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[Sean Andalou]

To V or not to V?

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I was talking with my mom about my transition plans and she asked if I wanted to get bottom surgery. I thought about it for a sec and I dont really know? Like, I like the idea of not having to prep for sex. Sounds fun! But at the same time, I dont HATE my penis. I know that different people have different transition goals, but is it weird that I dont really want a vagina? Does this make me "less trans" than those who do want bottom surgery? Idk I just want yalls opinions. Thanks!

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[Izdaja Slika]

One of the biggest things that trannies and NB wannabe's have ruined for us the "singular they." We've been using it for 800 goddamn years and now if someone uses it, people think you're a tranny loving nigger.

I mean, that on top of everything else they've ruined.

Singular 'they' had its purpose, and it came easily and naturally to native English speakers for a hypothetical person whose sex is not relevant or an actual person whose sex is unknown. "Someone has left their mobile phone on the bus".

The other day, somebody had to explain to me who "G-Flip" was. He used 'they'. This of course now triggered my radar. Does he mean an individual person with the mental illness of enbyism, or is G-Flip a band?

I looked it up. G-Flip is a woman. But my colleague has been well-trained in his pronouns. He didn't even flinch saying 'they'.

 

[Positron]

the idea of not having to prep for sex. Sounds fun!

What does that even mean?

 

[Eugene Tooms]

Like, I like the idea of not having to prep for sex.

I’m afraid to even ask.

 

[Vampirella]

What does that even mean?

I think he's talking about having to prep to have butt sex, and that's funny because if he gets the chop he'll have to prep even more if he can have sex at all.

 

[Narinder]

What does that even mean?

You see, the vagina does a thing where it generates fluids for natural lubrication. This retard thinks his inverted necro penis hole is going to make those same fluids.

 

[Potato Burrito]

 

[monstrous bubo]

To V or not to V?

It is not weird that he doesn’t want a vagina. It is weird that he won’t accept he is a gay man.

You see, the vagina does a thing where it generates fluids for natural lubrication. This retard thinks his inverted necro penis hole is going to make those same fluids.

I think he’s referring either to Prep the anti HIV pill or also cleaning out his arsehole. Or both. The lube is just applied at the time so no prep required.

 

[F-14 Tomcat]

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That is the gnarliest tranny hairline I've seen in a while holy fuck

 

[Got Milk!]

I only knew one guy under 5 foot and he was a legit midget that was like 4 something. Where are they finding all these men under 5 foot.

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[Misogenes]

Singular 'they' had its purpose, and it came easily and naturally to native English speakers for a hypothetical person whose sex is not relevant or an actual person whose sex is unknown. "Someone has left their mobile phone on the bus".

The other day, somebody had to explain to me who "G-Flip" was. He used 'they'. This of course now triggered my radar. Does he mean an individual person with the mental illness of enbyism, or is G-Flip a band?

I looked it up. G-Flip is a woman. But my colleague has been well-trained in his pronouns. He didn't even flinch saying 'they'.

I used to be down with third-person-singular "they," until I suffered through reading a story that used it for an enby character. Turns out it's a miserable experience, and now I've brought "he or she" back into my lexicon out of spite.

Drives me nuts when the younguns use singular they for people I know they know the sex of.

Zoomer: "Did you hear about OnlineUsername? They had a lovely date last night."
Me: "Yes, I'm aware that he is a massive faggot and was looking to hook up on Grindr. Did the two of them go for steaks or that other place? I heard the Caesar salad is good at the latter."

 

[Kermit the Impaler]

Tilda Swinton was always a skinny, fae-like woman with high cheek bones but before she was cast as Gabriel in Constantine, I don't think anyone considered her particularly androgynous or breaking gender norms and I think she's only actually been cast as men twice, the second being in Doctor Strange (and for that role she was met with criticism because she's not asian).

This kind of sounds like you haven't heard of Orlando. Are you talking about Tilda Swinton and androgyny without being aware of Orlando? Or am I just missing the joke?

 

[Ms. Dia Gnosis]

Drives me nuts when the younguns use singular they for people I know they know the sex of.

I've noticed the same tendency in both modern games and just zoomers in general and it drives me up the wall. To give an example, Honkai Star Rail does this same thing. When MC first wakes up, the characters who find him/her say something like "oh, they woke up" and then immediately default to the pronouns of whichever gender mc you're using. They do this several times in the story too and it absolutely ruins immersion, because there are never any doubts about MC's gender. Male MC is obviously male and female MC is obviously female but the story uses they/them at random for no reason.

 

[Five Gays]

You did this, Troons. Nobody fucking cared about you until you forced your fetish shit everywhere and demanded we worship your girldicks.
What happens next is entirely on you.

Inquisitor, with all respect, is exerminatus the only solution?

 

[PaulBearer]

Because according to the keepers of the gender binary (unironically trannies) women don't have beards and men do, so growing a beard as a woman while still presenting with other feminine features = breaking the binary, thus non-binary.
There used to be a point where androgyny was a bold way to express yourself. A man like David Bowie and a woman like Tilda Swinton are both considered androgynous, the key difference is David Bowie broke gender norms by dressing like an eccentric faggot while also being straight. Tilda Swinton was always a skinny, fae-like woman with high cheek bones but before she was cast as Gabriel in Constantine, I don't think anyone considered her particularly androgynous or breaking gender norms and I think she's only actually been cast as men twice, the second being in Doctor Strange (and for that role she was met with criticism because she's not asian).

But that's not what enbies want. They want to be hairy, ugly women with deep voices because it's a different kind of androgyny that only other TQ+ people find attractive.

Oh there's another one, she plays a dude in Suspiria (2018 ) too, it's not very convincing, well I made her straight away my girl was fooled for the duration.

 

[Cuckoman]

I've noticed the same tendency in both modern games and just zoomers in general and it drives me up the wall. To give an example, Honkai Star Rail does this same thing. When MC first wakes up, the characters who find him/her say something like "oh, they woke up" and then immediately default to the pronouns of whichever gender mc you're using. They do this several times in the story too and it absolutely ruins immersion, because there are never any doubts about MC's gender. Male MC is obviously male and female MC is obviously female but the story uses they/them at random for no reason.

Stay strong. I will not be long now.

This shit ends when all localization is replaced by AI. Faster, cheaper and more accurate.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Are you talking about Tilda Swinton and androgyny without being aware of Orlando?

Interesting aside, from Ebert's contemporary (1993) review of Orlando:

Orlando, the omnisexual hero-heroine of the story, is played throughout by Tilda Swinton, who is definitely a woman and not particularly androgynous; her obvious femininity is explained in an early scene by a reference to the male fops and dandies of Elizabeth’s reign, who in their fashions and vanities outdid their women. ​

I don't know that I'd agree with Swinton not being androgynous, myself, but I didn't win a Pulitzer for film criticism.

A man like David Bowie and a woman like Tilda Swinton are both considered androgynous

The true secret of ideal androgyny is that they aren't fat.

There are a few ana-chan pooners, but for most of the loudly-agender bearded ladies, if they could have gotten to a David Bowie BMI they wouldn't have reached for the testosterone in the first place.

 

[Misogenes]

I've noticed the same tendency in both modern games and just zoomers in general and it drives me up the wall.

Spoiler: Bit OT ramble about a game I play too much.

This happens in the MMO I play, though to be fair it's a bit older now and it's made of very tangled spaghetti code. I don't know much about the programming side of vidya games, but I imagine it could be difficult to adjust dialogue to differentiate between male and female characters, especially when you have the option to change sex in-game using cosmetic character reroll items, not to mention recording even more voice lines. Hell, you're never even called by name outside of static dialogue boxes where <insert character name> code can be easily used, you have a default set of titles you're called instead.

Even knowing that the game is probably limited by technical things, the use of singular-they stands out in an unpleasant way. At least the writers seem to try to avoid it when they can lately. But I digress.

I'm guilty of intentionally using singular-they to obfuscate particulars about my life, back when I actually unironically was using Tumblr and other sites from that era, but I don't think that's why kids these days use it. Maybe I'll ask the younger relatives, see if they (plural, mixed company) even notice they do it.

 

[Peaches Demure]

Interesting aside, from Ebert's contemporary (1993) review of Orlando:

Orlando, the omnisexual hero-heroine of the story, is played throughout by Tilda Swinton, who is definitely a woman and not particularly androgynous; her obvious femininity is explained in an early scene by a reference to the male fops and dandies of Elizabeth’s reign, who in their fashions and vanities outdid their women. ​

I don't know that I'd agree with Swinton not being androgynous, myself, but I didn't win a Pulitzer for film criticism.

The true secret of ideal androgyny is that they aren't fat.

There are a few ana-chan pooners, but for most of the loudly-agender bearded ladies, if they could have gotten to a David Bowie BMI they wouldn't have reached for the testosterone in the first place.

Also, David Bowie, while obviously flamboyant, always retained a sense great of style, hence his transition from his 60's and 70's "glitter punk" Ziggy Stardust persona to sharply cut suits in the 80's, because Bowie realized that he would look absolutely ridiculous doing the former when pushing 40.

 

[Cuckoman]

Also, David Bowie, while obviously flamboyant, always retained a sense great of style, hence his transition from his 60's and 70's "glitter punk" Ziggy Stardust persona to sharply cut suits in the 80's, because Bowie realized that he would look absolutely ridiculous doing the former when pushing 40.

A big difference is also that for Bowie it was not a gender he identified with or the totality of his personality. It was just a costume for the stage performance at a certain period in his musical career.
Just like Gene Simmons weren't really considering his makeup a special gender. It was just a costume for the persona on stage.