Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

[WelperHelper99]

i had like 3 monsters today cuz ngl they are amazing i need to get more later tomorrow or something monster is yum y

That is bad for your heart and bad for your liver. Stop.

 

[User 190298]

That is bad for your heart and bad for your liver. Stop.

let me enjoy them omfg

 

[DickMain]

That is bad for your heart and bad for your liver. Stop.

Yeah, I had started developing some issues with about 4~500mg a day regularly at my old job.

let me enjoy them omfg

You can, just try to taper off a little so your heart doesn't explode is all. Regular, healthy sleep is also one of the most important things for your body.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

let me enjoy them omfg

Zoey, I've known of a guy who went blind because of diabetes, and that's not the worst that can happen. It's literally no joke

 

[User 190298]

Zoey, I've known of a guy who went blind because of diabetes, and that's not the worst that can happen. It's literally no joke

im gonna be dead before that happens anyways soo

 

[DickMain]

im gonna be dead before that happens anyways soo

Don't think like that, please.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

im gonna be dead before that happens anyways soo

You said that you were supossed to be dead by now and you are still here, so big doubts on that one

 

[WelperHelper99]

let me enjoy them omfg

There's once and a while as a treat and then there's becoming a paypig for Monster who counts on you constantly buying a 8 pack to make a profit. I stopped drinking soda for my health and because of that gacha whale mentality. Don't fall into that trap Zoey

 

[User 190298]

Don't think like that, please.

i mean its true sooo

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Alright, context for anyone who isn't a thread regular

those were edited on by @Schizoid Wife aka @Toji Suzuhara

Zoey believes, for whatever reason, that Toji and I are the same person, and that we are supposedly her ex girlfriend. I do not have the time to compile everything here, but she stalks this supposed ex and others who are associated with them. She is, unironically, a stalker child.

if you ever talk to my mom which i know you didnt because i would be getting spammed with angry calls i will actually fucking strangle you

Most of us thread regulars agree that her mother was, at best, not paying enough attention to prevent her from becoming... This. If you're wondering where her father is, he's allegedly dead.

 

[DickMain]

i mean its true sooo

You have too much life left ahead of you to be thinking that way.

 

[Racist Parrot]

im gonna be dead before that happens anyways soo

We were having a good time with cats Zoey, don't be like that. I thought I'd be dead by 30 but I'm still here. You just need to stop hanging around negative spaces online. It's not going to help anything.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Zoey believes, for whatever reason, that Toji and I are the same person, and that we are supposedly her ex girlfriend. I do not have the time to compile everything here, but she stalks this supposed ex and others who are associated with them. She is, unironically, a stalker child.

Toji is a guy. Ive worked with him enough on threads to figure out that much.

 

[DickMain]

We were having a good time with cats Zoey, don't be like that. I thought I'd be dead by 30 but I'm still here. You just need to stop hanging around negative spaces online. It's not going to help anything.

I used to say the same thing, specifically by thirty as well. I'm past that now and can't believe I ever used to think that way.

 

[NegaBoogie1488]

if she lives in Florida, why doesn’t she work at Publix?

Get that paper and those chicken tender subs without selling your body on a street.

Also go to bed.

 

[Nameless One]

i mean its true sooo

A vital family member of mine is allegedly dead and I may be a fuckup sometimes but that mindset will only poison you. It can't rain all the time.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

if she lives in Florida, while doesn’t she work at Publix?

Get that paper and those chicken tender subs without selling your body on a street.

Also go to bed.

Does Publix hire middle school droupouts? If not, then she has no chance

 

[User 190298]

i do NOT NEED SLEEP

 

[Nameless One]

Toji is a guy. Ive worked with him enough on threads to figure out that much.

There is no woman on the planet that know what Despera is.

 

[NegaBoogie1488]

Does Publix hire middle school droupouts? If not, then she has no chance

They hire people starting at 14, Florida believes in child labor so Zoe can easily get a job there.