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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 331 31.8%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 527 50.6%
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The target demographic ends up thinking all women are like that and then you get an army of Jons and Jimmys running around.

Sam and to a lesser extent Charles and Nick are tapping into the internet daddy market with their advice podcasts/streams.
Thot/golddigger videos are big business on YouTube, and a lot of them are staged.

There's one particular channel that does the same video over and over. The guy is relatively well-dressed in wigger-style clothes, standing next to an economy car. An overly-made up whore in scanty clothes just so happens to walk down the street right where he's filming, so he hits on her. She shoots him down in a very insulting way, and specifically mentions the car he's standing by as not good enough for someone she would date. He pretends to accept the L, then pulls out his keys and walks to a luxury car parked nearby and opens the door. Suddenly she's interested, because of the car. He puts her down in an equally insulting way. End video.

These videos are all shot in Las Vegas, and guess what they have in Las Vegas? A place where you can rent luxury cars, and an endless supply of thots.

There's a similar one that's supposed to be about first dates that almost always takes place in restaurants. The that in question commits some over-the-top faux pas or runs up the bill ordering extra food for family members or her children by another man, or she invites other friends on the date without asking. The man confronts her, creating a scene, and ends up storming out without paying the bill. You can tell these are fake by the bad quality of the acting, and the fact that the restaurant doesn't throw them out for the scene they're making.

People just eat this fake shit up for some reason, maybe because it reflects what they already believe back at them.
 
Mizzy is on the whatever podcast right now.
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Show's kinda boring right now. 4.44 million subscribers though, pretty big for Mizzy.

BinxsKnight kek
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Mizzy looks like the only non whore there
which with my very little knowledge of this podcast is probably true
Mizzy is dressed like half the girls there and spent 4 weeks not wearing pants on a live-stream thirsting over Sam and half of production lmao. She's from LA and had someone produce her music for "free". She probably fits in with those girls more than people want to believe.
 
Mizzy is dressed like half the girls there and spent 4 weeks not wearing pants on a live-stream thirsting over Sam and half of production lmao. She's from LA and had someone produce her music for "free". She probably fits in with those girls more than people want to believe.
She is just basic, these are actual degenerate dumb whores.
 
I wish cringe was a terminal condition, we wouldn't have to worry about BinxsKnight much longer.

I wonder if it's actually BinxsKnight and not just people memeing. He hasn't posted to Mizzy or Binx's discord since 12/11, and dude was hyperactive before then (2000+ messages in under a month). His last activity was getting clowned by someone named Mizzysknight about being a simp whale, crossposting some "Life is Mizzy" shit to both servers at about the same time, going dark immediately after, and not posting since.

What's interesting is that the Life is Mizzy/going dark shit happened about an hour after the BongZaRippa DMs got noticed. I'm 99% sure he's not Bong (Bong is absolutely retarded and writes like a 3rd grader), but maybe the Bong shit scared him, idk.
 
I only watched whatever for an hour yesterday, it was kinda boring so I shut it off. I know that show does well with short clips. I was thinking about having it on in the background today but holy fuck they went on forever:
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Mizzy is in the thumbnail which is interesting. When I was watching there were about 7k-8k live viewers, which is a bit less than Fishtank, but there's also probably not a lot of audience crossover so good exposure for Mizzy. Mizzy explicitly says she's 29 in the introductions segment, confirming our suspicions.
 
They probably would've gotten more viewers and TTS if they had Burt on. Not just on account of his fishtank fame but chicks like gay guys and his autism and personality are far more alluring than 10 totally generic streamer/influencer chicks plug the 2 faggot (non gay) hosts.
 
Mizzy explicitly says she's 29 in the introductions segment, confirming our suspicions.
did she lie about her age? i dont even remember

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She didn't lie, but it was an running joke that was mentioned by someone at least once a day that she wouldn't reveal her age, only that she was under 30.
okay, that's actually really funny.
i dont know how i missed that
 
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Thot/golddigger videos are big business on YouTube, and a lot of them are staged.

There's one particular channel that does the same video over and over. The guy is relatively well-dressed in wigger-style clothes, standing next to an economy car. An overly-made up whore in scanty clothes just so happens to walk down the street right where he's filming, so he hits on her. She shoots him down in a very insulting way, and specifically mentions the car he's standing by as not good enough for someone she would date. He pretends to accept the L, then pulls out his keys and walks to a luxury car parked nearby and opens the door. Suddenly she's interested, because of the car. He puts her down in an equally insulting way. End video.
Fake Youtube pranks never died, the content just mutated into staged redpill podcasts and videos.
There's a similar one that's supposed to be about first dates that almost always takes place in restaurants. The that in question commits some over-the-top faux pas or runs up the bill ordering extra food for family members or her children by another man, or she invites other friends on the date without asking. The man confronts her, creating a scene, and ends up storming out without paying the bill. You can tell these are fake by the bad quality of the acting, and the fact that the restaurant doesn't throw them out for the scene they're making.

People just eat this fake shit up for some reason, maybe because it reflects what they already believe back at them.
Shit like this is validation porn for men who have had the standard male dating app experience or a few bad dates.
 
did she lie about her age? i dont even remember

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okay, that's actually really funny.
i dont know how i missed that
They all were, Alexis was saying that she was like 27 and so was Alex B, Binx is 22 or something. And they all knew it about each other. I think Burt and Payton were the only one honest ones.

At one point Nifty asks Mizzy how old she is and Mizzy is waffling a bit like 'Oh, I dont know.' And eventually she goes something like 'Mentally Im 23' or whatever number and within a half second, Ben opens the door and deadpan says, 'Mizzy youre 29' then shuts the door and walks away.

I guess its not super funny but its one of those good moments where they get the timing and delivery just right and you know they had someone hustling up from the basement to get there in time.
 
It's day 5 of the aquarium stream, Riptide and Bubble are still swimming. Current endorcements numbers:
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i, too, am a bubble bro
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Burt did the Stacy’s mom song on stage, can someone please archive this video I’m phone fagging
@KingFrampt , here it is.


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