.W. 639, 639-40 (Minn. 1898 ).

Guetzkow v. Irgens, No. A21-1328, 3-4 (Minn. Ct. App. May. 2, 2022)

But wait, there's more:

510.07 SALE OR REMOVAL PERMITTED; INSURANCE PROCEEDS; NOTICE.
...The owner may remove therefrom without affecting such exemption, if the owner does not thereby abandon the same as the place of abode. If the owner shall cease to occupy such homestead for more than six consecutive months the owner shall be deemed to have abandoned the same unless, within such period, the owner shall file with the county recorder of the county in which it is situated a notice, executed, witnessed, and acknowledged as in the case of a deed, describing the premises and claiming the same as the owner's homestead...

Minn. Stat. § 510.07

So if the non-practicing lawyer truly wants an ultimate lifehack sure to stop Monty from racking up a W, it would be to hop in the Rustang and leave skidmarks on the driveway racing out to file his missing Section 510.07 notice slightly faster than whenever Monty prods Schneider into prodding his paralegal into filing Monty's missing Section 548.09, subd. 2 affidavit. My money's on Monty for no reasons other than that A) his form is already-templatized boilerplate that'd only take five minutes of a paralegal's time unlike the ad hoc drafting needed for Nick's form, and B) more importantly Nick wouldn't know work ethic if it came up and bit him in the ass. Who will win this proverbial race to the courthouse?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

After 118 days someone has put an offer on it.

Odd I wonder if they know what the inside looks like and who their neighbors would be. They're in for a shock.

I might have skipped season 3 but Fish Tank season 4 is going to be FIRE!

I wonder if Sam has enough money to buy it. They could just have that guy come back to keep giving lectures about Nick Rekieta to everyone as he points into the distance and talks about old man Rekieta the crack addict in the woods just over the hill. So many Parables to be had.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Last year Nick whined to a gun guy and a spinning rat that he didn't get to do a Gay 90s underwear party for his birthday because they weren't doing them that year. Is he fortunate enough to attend one this year?

I hope he has a good time, since there's a high likelihood that he will either be dead or enjoying prison by his next birthday.

Timing is interesting. Two days before he pleads guilty - we assume. And almost at asking price. Wouldn't it be funny if Celeste and Bob bought it for Kayla to resolve this madness?
.....
I scrolled through Celeste's FB pics (again) tonight. This made me laugh.

The foreshadowing.
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This made me sad.
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(I'm sure some of these were posted years ago but pre-plea boredom has set in with the silence from the bunker.)

Happy Birthday in 90 min, Nick - banner year you've had!

Reminder that by not posting the faces and blaring out the names of Nick's children, that means you don't care about them and have no right to be offended that their parents are negligent drug addicts who like showing off their creepy cuckold sex lives.

 

[Vect]

Is this the house with the rust-soaked bathroom in it?

 

[Edward Teach]

Is this the house with the rust-soaked bathroom in it?

yup

 

[stupid frog]

Happy birthday Nick : ) : ) : )