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He was also a CSA Victim himself.
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You'd have to be borderline retarded to read Lolita and not realize the main character is supposed to be a piece of shit. But I wouldn't be surprised if people were writing fics based on/patterned after it without having read it... maybe just basing it off of cultural osmosis vis a vis the aesthetics of the Kubrick adaptation. (Which I've never seen myself, but didn't Dolores get aged up and was more "jailbait" than "sex trafficking victim"?)
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In later adaptations, yes. But no matter how you put it and say that Nobolv isn't a creep. People insist he's to blame to writing a story about a man who is sexually interested in a 12 year old.
I'm fine with exploring dark topics as long as you denounce it in your work (The way to go is to show that [BAD TOPIC] is bad). SholiFags don't seem to care about it being morally wrong as they are interested in jerking it.
Remember: Its a gateway to Pedophilla as Zoophilla is to Pedophilla.
I remember a lot of retard wars involving Tumblrina Proshippers and Normies getting mad at each other when it's best to ignore and mock them. These types of genetic failures are best put in a zoo and forever studied.
Edit: There's also a Tag on A03 called "Inspired By Lolita" so go ahead and have a look at a goldmine. With a book as infamous as Lolita you'd have some autists or pedophiles in the making mistaking the book for being pro-loli and shit.
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From the same author that brought you the Totally Gay sex magazine starring a trans man, comes a T4T pseudo lesbian fic. The author dedicates it to the mother of a commentator who left transphobic comments, because everyone knows pooners with a 1-2 inch roid clit and weighing 250 lbs smelling of microwaved hotdogs are scoring with everyone's mothers.
While it is true testosterone increases libido, pooners do not have the same sex drive as men. Eventually, as those who visit the SRS thread know (or the Pooner Zoo), testosterone dries up all those lady bits and increases pelvic pain. This author also admitted to using estrogen suppositories to prevent her own vaginal atrophy, so make use of that as you will.
Can't even spell 'Kiramman' right, for shame.
You have an en suite bathroom on one corner yet teeny tiny bunks on the other? Man, you should've paid up more, especially if the ship is large, as evidenced by the paragraph below:
> The ship is huge
> Has a top bunk and a spare room
> The room they have is tiny
> ???
A minor detail, but something I tend to notice in stuff like this.
> Size reference against larger prototypes
Aren't you big enough because you're a True and Honest Man?
There is no homophobia in Runeterra, so they'd have no issue calling them gay lovers. What they should be focusing on is how they're actually a lesbian couple pretending to be men.
> Never paid attention to the organic world
> Was fascinated by Rio as a child
> Would have had to study anatomy to make his augments better suited for humans
> Since he's trans, would have done all the research necessary to get the tit chop
Can't even retain a logical train of thought in a True and Honest Gay Man story, sad!
> Loving hand of an inventor rather than an artist
...Inventors are artists. They might be crude at first but once they perfect their craft they are absolutely artists. What kind of 'deep and thoughtful' sentence is this?
"Draw me like one of your True and Honest French Gay Men"
Ah yes, those flattened pecs with the weird nipples that are so prevalent on pooners. Sexy! Man pecs will always be superior, because male chests are just (literally) built different.
How much hair does Jayce have on his thighs? Is he covered like a Sasquatch? He should star on Mountain Monsters.
> You're hard
While the clit does get engorged during arousal, comparing it to the stiffness of a penis is misleading, but it is deliberate because pooners hate referring to their female genitalia as, well, female genitalia. To them, male genitalia is innately superior and cannot be sexualized (?) so that's why they use it.
> Cock
Size of a pen cap. Pinch your fingers together to 1-2 inches, and that's it.
> Dick twitch
How? Your roid clit is barely out of its clitoral hood. You can barely see it.
> Slow thinking, lumbering beast
Well you got that part right. Even if Jayce was a woman, 6'2 women are not as heavy as 6'2 men are, so this just makes me think Jayce is fat. If you've ever seen a pooner get knocked over by a real man, they keel over like the Pillsbury dough boy. It's actually pretty hilarious.
> Bobbing up and down
With what material? Again, this is roid clit that is smaller than your average chicken drumstick. How are you 'bobbing' on something that you can fit entirely inside your mouth? I will never get why pooners do this, but it makes me roll my eyes every time. You do not have male genitalia. Stop pretending that your roid clit that manages to be smaller than an Indian man's dick is an actual dick.
> Feels his nose at the base of his cock
So...not very far then. He just had to press his face to your crotch.
> His tongue isn't long
> Presses into Jayce's hole
> Over the sensitive walls of Jayce's hole
So I guess it is pretty long, then.
> Dick catching on Viktor's nose
Not that hard, considering his face is literally plastered against your Man Bear pubes.
How are you hollowing your cheeks around something that is smaller than a gas station lollipop? There's more girth in a frog leg.
Indeed, I'd be asking what the fuck this was, too. It's lesbian sex masquerading as gay sex, where roid clits are written as True and Honest cocks; where cheeks are hollowed over something so small you have a greater time trying to deepthroat a freeze pop. And to answer that question: no, it isn't better to live in limbo. It's always better to know the truth.
> Rolled between three fingers
Goddamn that's tiny. But oh no, pretend that it's still smokin' hot gay sex, even when any gay man would burst into hysterics at that size. They are not called size queens for nothing.
Hopefully the bunks are bigger despite you having another room with a top bunk and an en suite bathroom. Maybe you can have gender affirming gay sex in the hot tub next time!
That's right: going right into the pedophilic Catholic priest shit with a TEN YEAR OLD BOY. Someone sat down and thought this was a normal thing to write. At least the shit I post ITT are GROWN ADULTS.
Another anon posts underage shit, this time with a 13 year old:
'Omorashi' is a Japanese term for holding in your piss until you eventually release it, and the 'pleasure' of releasing said piss.
This one talks about a custody battle:
Fat boys rise up:
And you know the guy who shot the Healthcare CEO? Someone made a fic on that:
While it is true testosterone increases libido, pooners do not have the same sex drive as men. Eventually, as those who visit the SRS thread know (or the Pooner Zoo), testosterone dries up all those lady bits and increases pelvic pain. This author also admitted to using estrogen suppositories to prevent her own vaginal atrophy, so make use of that as you will.
Can't even spell 'Kiramman' right, for shame.
You have an en suite bathroom on one corner yet teeny tiny bunks on the other? Man, you should've paid up more, especially if the ship is large, as evidenced by the paragraph below:
> The ship is huge
> Has a top bunk and a spare room
> The room they have is tiny
> ???
A minor detail, but something I tend to notice in stuff like this.
> Size reference against larger prototypes
Aren't you big enough because you're a True and Honest Man?
There is no homophobia in Runeterra, so they'd have no issue calling them gay lovers. What they should be focusing on is how they're actually a lesbian couple pretending to be men.
> Never paid attention to the organic world
> Was fascinated by Rio as a child
> Would have had to study anatomy to make his augments better suited for humans
> Since he's trans, would have done all the research necessary to get the tit chop
Can't even retain a logical train of thought in a True and Honest Gay Man story, sad!
> Loving hand of an inventor rather than an artist
...Inventors are artists. They might be crude at first but once they perfect their craft they are absolutely artists. What kind of 'deep and thoughtful' sentence is this?
"Draw me like one of your True and Honest French Gay Men"
Ah yes, those flattened pecs with the weird nipples that are so prevalent on pooners. Sexy! Man pecs will always be superior, because male chests are just (literally) built different.
How much hair does Jayce have on his thighs? Is he covered like a Sasquatch? He should star on Mountain Monsters.
> You're hard
While the clit does get engorged during arousal, comparing it to the stiffness of a penis is misleading, but it is deliberate because pooners hate referring to their female genitalia as, well, female genitalia. To them, male genitalia is innately superior and cannot be sexualized (?) so that's why they use it.
> Cock
Size of a pen cap. Pinch your fingers together to 1-2 inches, and that's it.
> Dick twitch
How? Your roid clit is barely out of its clitoral hood. You can barely see it.
> Slow thinking, lumbering beast
Well you got that part right. Even if Jayce was a woman, 6'2 women are not as heavy as 6'2 men are, so this just makes me think Jayce is fat. If you've ever seen a pooner get knocked over by a real man, they keel over like the Pillsbury dough boy. It's actually pretty hilarious.
> Bobbing up and down
With what material? Again, this is roid clit that is smaller than your average chicken drumstick. How are you 'bobbing' on something that you can fit entirely inside your mouth? I will never get why pooners do this, but it makes me roll my eyes every time. You do not have male genitalia. Stop pretending that your roid clit that manages to be smaller than an Indian man's dick is an actual dick.
> Feels his nose at the base of his cock
So...not very far then. He just had to press his face to your crotch.
> His tongue isn't long
> Presses into Jayce's hole
> Over the sensitive walls of Jayce's hole
So I guess it is pretty long, then.
> Dick catching on Viktor's nose
Not that hard, considering his face is literally plastered against your Man Bear pubes.
How are you hollowing your cheeks around something that is smaller than a gas station lollipop? There's more girth in a frog leg.
Indeed, I'd be asking what the fuck this was, too. It's lesbian sex masquerading as gay sex, where roid clits are written as True and Honest cocks; where cheeks are hollowed over something so small you have a greater time trying to deepthroat a freeze pop. And to answer that question: no, it isn't better to live in limbo. It's always better to know the truth.
> Rolled between three fingers
Goddamn that's tiny. But oh no, pretend that it's still smokin' hot gay sex, even when any gay man would burst into hysterics at that size. They are not called size queens for nothing.
Hopefully the bunks are bigger despite you having another room with a top bunk and an en suite bathroom. Maybe you can have gender affirming gay sex in the hot tub next time!
This has actually gotten worse. Here are a few summaries I found, comments moderated of course because the author wouldn't like to be called a pedo, mind you:
That's right: going right into the pedophilic Catholic priest shit with a TEN YEAR OLD BOY. Someone sat down and thought this was a normal thing to write. At least the shit I post ITT are GROWN ADULTS.
Another anon posts underage shit, this time with a 13 year old:
'Omorashi' is a Japanese term for holding in your piss until you eventually release it, and the 'pleasure' of releasing said piss.
This one talks about a custody battle:
Fat boys rise up:
And you know the guy who shot the Healthcare CEO? Someone made a fic on that:
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...kinda feel like writing a fic about an actual murderer to explicitly endorse his actions might be violating TOS in some way. Honestly it might be kinda funny to do some digging and report that fic. (not advocating for it tho I hate weens as much as anybody)
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Then again, everyone has the same opinions. All over the internet people are celebrating while people who dare go against it are being dunked on. r/youtubedrama is having a field day with all the people who are being dunked on for having another opinion.
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Short post before I dive into some longer fics. This one isn't tagged as being a trans fic, but the male characters have vaginas for some reason.
> He might not share the same anatomy as this world's Jayce
I'm just curious on how they even managed to get vaginas to begin with, especially as this is not tagged as a trans fic. They're biological males with vaginas? Huh?
> Waist so thin Jayce's hands nearly touch
Okay that is just ridiculous. Viktor is thin because he is sick, and Jayce's hands are not THAT big to do that. Way to diminish him as the small and powerless man who can't do anything in the face of cock.
> Buries himself deep into the tightest little cunt
Nice.
> Feeding cock to his ravenous pussy
I've heard 'wet like a furnace' and 'wet as a waterslide' and now this is the second time I've read 'ravenous pussy'. Makes me think of seagulls going after French fries, or a Pacman game. Nom nom.
The sex dialogue did make me laugh, though. Is it the beginning of a Disturbed song?
> Vigorously plowed
I've read lots of smut, but when I read descriptions of this it cheapens the material for me. Yes, you're pounding that pussy...but I ain't feeling it. Especially with that stuttering John dialogue.
Viktor's hands are not that much smaller than Jayce's hands. This is your local trivia speaking.
> Drenched in shimmer-like sperm
So...it's gonna look like squid ink? Ew.
> You must destroy Hextech after we fuck you
That's...something to go by. "Yeah you need to destroy your dream of inventive technology because it's automatically bad and you don't need to improve it to make it safer or realize it's just the Hexcore that's bad it's just magitech because hurr technology bad!" is not a good argument, be it here or in the show. It's just cheap, and besides, it just goes to another family anyways.
> Jayce prefers the stronger, better version of him
Or since you both have pussies, he really just craved the dick - the substitute Viktor doesn't have. Funny how that works.
> I slept with him because he is you, too
Nah, you did it because he had an actual dick while the both of you have vaginas. Really not helping the allegations that lesbians really do like dick in the end.
> Newfound goal of getting fucked by a vibrating cock
See what I mean? They're supposed to be actual men in this, yet they prefer their counterparts with penises...what does the author mean by that?
Yeah, writing on a piece of paper on someone's back doesn't work. And what are you going to fuck him with? That pen to push in that squid ink? Gross.
This one is short. Trans porn written by a trans man - could you guess?
That's not something Viktor would forget, but that is something Jayce would forget because he does get scatterbrained sometimes. Not even trans Viktor can keep a consistent characterization.
> Viktor had more experience than Jayce
Get it? Because he's a slut.
> Kept Jayce's dick inside his mouth, sliding off the other with his mouth
Eh, what? Does he have his dick in his mouth or what?
and no matter how badly trans authors want to make their tank track scars look nice, they never will.
Yawn. Boring. I expected more gushing and 'wet like a waterslide' descriptions.
Yawn. Like I said, this was just a warmup until I get to longer fics.
> He might not share the same anatomy as this world's Jayce
I'm just curious on how they even managed to get vaginas to begin with, especially as this is not tagged as a trans fic. They're biological males with vaginas? Huh?
> Waist so thin Jayce's hands nearly touch
Okay that is just ridiculous. Viktor is thin because he is sick, and Jayce's hands are not THAT big to do that. Way to diminish him as the small and powerless man who can't do anything in the face of cock.
> Buries himself deep into the tightest little cunt
Nice.
> Feeding cock to his ravenous pussy
I've heard 'wet like a furnace' and 'wet as a waterslide' and now this is the second time I've read 'ravenous pussy'. Makes me think of seagulls going after French fries, or a Pacman game. Nom nom.
The sex dialogue did make me laugh, though. Is it the beginning of a Disturbed song?
> Vigorously plowed
I've read lots of smut, but when I read descriptions of this it cheapens the material for me. Yes, you're pounding that pussy...but I ain't feeling it. Especially with that stuttering John dialogue.
Viktor's hands are not that much smaller than Jayce's hands. This is your local trivia speaking.
> Drenched in shimmer-like sperm
So...it's gonna look like squid ink? Ew.
> You must destroy Hextech after we fuck you
That's...something to go by. "Yeah you need to destroy your dream of inventive technology because it's automatically bad and you don't need to improve it to make it safer or realize it's just the Hexcore that's bad it's just magitech because hurr technology bad!" is not a good argument, be it here or in the show. It's just cheap, and besides, it just goes to another family anyways.
> Jayce prefers the stronger, better version of him
Or since you both have pussies, he really just craved the dick - the substitute Viktor doesn't have. Funny how that works.
> I slept with him because he is you, too
Nah, you did it because he had an actual dick while the both of you have vaginas. Really not helping the allegations that lesbians really do like dick in the end.
> Newfound goal of getting fucked by a vibrating cock
See what I mean? They're supposed to be actual men in this, yet they prefer their counterparts with penises...what does the author mean by that?
Yeah, writing on a piece of paper on someone's back doesn't work. And what are you going to fuck him with? That pen to push in that squid ink? Gross.
This one is short. Trans porn written by a trans man - could you guess?
That's not something Viktor would forget, but that is something Jayce would forget because he does get scatterbrained sometimes. Not even trans Viktor can keep a consistent characterization.
> Viktor had more experience than Jayce
Get it? Because he's a slut.
> Kept Jayce's dick inside his mouth, sliding off the other with his mouth
Eh, what? Does he have his dick in his mouth or what?
and no matter how badly trans authors want to make their tank track scars look nice, they never will.
Yawn. Boring. I expected more gushing and 'wet like a waterslide' descriptions.
Yawn. Like I said, this was just a warmup until I get to longer fics.
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Well I'll be damned. I found a trans Viktor fic - and the first trans fic in a while - that actually has a phalloplasty/Frankendong in it. This author has some hit or miss works, but this one really drew my eye. Frankendong fics are pretty rare, and rarer in art. Almost as if they know those fleshy Coke cans aren't sexy.
What's interesting is that in the tags she's got 'Canadian housing crisis'. She's the whitest of white Quebecer from Montreal, and I guaran-fucking-tee you she's not once going to talk about how mass immigration is why we don't have housing here.
One more thing before I dive in: if none of you have visited the SRS horrors thread regarding Frankendongs, I highly suggest looking up the tales of Lamprey Dick and Elephant Dick. They're the two most infamous examples, but they'll show you what these phalloplasties actually look like.
You must have a lot of money to get two post-secondary degrees without a lot of debt. Connections pay off in your case; but yes, there is a problem with Canadian students not getting jobs while Pajeets do. I'll say this openly, this author will not. The housing market is shit because of the millions of street-shitter we are importing. You're welcome.
IRL no gay man or straight man is going to look at those RFF scars - the ones that make your forearm look like you were flayed by a Bolton - or that Frankendong and go, 'yeah, I wanna fuck that'. It's so terrifying and awful there isn't even a porn category for it. Imagine that.
I wonder why you hate it? Are you mate-guarding your wee pooner? You want that Frankendong and labial ball sac for yourself? You've got weird tastes, friendo.
Even the horniest gay man would never want to fuck a Frankendong, for reasons I'll list when these two eventually fuck. It's more horrifying than you think.
> He knows how to talk to women
Well, Viktor IS one, but now he's got nasty-ass scars on his wrists and legs, and a flesh tube that he thinks is a penis. Note: it cannot get erect on its own, you need an implant or a steel rod to make it hard. Otherwise, it literally just hangs there.
Yeah, and that's not a real cock, either. It's literally a Coke can flesh tube that cannot get erect on its own or allow the user to even KNOW it's erect. You're basically gluing a sausage on top of the pubis mons; it isn't even in the same place as a natal penis would be.
This dialogue sucks ass - which is something Jayce later does to Viktor, btw.
BTW, those RFF scars and the thigh scars pooners get from bottom surgery are gnarly as fuck. They look like a human flaying, and the rot dog that hangs from their midsection is, again, either in the wrong place or is too big to even be used. Seeing it in a fanfic really raises eyebrows because I doubt this author even KNOWS what they look like IRL. It ain't sexy, homie.
Which leads to the question: how is it going to be used? The rot dog has no feeling, no proper nerves, and there is no blood flow that makes it properly erect. It literally just hangs there.
Also, lmao. The True and Honest Man has kitty pajamas.
You ARE stupid, Jayce. For thinking that Coke can flesh tube is in any way comparable to the real thing.
> How could he be so dumb?
> Jayce always knew he had an inkling he might not be straight
Well, you are fucking a female who cut off bits of flesh to get a pseudo-penis crafted that she can fuck people with, that never gets hard and where the 'cum' is usually just leftover urine because they can't empty their bladders all the way. Yeah.
> I needed to shit
Well at least your anus will be empty for Coke can dick here.
Yeah, I'm sure even bi guys want to fuck a flesh tube. There's a reason why pooners with their natal vaginas intact get more jobs than ones who go the full Frankendong route.
Can't even spell Heimerdinger's name right, lmao.
Fastest way to go blind, retard. You can tell this author hasn't worked around machines in her life.
> I wanna be the one fucking you
> I want to suck your dick
I mean, good luck? It's literally just a flesh tube. Later, Viktor tells him not to 'mind the scars', aka the huge stitches that have to be placed to sew this Coke can together.
It's also a lie to say that it's 'now hard' - Frankendongs do not get erect on their own. They have to be inflated.
> hard under his fingertips
Literally incapable of getting hard
> Wet at the tip
Hint: that's not cum. That's usually urine. Because of the urethral lengthening, they often have trouble emptying their bladders. My man is drinking pooner piss.
> This is his first time holding another man's cock
You're holding another 'man's' arm flesh tube, my dude.
Again, that's not cum, and Jayce is not a 'cock slut', he's a 'inflatable flesh tube slut'. Which sounds a lot like 'wacky wavy inflatable tube man'.
This sex dialogue makes me laugh. That hasn't changed, I see. She had this style two years ago, btw.
Notice the use of the word 'dribble' here. It's not 'spurt' or 'release', the normal terms you'd use for a normal male dick. It's literally piss dribble because the clit in this case was basically cut over (if not out) and the vagina sewn shut. I don't know where this orgasm would even come from since the one source responsible for female pleasure was deliberately taken out.
Ah, now we get the perspective of the actual dick holder. Note how the language changes again.
If it was just the blowjob scene, I wouldn't have minded it. But holy hell the Frankendong thing is something else. Rack this up to the first time it's been used in a fanfic.
God, imagine kissing someone with pooner piss on your mouth. Disgusting.
> Be a pooner
> You base your sex life around fucking strangers
> They someone love your lifeless flesh tube you call a cock
> It's so bad that IRL there isn't even a porn niche for it
> Pretend it's just like the real thing
Oh, and those 'balls' of his? Leftover labial skin. It's not a real ball sac, either.
Why are you curving your fingers upwards? There is no prostate there, because Viktor is female. Males have a prostate. and that sex dialogue is NOT 'fucking incredible', fffffuck.
And sorry, I cannot take this anal scene seriously with that flesh tube flopping around like it's a piece of Pillsbury dough. it both creeps me out and makes me snort. More of the latter, though.
What orgasm? You have no clitoris. The nerves hooking up to that Frankendong are dead and don't work. Pooners who actually have one don't even fucking know when they're penetrating their partner because of the nonexistent nerves. It doesn't get hard on it own. It's a weird, slapped together flesh tube that no man or woman on earth wants - not even an Indian! Just...eugh.
If you were a man you wouldn't have cared; gay men a la circuit queens can fuck through dozens of guys on a single night out and not give a shit. But none of them would ever touch a Frankendong.
You are literally fucking and sucking a lifeless flesh tube made out of flayed arm skin and thigh grafts, that is placed in the wrong position on the pubic bone and is physically incapable of feeling any sensation to the point pooners don't even know if they are fucking their partners or not. Again, look at the tale of Lamprey Dick or Elephant Dick, and see for yourself what this actually entails. This fanfic pretties it up IMMENSELY. The real thing is actually fucking horrifying. Sad thing is, no one but Kiwis are going to know the truth - because people reading this assume those flesh tubes are just like the real thing. They've never seen the real thing - not even FTM porn has it in them. Imagine being so fucking awful there's little to no goddamn porn made of it.
Here's one involving 'barebacking' and an implied pregnancy, because gay men need to worry about those. This one has been gaining traction recently, so let's have a look, eh?
Wait, why are summers cold in Piltover? Am I missing something here? Did we enter a 'Day After Tomorrow' scenario?
Again, why? It makes it seem you're in the middle of autumn, not summer.
Now, how are you able to grow all those flowers and vegetables when it's clearly cold enough at night to get frost? Unless you have a greenhouse, you can kiss all your horticulture goodbye.
And yes, in this world, they magically have a daughter - that they know is female, because none of that gender shit applies to kids - at least in fiction. She's not yet old enough to decide she's another gender yet (or at least the tutor hasn't decided for her).
Isn't it amazing how these people want to gaslight you into thinking that men can get pregnant, yet magically know what sex their newborn is all because a midwife took one look at their genitalia and 'assigned' them a sex? Incredible how they know. Incredible how they raise their daughter in the most gendered way possible, too.
> morning growing hotter
So which season is it? You can't decide whether the nights are so cold you need dozens of blankets, but that it gets hot in the afternoon? Sounds moodier than a Canadian spring, TBH.
> But Pa said
Get it? Jayce is Da, Viktor is Pa, because Viktor, the seahorse dad, can never be referred to as 'mother' but the midwife can be the 'midwife' and the young uterus haver is a 'daughter'.
So are you skinwalking that Jayce or not? Because I'd be freaking out if I had a daughter I never knew I had running around, getting flashbacks of a pregnancy I did not endure and a childbirth I did not have to witness. Jayce is handling this very well.
Interesting how butterflies, braids, pink and more mean this child is a girl, but Viktor giving birth doesn't mean he's female. Nice internal logic these people have.
Ah yes, the exciting thing of...childbirth, which the female of the human species is capable of and is the only one to endure. Absolutely groundbreaking. Oh wait, we're supposed to view this as miraculous because Viktor is a 'man' giving birth...that only got pregnant due to 'barebacking' AKA unprotected penis in vagina sex. AKA heterosexual sex. But not heterosexual sex because sex isn't gender and blah blah blah.
Asking the real questions. But I doubt it will be answered because this is your basic bitch Hallmark movie without the shoddy Christmas light and music. Leave it to Viktor to grow plants and flowers but do absolutely nothing to fix his leg. Just Viktor Things.
If it gets that cold at night, either invest in central heating or get a greenhouse because all I can think of is your tomatoes getting fucked by frostbite. It's the Canadian in me, what can I say?
I just love how Jayce never asks anything about how Viktor got pregnant and just rolls with him being a dad. Or if he's skinwalking another Jayce that is actually the father, which is creepy as hell and a real horror story. Who knows, just don't ask questions.
Interesting how words have meaning when we talk about midwives, but not things like 'maternity' and how the vagina is female genitalia. Also interesting how the midwife can call a newborn a girl by 'assigning' a sex but Viktor is a True and Honest Man because the author says so.
And even in this world, Viktor does nothing to cure or improve himself because that's for ableist pussies. Fuck the man who replaced his body parts with mechanical ones, that's for chuds!
That reminds me: are all these other versions of Viktor trans or is that a universal constant? Are some of them male? Do some have Frankendongs? Are they all white? C'mon, you gotta answer that, at least.
Your leg still hasn't been fixed because the plot demands you always be crippled. You cannot use your genius to try and improve yourself because that's ableist or some shit and the fat autists writing this cannot imagine Viktor ever being healthy. That's too much work.
Do all Viktors have top surgery scars or is it just this one? Is he on T, or just decided to keep the 'wet as a waterslide' pussy? I'm sure those zippertits are sensitive all to hell - if they still have nerves. Hopefully the Piltover version of Dr. Gallagher doesn't exist.
> He has seen stars form and die
Has he been wandering the Arcane for billions of years? That's quite a feat if true. He'd be the oldest being in the multiverse.
Just when I thought the dialogue and writing had been pretty solid so far. You have to describe that eraser roid clit as a cock. Pathetic.
Yes, the sentence just ends abruptly there. I have no idea what happens. Maybe more cunnilingus? Your guess is as good as mine. Their beta didn't catch it - and they didn't through proofreading.
Eh, I'll give the author points for not using the dreaded 'hole', and the smut is pretty soft in any case. It's not bad, but come on. It isn't 'barebacking', it's just regular PIV sex. That's how True and Honest Man Viktor got pregnant after all, and 'broke the universe' by doing the thing billions of other females have done.
So...is this Jayce a skinwalker or not? Is Viktor? Does the OG Jayce know he's being possessed? Is this Inception-level cucking? You decide. I do find it funny how these authors, who insist sex isn't gender and that men can get pregnant, know exactly what a boy or girl is when it comes to newborns, and proceed to deck out their child in the most gender-typical things imaginable. Why, I couldn't imagine your female child was a girl if not for the twin braids and love of butterflies! Really breaking the binary there. You couldn't have raised a theyby? For shame, for shame.
What's interesting is that in the tags she's got 'Canadian housing crisis'. She's the whitest of white Quebecer from Montreal, and I guaran-fucking-tee you she's not once going to talk about how mass immigration is why we don't have housing here.
One more thing before I dive in: if none of you have visited the SRS horrors thread regarding Frankendongs, I highly suggest looking up the tales of Lamprey Dick and Elephant Dick. They're the two most infamous examples, but they'll show you what these phalloplasties actually look like.
You must have a lot of money to get two post-secondary degrees without a lot of debt. Connections pay off in your case; but yes, there is a problem with Canadian students not getting jobs while Pajeets do. I'll say this openly, this author will not. The housing market is shit because of the millions of street-shitter we are importing. You're welcome.
IRL no gay man or straight man is going to look at those RFF scars - the ones that make your forearm look like you were flayed by a Bolton - or that Frankendong and go, 'yeah, I wanna fuck that'. It's so terrifying and awful there isn't even a porn category for it. Imagine that.
I wonder why you hate it? Are you mate-guarding your wee pooner? You want that Frankendong and labial ball sac for yourself? You've got weird tastes, friendo.
Even the horniest gay man would never want to fuck a Frankendong, for reasons I'll list when these two eventually fuck. It's more horrifying than you think.
> He knows how to talk to women
Well, Viktor IS one, but now he's got nasty-ass scars on his wrists and legs, and a flesh tube that he thinks is a penis. Note: it cannot get erect on its own, you need an implant or a steel rod to make it hard. Otherwise, it literally just hangs there.
Yeah, and that's not a real cock, either. It's literally a Coke can flesh tube that cannot get erect on its own or allow the user to even KNOW it's erect. You're basically gluing a sausage on top of the pubis mons; it isn't even in the same place as a natal penis would be.
This dialogue sucks ass - which is something Jayce later does to Viktor, btw.
BTW, those RFF scars and the thigh scars pooners get from bottom surgery are gnarly as fuck. They look like a human flaying, and the rot dog that hangs from their midsection is, again, either in the wrong place or is too big to even be used. Seeing it in a fanfic really raises eyebrows because I doubt this author even KNOWS what they look like IRL. It ain't sexy, homie.
Which leads to the question: how is it going to be used? The rot dog has no feeling, no proper nerves, and there is no blood flow that makes it properly erect. It literally just hangs there.
Also, lmao. The True and Honest Man has kitty pajamas.
You ARE stupid, Jayce. For thinking that Coke can flesh tube is in any way comparable to the real thing.
> How could he be so dumb?
> Jayce always knew he had an inkling he might not be straight
Well, you are fucking a female who cut off bits of flesh to get a pseudo-penis crafted that she can fuck people with, that never gets hard and where the 'cum' is usually just leftover urine because they can't empty their bladders all the way. Yeah.
> I needed to shit
Well at least your anus will be empty for Coke can dick here.
Yeah, I'm sure even bi guys want to fuck a flesh tube. There's a reason why pooners with their natal vaginas intact get more jobs than ones who go the full Frankendong route.
Can't even spell Heimerdinger's name right, lmao.
Fastest way to go blind, retard. You can tell this author hasn't worked around machines in her life.
> I wanna be the one fucking you
> I want to suck your dick
I mean, good luck? It's literally just a flesh tube. Later, Viktor tells him not to 'mind the scars', aka the huge stitches that have to be placed to sew this Coke can together.
It's also a lie to say that it's 'now hard' - Frankendongs do not get erect on their own. They have to be inflated.
> hard under his fingertips
Literally incapable of getting hard
> Wet at the tip
Hint: that's not cum. That's usually urine. Because of the urethral lengthening, they often have trouble emptying their bladders. My man is drinking pooner piss.
> This is his first time holding another man's cock
You're holding another 'man's' arm flesh tube, my dude.
Again, that's not cum, and Jayce is not a 'cock slut', he's a 'inflatable flesh tube slut'. Which sounds a lot like 'wacky wavy inflatable tube man'.
This sex dialogue makes me laugh. That hasn't changed, I see. She had this style two years ago, btw.
Notice the use of the word 'dribble' here. It's not 'spurt' or 'release', the normal terms you'd use for a normal male dick. It's literally piss dribble because the clit in this case was basically cut over (if not out) and the vagina sewn shut. I don't know where this orgasm would even come from since the one source responsible for female pleasure was deliberately taken out.
Ah, now we get the perspective of the actual dick holder. Note how the language changes again.
If it was just the blowjob scene, I wouldn't have minded it. But holy hell the Frankendong thing is something else. Rack this up to the first time it's been used in a fanfic.
God, imagine kissing someone with pooner piss on your mouth. Disgusting.
> Be a pooner
> You base your sex life around fucking strangers
> They someone love your lifeless flesh tube you call a cock
> It's so bad that IRL there isn't even a porn niche for it
> Pretend it's just like the real thing
Oh, and those 'balls' of his? Leftover labial skin. It's not a real ball sac, either.
Why are you curving your fingers upwards? There is no prostate there, because Viktor is female. Males have a prostate. and that sex dialogue is NOT 'fucking incredible', fffffuck.
And sorry, I cannot take this anal scene seriously with that flesh tube flopping around like it's a piece of Pillsbury dough. it both creeps me out and makes me snort. More of the latter, though.
What orgasm? You have no clitoris. The nerves hooking up to that Frankendong are dead and don't work. Pooners who actually have one don't even fucking know when they're penetrating their partner because of the nonexistent nerves. It doesn't get hard on it own. It's a weird, slapped together flesh tube that no man or woman on earth wants - not even an Indian! Just...eugh.
If you were a man you wouldn't have cared; gay men a la circuit queens can fuck through dozens of guys on a single night out and not give a shit. But none of them would ever touch a Frankendong.
You are literally fucking and sucking a lifeless flesh tube made out of flayed arm skin and thigh grafts, that is placed in the wrong position on the pubic bone and is physically incapable of feeling any sensation to the point pooners don't even know if they are fucking their partners or not. Again, look at the tale of Lamprey Dick or Elephant Dick, and see for yourself what this actually entails. This fanfic pretties it up IMMENSELY. The real thing is actually fucking horrifying. Sad thing is, no one but Kiwis are going to know the truth - because people reading this assume those flesh tubes are just like the real thing. They've never seen the real thing - not even FTM porn has it in them. Imagine being so fucking awful there's little to no goddamn porn made of it.
Here's one involving 'barebacking' and an implied pregnancy, because gay men need to worry about those. This one has been gaining traction recently, so let's have a look, eh?
Wait, why are summers cold in Piltover? Am I missing something here? Did we enter a 'Day After Tomorrow' scenario?
Again, why? It makes it seem you're in the middle of autumn, not summer.
Now, how are you able to grow all those flowers and vegetables when it's clearly cold enough at night to get frost? Unless you have a greenhouse, you can kiss all your horticulture goodbye.
And yes, in this world, they magically have a daughter - that they know is female, because none of that gender shit applies to kids - at least in fiction. She's not yet old enough to decide she's another gender yet (or at least the tutor hasn't decided for her).
Isn't it amazing how these people want to gaslight you into thinking that men can get pregnant, yet magically know what sex their newborn is all because a midwife took one look at their genitalia and 'assigned' them a sex? Incredible how they know. Incredible how they raise their daughter in the most gendered way possible, too.
> morning growing hotter
So which season is it? You can't decide whether the nights are so cold you need dozens of blankets, but that it gets hot in the afternoon? Sounds moodier than a Canadian spring, TBH.
> But Pa said
Get it? Jayce is Da, Viktor is Pa, because Viktor, the seahorse dad, can never be referred to as 'mother' but the midwife can be the 'midwife' and the young uterus haver is a 'daughter'.
So are you skinwalking that Jayce or not? Because I'd be freaking out if I had a daughter I never knew I had running around, getting flashbacks of a pregnancy I did not endure and a childbirth I did not have to witness. Jayce is handling this very well.
Interesting how butterflies, braids, pink and more mean this child is a girl, but Viktor giving birth doesn't mean he's female. Nice internal logic these people have.
Ah yes, the exciting thing of...childbirth, which the female of the human species is capable of and is the only one to endure. Absolutely groundbreaking. Oh wait, we're supposed to view this as miraculous because Viktor is a 'man' giving birth...that only got pregnant due to 'barebacking' AKA unprotected penis in vagina sex. AKA heterosexual sex. But not heterosexual sex because sex isn't gender and blah blah blah.
Asking the real questions. But I doubt it will be answered because this is your basic bitch Hallmark movie without the shoddy Christmas light and music. Leave it to Viktor to grow plants and flowers but do absolutely nothing to fix his leg. Just Viktor Things.
If it gets that cold at night, either invest in central heating or get a greenhouse because all I can think of is your tomatoes getting fucked by frostbite. It's the Canadian in me, what can I say?
I just love how Jayce never asks anything about how Viktor got pregnant and just rolls with him being a dad. Or if he's skinwalking another Jayce that is actually the father, which is creepy as hell and a real horror story. Who knows, just don't ask questions.
Interesting how words have meaning when we talk about midwives, but not things like 'maternity' and how the vagina is female genitalia. Also interesting how the midwife can call a newborn a girl by 'assigning' a sex but Viktor is a True and Honest Man because the author says so.
And even in this world, Viktor does nothing to cure or improve himself because that's for ableist pussies. Fuck the man who replaced his body parts with mechanical ones, that's for chuds!
That reminds me: are all these other versions of Viktor trans or is that a universal constant? Are some of them male? Do some have Frankendongs? Are they all white? C'mon, you gotta answer that, at least.
Your leg still hasn't been fixed because the plot demands you always be crippled. You cannot use your genius to try and improve yourself because that's ableist or some shit and the fat autists writing this cannot imagine Viktor ever being healthy. That's too much work.
Do all Viktors have top surgery scars or is it just this one? Is he on T, or just decided to keep the 'wet as a waterslide' pussy? I'm sure those zippertits are sensitive all to hell - if they still have nerves. Hopefully the Piltover version of Dr. Gallagher doesn't exist.
> He has seen stars form and die
Has he been wandering the Arcane for billions of years? That's quite a feat if true. He'd be the oldest being in the multiverse.
Just when I thought the dialogue and writing had been pretty solid so far. You have to describe that eraser roid clit as a cock. Pathetic.
Yes, the sentence just ends abruptly there. I have no idea what happens. Maybe more cunnilingus? Your guess is as good as mine. Their beta didn't catch it - and they didn't through proofreading.
Eh, I'll give the author points for not using the dreaded 'hole', and the smut is pretty soft in any case. It's not bad, but come on. It isn't 'barebacking', it's just regular PIV sex. That's how True and Honest Man Viktor got pregnant after all, and 'broke the universe' by doing the thing billions of other females have done.
So...is this Jayce a skinwalker or not? Is Viktor? Does the OG Jayce know he's being possessed? Is this Inception-level cucking? You decide. I do find it funny how these authors, who insist sex isn't gender and that men can get pregnant, know exactly what a boy or girl is when it comes to newborns, and proceed to deck out their child in the most gender-typical things imaginable. Why, I couldn't imagine your female child was a girl if not for the twin braids and love of butterflies! Really breaking the binary there. You couldn't have raised a theyby? For shame, for shame.
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Big things happened in the Star Trek fanbase this week. Specifically, Lower Decks (the cartoon series that is one of two good things Paramount has put out since the second-to-last episode of Enterprise) (the other good thing is the other cartoon series Prodigy btw) (both Lower Decks and Prodigy are not getting more seasons, because Paramount hates fun) in the last episode canonized* an extremely popular Deep Space 9 ship, Bashir/Garak. i.e. the vaguely arabic doctor and the faggy lizard alien, if you're not all that familiar with the show. Naturally, this had lead to an influx of new fics in the Garashir tag.
*it's not actually canonized. It's two alternate versions of those characters from different universes, because the season arc for the last season of Lower Decks is about mutliverses. (Deeply funny thing to do after they did a crossover with Strange New Worlds, if you ask me.) The versions of the characters from the actual main timeline remain in the same post-canon never-mentioned-again limbo as usual. People are still hella excited, though, because the alternate versions of the characters are explicitly married and like kiss on-screen and stuff, and were voiced by the actual original actors. I'm STILL squeeing.
Obviously not all of the new fics are good (it's only been three days since the episode dropped, it's honestly impressive that any of them are good) but this one in particular stood out to me. Namely, the fact that
Bonus: While checking the Lower Decks tag, I found a 70 and counting chapter weight gain/vore fetish fic.
*it's not actually canonized. It's two alternate versions of those characters from different universes, because the season arc for the last season of Lower Decks is about mutliverses. (Deeply funny thing to do after they did a crossover with Strange New Worlds, if you ask me.) The versions of the characters from the actual main timeline remain in the same post-canon never-mentioned-again limbo as usual. People are still hella excited, though, because the alternate versions of the characters are explicitly married and like kiss on-screen and stuff, and were voiced by the actual original actors. I'm STILL squeeing.
Obviously not all of the new fics are good (it's only been three days since the episode dropped, it's honestly impressive that any of them are good) but this one in particular stood out to me. Namely, the fact that
- Everyone is celebrating a ship being canonized, and they wrote about a completely different ship (Kirk/Spock) instead. It's not like it's a competing ship so I don't really consider it in bad taste or anything, I just find it really funny and autistic.
- It's just generally not well written from a technical standpoint.
- Characterization sucks ass.
- It does the thing where the narrator character just stops having lines or much of a reaction to what anyone else is doing because the author forgot they weren't writing in third person omniscient or something, lol.
- It has my least favorite trope of a genderbent female character being indistinguishable from their canon male counterpart because the author just HAS to make her a turbobutch lesbian. As matter of fact, since Kirk's canon appearance couldn't be called by any stretch of the imagination "girly" or "feminine" or even "androgynous", I think the author may be unintentionally(?) implying that the female!Kirk in this fic is a tranny. Get your filthy claws off my captain!
- Not even an attempt at a plot, even the kind of simple emotional setup-conflict-resolution arc that can actually fit into a <2k word fic. The narrator character literally just shows up, meets a bunch of fags, fic ends.
- I think all the alternate Kirks and Spocks crammed into this fic are all in a polyamorous relationship with each other???
- It's inspired by a fucking Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy fic
the author doesn't even tell us which one!
Bonus: While checking the Lower Decks tag, I found a 70 and counting chapter weight gain/vore fetish fic.
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I assume you also saw the Star Trek fan film that canonized (?) Kirk/Spock? That was one of the OG ships in modern times; it has legendary status. But yeah, I saw that update in the general Star Trek thread. I guess 2024 really is the year of yaoi. Anyways, yeah, a lot of new fics in general are not good. I've been following the JayVik explosion and had I not curated it (there's a fuckton of bloat; there's 6174 as of this writing of them with every mention of that tag, and a lot include CaitVi and other ships I do not care for. Barring them it's around 4300, which is well within normal range - and of course, the explosion of trans Viktor fics. Goddamn are those wild) it would be Hell. Still is, because a lot of fans infantilize Viktor and I don't actually see many fix-it fics.
In your case, Star Trek is an older, established fandom but I assume the new fans are mostly zoomers? So if the quality is bad now, it might not get better. This is the TikTok generation we're talking about.
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Not exactly a fan film since Shatner, Nimoy's estate, and Roddenberry's estate were all involved. It also didn't actually canonize them like everyone said, sure it was really a sweet and tender moment between Kirk and Spock but it could be read as just as platonic as any of their other five million sweet and tender moments throughout the shows and movies. Also, I personally don't consider it canon anyway simply because it contained references to Discovery, the Kelvin timeline, and Generations, none of which I think deserve to be canon. Also I greatly dislike the idea of Saavik having a child with Spock, I'm really glad they cut that from the movies. I'm 100% convinced that Spock is sterile like a mule.
Lower Decks is definitely a mixed bag since it's a new(er) show but its target audience is older fans. I think that the people who get invested in it enough to write fic for it do tend towards the zoomer side, though. Lower Decks (despite being literally predicated on referential humor) is actually the only new show with a cast that stands completely on their own without being related to characters from older series/actually being characters from older series, which is basically the #1 reason why I enjoy it so much, but it does come with a trade-off in that it doesn't attract very many established Star Trek fic writers, who would rather be writing about older characters that they've been attached to for much longer. I would hazard a guess that most of the people who write Lower Decks fics only got into Star Trek relatively recently, or even had Lower Decks be their first Star Trek.
Of course, Lower Decks as a vehicle for Garashir is attracting the DS9 writers, who seem to trend a bit older, since that show aired in the 90s. But I don't think they'll actually stick around for long once the hype dies back down -- especially given that next week's episode will be the last one. (Supposedly the series will continue with comics, but nobody reads Star Trek comics lmao.) Unfortunately, I think Lower Decks fanfic in general might just be doomed.
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Not sure why this didn't have the trans Viktor tag added to it, but it has your usual spicy straight sex along with annoying as fuck non-binary buddies. They fuck at a party. Also, astrology has its own trigger warning now?
A personnel document has a list of all your employees/persons of interest on it, and a personal document has private information. Don't know if that was the intention but it sounds more like the latter than the former.
> Says he enjoys himself differently here twice
You're going to notice that a lot. And you are going to hate these 'original' characters, too.
Yes, Viktor had a fling with Tom of Anarchy over here, as he's cosplaying a biker from Sons of Anarchy while wearing a Tom of Finland outfit. And he's got the Native American braid, too. Big beefy biker and the wee pseudo-pooner? Yeah it's clear whose pussy got blown out here.
> There was a history there
Again, he thought that twice. Repetitiveness happens a lot here.
> Striking individual of small posture
> Defies any attempt to pin down a gender
Female. Clocked her from the small stature alone. You're welcome.
> Sexuality isn't frowned upon, but it's private, polite
And in Zaun you get shitty fashion sense even though it's a steampunk/cyberpunk aesthetic. Look at Renata Glasc and these ugly fucks and tell me who has the better drip.
> Character of undefined gender
> They make art nouveau jewelry for rich fucks for a living
Yeah I really wonder what gender they could be. It's not often you see men working with jewelry and bead-making; they usually do the metal work. Such a mystery.
> People appreciate the truth
Lies about her gender (and yes, it's obvious to any outside reader that this smug bitch is a woman). And look at the description of her: she's cosplaying as Lord Shen from Kung Fu Panda 2 with a Joker-style suit where the dark purple is going to drown out the silver (and it's not specified which shade of purple it is; lilac and soft powder purples go great with silver. Royal purple will look good with both, as will dark blues). Of course, we just can't tell what gender it is with its 'soft in shape' face, when it's obvious what sex she is.
Francis is, again, Tom of Anarchy over here, wearing a military uniform as a form of 'rebellion' when it looks like he's ready to LARP in that shitty Civil War movie with a bad hick accent. Wearing the clothes of the MIC doesn't make you a rebel, maaaaan.
Ah, there's the rare ginger with a deep tan/unspecified race! Gotta have one of those. He's also wearing a Bill Nye bowtie like he belongs in Hazbin Hotel (I truly think that's where the author got her inspiration from), which serves the purpose of aging someone, as usually older men wear bowties. And no, I wouldn't ask the crossover of Eli Ehrlick and Lord Shen to give me fashion advice. Enbies tend to be atrocious at fashion.
> Grinding against one another that felt raw and intimate
At a bar? With shitty drinks and food? Least you can do is give some good molly.
> A certain chemistry between them
He says this three times, btw. And he gets jealous of the ginger. Fucking gingers, man!
Viktor may be the best dressed but I'm wondering if that silk is real. If it isn't, boy is gonna stink to high heaven. But at least Viktor has his natural attractiveness vs these Vivziepop stars.
Again, second time you've wrote that. Yes, dancing can be very intimate...so get on with it. It'd be 100% better without the annoying enbies and background characters.
Third time's the charm. And now we have a truth or dare game with involves plenty of Reddit-tier 'and then everyone clapped' and terrible makeovers.
Who knew the ginger would look good cosplaying as a peacock? Don't fuck with faggot gingers, they always have the tea.
> Barely dances for five minutes to a 'sultry beat'
> Mimics a rampaging buffalo
> People still clap anyways
Jayce was perfectly normal before. Now you just dressed him up like an out of touch 80s cocaine drug lord who had a fight with Shanequa at the DMV. That thick gold collar that's likely cheap costume jewelry? The asymmetrical leather jacket? Unspecified 'bold colours'? Homie this is not the 80s. Cyberpunk/steampunk is an established aesthetic; stick with it.
> and then everyone clapped
Fuck off.
See what the author did there? Iris is supposed to be non-binary, yet she properly gendered her here. Whoopsie. Not that anyone needed a clue that Dollar Tree Lord Shen was a woman.
Also, Tom of Anarchy or not, kissing someone without their consent is a big no-no. But it's OK because he's a former lover of Viktor and we need a big bear with tongue action, eh?
This is inappropriate even for a drinking game, especially around people you do not know. You have every right to tell these people to fuck off and mind their own business.
Yes, don't coddle someone put in their place by invasive questions. Leave it to the genderspecials to be sexually inappropriate - that's totally not undermining all the stereotypes around them!
I'll be honest - Viktor pouring the absinthe down Jayce's mouth was hot, but it'd be hotter without those goddamn enbies in the background. What a way to destroy what would otherwise be an erotic moment.
And of course there's the Reddit ' and then they all clapped'. I'd sell these people off to Uncle Ted.
Viktor out here doing all the hard carries. Nice group of friends he's got there.
Yeah, I didn't edit that. That's how the fic ended up near the smut scene; it's clear this author was in such a rush to publish she didn't format her own work properly. And wait until you see how the smut plays out.
God, he's still wearing that ugly-ass necklace? Take that shit off! You're way hotter without it.
And fucking hell, here we go with the Rapunzel pubes again. What is it with pooners and not grooming down there? It doesn't make your 'cock' look any bigger, homie! Not to mention the pubes aren't even the same: here they're described as matted, in the next screenshot they're described as 'soft'. Pick one!
> Matted at this point
> soft patch of hair
Glad to see the Rapunzel pubes groomed themselves into submission. Now all we need is better hair care products for down there.
And yes, this is how the smut scene goes: more emphasis was placed on the eroticism of the dance scene. I mean yeah, you're writing him fingering his man pussy and stretching him open, but that's it? No lead-in? Or was all that time wasted on heralding the enbies?
BTW, Viktor's back arches off the bed twice. What a gymnast.
So he's having unprotected sex without them having a conversation about it. Nice. Hope that absinthe works as contraception, because you don't want your baby coming out looking like Beetlejuice.
Ah, there's that belly bulge, and even then it's not even that smutty. It's just...there. OK, you have a character with a big dick, and THAT is what you do with it? Even other pooner stories go all out with how wacky the size difference is.
This paragraph formatting is driving me insane. This girl was in such a rush to post she didn't bother proofreading halfway down. I can't even take the dialogue at its face value based on how this is typed out.
Cool, now can you get rid of those fucking genderspecial 'friends' of yours? Lord Shen deserves better than that bitch with bad fashion sense cosplaying as him. The Hazbin Hotel ginger needs to go back to where he came from, too. As for Tom of Anarchy...get him a haircut. That hair makes him look greasy.
Anyways, found this post on Twitter, concerning the 'trifecta' of the most popular JayVik fics:
I've yet to read 'Love was the Law' and 'A New Knife' but they sound pretty good, but I have read Coming Home before it even skyrocketed to popularity thanks to Twitter. I have no idea how people got past the atrocious sentence structure and how every character sounds like they're choking on a fishbone (as well as the shitty, poorly researched plot the author admitted she had no intention of doing research on) but hey, Twitter IQ. People love talking about media literacy, but don't actually engage the content. Coming Home now has over 2000 bookmarks (and growing) and it's still a piece of shit. Popularity doesn't equate brilliance or competence. Queercatfan had the luck of getting promoted around Twitter; I've read multiple fics that are twice as good as hers that never got past 200 bookmarks.
A personnel document has a list of all your employees/persons of interest on it, and a personal document has private information. Don't know if that was the intention but it sounds more like the latter than the former.
> Says he enjoys himself differently here twice
You're going to notice that a lot. And you are going to hate these 'original' characters, too.
Yes, Viktor had a fling with Tom of Anarchy over here, as he's cosplaying a biker from Sons of Anarchy while wearing a Tom of Finland outfit. And he's got the Native American braid, too. Big beefy biker and the wee pseudo-pooner? Yeah it's clear whose pussy got blown out here.
> There was a history there
Again, he thought that twice. Repetitiveness happens a lot here.
> Striking individual of small posture
> Defies any attempt to pin down a gender
Female. Clocked her from the small stature alone. You're welcome.
> Sexuality isn't frowned upon, but it's private, polite
And in Zaun you get shitty fashion sense even though it's a steampunk/cyberpunk aesthetic. Look at Renata Glasc and these ugly fucks and tell me who has the better drip.
> Character of undefined gender
> They make art nouveau jewelry for rich fucks for a living
Yeah I really wonder what gender they could be. It's not often you see men working with jewelry and bead-making; they usually do the metal work. Such a mystery.
> People appreciate the truth
Lies about her gender (and yes, it's obvious to any outside reader that this smug bitch is a woman). And look at the description of her: she's cosplaying as Lord Shen from Kung Fu Panda 2 with a Joker-style suit where the dark purple is going to drown out the silver (and it's not specified which shade of purple it is; lilac and soft powder purples go great with silver. Royal purple will look good with both, as will dark blues). Of course, we just can't tell what gender it is with its 'soft in shape' face, when it's obvious what sex she is.
Francis is, again, Tom of Anarchy over here, wearing a military uniform as a form of 'rebellion' when it looks like he's ready to LARP in that shitty Civil War movie with a bad hick accent. Wearing the clothes of the MIC doesn't make you a rebel, maaaaan.
Ah, there's the rare ginger with a deep tan/unspecified race! Gotta have one of those. He's also wearing a Bill Nye bowtie like he belongs in Hazbin Hotel (I truly think that's where the author got her inspiration from), which serves the purpose of aging someone, as usually older men wear bowties. And no, I wouldn't ask the crossover of Eli Ehrlick and Lord Shen to give me fashion advice. Enbies tend to be atrocious at fashion.
> Grinding against one another that felt raw and intimate
At a bar? With shitty drinks and food? Least you can do is give some good molly.
> A certain chemistry between them
He says this three times, btw. And he gets jealous of the ginger. Fucking gingers, man!
Viktor may be the best dressed but I'm wondering if that silk is real. If it isn't, boy is gonna stink to high heaven. But at least Viktor has his natural attractiveness vs these Vivziepop stars.
Again, second time you've wrote that. Yes, dancing can be very intimate...so get on with it. It'd be 100% better without the annoying enbies and background characters.
Third time's the charm. And now we have a truth or dare game with involves plenty of Reddit-tier 'and then everyone clapped' and terrible makeovers.
Who knew the ginger would look good cosplaying as a peacock? Don't fuck with faggot gingers, they always have the tea.
> Barely dances for five minutes to a 'sultry beat'
> Mimics a rampaging buffalo
> People still clap anyways
Jayce was perfectly normal before. Now you just dressed him up like an out of touch 80s cocaine drug lord who had a fight with Shanequa at the DMV. That thick gold collar that's likely cheap costume jewelry? The asymmetrical leather jacket? Unspecified 'bold colours'? Homie this is not the 80s. Cyberpunk/steampunk is an established aesthetic; stick with it.
> and then everyone clapped
Fuck off.
See what the author did there? Iris is supposed to be non-binary, yet she properly gendered her here. Whoopsie. Not that anyone needed a clue that Dollar Tree Lord Shen was a woman.
Also, Tom of Anarchy or not, kissing someone without their consent is a big no-no. But it's OK because he's a former lover of Viktor and we need a big bear with tongue action, eh?
This is inappropriate even for a drinking game, especially around people you do not know. You have every right to tell these people to fuck off and mind their own business.
Yes, don't coddle someone put in their place by invasive questions. Leave it to the genderspecials to be sexually inappropriate - that's totally not undermining all the stereotypes around them!
I'll be honest - Viktor pouring the absinthe down Jayce's mouth was hot, but it'd be hotter without those goddamn enbies in the background. What a way to destroy what would otherwise be an erotic moment.
And of course there's the Reddit ' and then they all clapped'. I'd sell these people off to Uncle Ted.
Viktor out here doing all the hard carries. Nice group of friends he's got there.
Yeah, I didn't edit that. That's how the fic ended up near the smut scene; it's clear this author was in such a rush to publish she didn't format her own work properly. And wait until you see how the smut plays out.
God, he's still wearing that ugly-ass necklace? Take that shit off! You're way hotter without it.
And fucking hell, here we go with the Rapunzel pubes again. What is it with pooners and not grooming down there? It doesn't make your 'cock' look any bigger, homie! Not to mention the pubes aren't even the same: here they're described as matted, in the next screenshot they're described as 'soft'. Pick one!
> Matted at this point
> soft patch of hair
Glad to see the Rapunzel pubes groomed themselves into submission. Now all we need is better hair care products for down there.
And yes, this is how the smut scene goes: more emphasis was placed on the eroticism of the dance scene. I mean yeah, you're writing him fingering his man pussy and stretching him open, but that's it? No lead-in? Or was all that time wasted on heralding the enbies?
BTW, Viktor's back arches off the bed twice. What a gymnast.
So he's having unprotected sex without them having a conversation about it. Nice. Hope that absinthe works as contraception, because you don't want your baby coming out looking like Beetlejuice.
Ah, there's that belly bulge, and even then it's not even that smutty. It's just...there. OK, you have a character with a big dick, and THAT is what you do with it? Even other pooner stories go all out with how wacky the size difference is.
This paragraph formatting is driving me insane. This girl was in such a rush to post she didn't bother proofreading halfway down. I can't even take the dialogue at its face value based on how this is typed out.
Cool, now can you get rid of those fucking genderspecial 'friends' of yours? Lord Shen deserves better than that bitch with bad fashion sense cosplaying as him. The Hazbin Hotel ginger needs to go back to where he came from, too. As for Tom of Anarchy...get him a haircut. That hair makes him look greasy.
Good to hear from a Star Trek fan that can offer an honest answer. I know a fuckton of classic Trekkie and Kirk/Spock fans were squealing over it because it was 'official', but I prefer an open ending. Can't say the same for Arcane; at least Kirk and Spock had a proper end at the end of their lives - Jayce and Viktor just poofed out of existence for nothing. The two are being brought up as parallels because 'Spirk walked so JayVik could run'. I doubt Arcane will be remembered in a few years due to how bad S2 was. It'll take time, but it'll get there.
Anyways, found this post on Twitter, concerning the 'trifecta' of the most popular JayVik fics:
I've yet to read 'Love was the Law' and 'A New Knife' but they sound pretty good, but I have read Coming Home before it even skyrocketed to popularity thanks to Twitter. I have no idea how people got past the atrocious sentence structure and how every character sounds like they're choking on a fishbone (as well as the shitty, poorly researched plot the author admitted she had no intention of doing research on) but hey, Twitter IQ. People love talking about media literacy, but don't actually engage the content. Coming Home now has over 2000 bookmarks (and growing) and it's still a piece of shit. Popularity doesn't equate brilliance or competence. Queercatfan had the luck of getting promoted around Twitter; I've read multiple fics that are twice as good as hers that never got past 200 bookmarks.
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I never reached 200 bookmarks before. The most I've gotten was I think 12? 4? I don't know. It's sad that uninspirational slop can continue by enablers while talented writers like me and others get barely half the views.
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Holy shit, 2000 bookmarks on one fic?! That's almost as many as I have total, and I've been on AO3 for almost ten years!
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There's no reason to feel bad/sad about this, really, even though I 100% get where you're coming from.
Keep in mind that most of these bookmarks on weird bullshit fanfics come from people in a circle (probably a literal circlejerk.. eugh) who you don't even want to be bookmarked by. I'm not even saying this as a cope, I'd rather stay small & insignificant with a handful of "fans" who really like the shit I'm writing than ever be in the spotlight of those insane people.
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And that's before considering that pesky universal factor of popularity not being an inherent indicator of quality of just about anything, something I wouldn't consider a cope either. Crap that hits all the right beats and does numbers because of it is still crap.
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Quantity over Quality. I've written something that's been having some eyes on it from the fandom it's based on. And people are already making a UnderFell situation out of it where I can't really understand or fathom how can one pre-existing property exist with a concept and another one can co-exist. The thing is. The concept I was writing was done by a fairly popular content creator who is beloved in the fandom I'm in to the point it's quotable. It's just annoying that when you base your ideas on other works or canon media there happens to HAVE SOMETHING similar be made in the fandom you write for. Truly nothing's original so I don't understand why it's a big deal.
On unrelated news, I am surprised none of you had checked the Hazbin Hotel or Helluva Boss Fandom Tags. It's plagued as all hell.
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On the topic of FanFiction Horrors, here's a fic that exists after you ended up being a HB Fan!
Oh goody! A x Reader! It's not like they are hated because the Authors base themselves off the characters LOL. The best part about this fic is essentially it's just reverse Stolitz, instead of it being a Male x Male Fujo its Hetrosexual (NonCon) shit, that has the same shit as Stolitz but reversed. Stans of Stolitz blame Blitz for not being "in love" or "liking" Stolas due to being an ABUSE VICTIM. So expect victim blaming from retards who read this because they like Lucifer. It's convenient to say "Y/N" rather than you, because it's easy to detach from them.
The Reader is supposed to be Vox's assistant unlike Val and Angel doesn't have a contract, Reader is selfish as all hell and doesn't care about pleasure, she's solely here for power, and gets extremely upset whenever Lucifer expresses the fact that he only sees them as "Fuck Buddies" but due to the Reader changing her mind more than she changes pads, she doesn't know what the fuck she wants, this is why Women's input are disregarded.
Just like the creator of the OG Source, the fandom can't fucking write for shit, rather than stick with their original story, they retconned or "changed" their story as they went on.
Also, who is we? You meaning to tell me, this is your barely disguised self insert? I mean it's understandable because I don't act like a complete retard with no autonomy. Reader acts like a high schooler who has an edgy phase and no one likes her at all, she expects to be respected or heard when just like Charlie she's mocked. Her backstory makes no fucking sense (You'll see in a while) and is one of those "powercreeping" and lack of powerscaling for OP Mary/Gary Stu's.
The Reader is so stupid to trust the literal fucking devil and you know why this argument started? It's because Lucifer lied about his marital status. Which actually is a bad thing, and the Reader is seen as the villain for obviously not committing infidelity with a piece of shit, once again Stolitz. Author really hates Charlie because iirc Charlie beats the Reader's ass.
The Reader is so abused by Lucifer that she believes that "She loves Lucifer" when it's the Stockholm Syndrome speaking. Exhibit A:
Due to Lucifer's status, he tries to buy the Reader's affection and try to get her to "stay"not going to mention there was a pregnancy scare like 4 chapters ago, when the Reader was told by a Sinner and Hellborn couple about how Sinners can impregnate Sinners and vice versa so yeah, once again alleviating from the OG Canon that said sinners can't have children.
Remember when I said our backstory didn't make sense? Here's what it is.
Also, your honor that can throw was in self defense btw the dude put his hands on us first when we didn't want it to.
Fantastic, Domestic Violence, and reminder, we're supposed to feel bad for this schizo again?
If this was AITA Post on Reddit I'd say ESH. For obvious reasons because this fic is written with the bases of Stolitz and New Moon or whatever it's called, it's obvious the Reader is supposed to be Blitz and the Stolas is Lucifer, if you think that Stolas is high class, Lucifer is REALLY HIGH CLASS, this dude is essentially abusing his power in order to actually sleep and or rape the reader so that's lovely.
Once again Stolas behavior. Down to the "I don't think lesser of you" bit, the same gaslighting the same fucking tatics. On golly fucking goo this is what happens when you are a fan of Viv's work and cannot write for shit.
The commenters once again hates the Reader lol.
I think this commenter was one of mine as well, which makes me upset. But anyways, in conclusion...
Never write for VivziePop's Stories, never make fanfiction unless you know what the fuck you're doing. This is borderline Islamic if it isn't for the fact the Author might be a child but I refuse to believe a Child can write shit like this and get this amount of support. Its literally Twilight if Twilight takes place in Hell, I don't know what the fuck this is, and if you ever consider writing for this Fandom, you're better off writing for any other fucking Fandom. There's some good HH/HB Fanfictions out there, but it's like a Dime a Dozen to get them.
Oh goody! A x Reader! It's not like they are hated because the Authors base themselves off the characters LOL. The best part about this fic is essentially it's just reverse Stolitz, instead of it being a Male x Male Fujo its Hetrosexual (NonCon) shit, that has the same shit as Stolitz but reversed. Stans of Stolitz blame Blitz for not being "in love" or "liking" Stolas due to being an ABUSE VICTIM. So expect victim blaming from retards who read this because they like Lucifer. It's convenient to say "Y/N" rather than you, because it's easy to detach from them.
The Reader is supposed to be Vox's assistant unlike Val and Angel doesn't have a contract, Reader is selfish as all hell and doesn't care about pleasure, she's solely here for power, and gets extremely upset whenever Lucifer expresses the fact that he only sees them as "Fuck Buddies" but due to the Reader changing her mind more than she changes pads, she doesn't know what the fuck she wants, this is why Women's input are disregarded.
Just like the creator of the OG Source, the fandom can't fucking write for shit, rather than stick with their original story, they retconned or "changed" their story as they went on.
Also, who is we? You meaning to tell me, this is your barely disguised self insert? I mean it's understandable because I don't act like a complete retard with no autonomy. Reader acts like a high schooler who has an edgy phase and no one likes her at all, she expects to be respected or heard when just like Charlie she's mocked. Her backstory makes no fucking sense (You'll see in a while) and is one of those "powercreeping" and lack of powerscaling for OP Mary/Gary Stu's.
The Reader is so stupid to trust the literal fucking devil and you know why this argument started? It's because Lucifer lied about his marital status. Which actually is a bad thing, and the Reader is seen as the villain for obviously not committing infidelity with a piece of shit, once again Stolitz. Author really hates Charlie because iirc Charlie beats the Reader's ass.
The Reader is so abused by Lucifer that she believes that "She loves Lucifer" when it's the Stockholm Syndrome speaking. Exhibit A:
Due to Lucifer's status, he tries to buy the Reader's affection and try to get her to "stay"
Remember when I said our backstory didn't make sense? Here's what it is.
Also, your honor that can throw was in self defense btw the dude put his hands on us first when we didn't want it to.
Fantastic, Domestic Violence, and reminder, we're supposed to feel bad for this schizo again?
If this was AITA Post on Reddit I'd say ESH. For obvious reasons because this fic is written with the bases of Stolitz and New Moon or whatever it's called, it's obvious the Reader is supposed to be Blitz and the Stolas is Lucifer, if you think that Stolas is high class, Lucifer is REALLY HIGH CLASS, this dude is essentially abusing his power in order to actually sleep and or rape the reader so that's lovely.
Once again Stolas behavior. Down to the "I don't think lesser of you" bit, the same gaslighting the same fucking tatics. On golly fucking goo this is what happens when you are a fan of Viv's work and cannot write for shit.
The commenters once again hates the Reader lol.
I think this commenter was one of mine as well, which makes me upset. But anyways, in conclusion...
Never write for VivziePop's Stories, never make fanfiction unless you know what the fuck you're doing. This is borderline Islamic if it isn't for the fact the Author might be a child but I refuse to believe a Child can write shit like this and get this amount of support. Its literally Twilight if Twilight takes place in Hell, I don't know what the fuck this is, and if you ever consider writing for this Fandom, you're better off writing for any other fucking Fandom. There's some good HH/HB Fanfictions out there, but it's like a Dime a Dozen to get them.
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@Perfect Cell not to backseat mod but please put all those big screencaps under a spoiler, this is a lot to scroll through. Also chill out, no shit Hazbin Hotel and whatever the other one is called has mostly annoying edgy middle schooler fans, that's literally the show's target audience.
The author of that fic has GOTTA be underage, which is concerning. Underage fic authors should not be writing smut, let alone noncon. I mean, I know it's really common actually since it's honestly a pretty safe way for teens to grapple with their sexuality (eta: not referring to noncon here, just smut generally), but at the least they really should not be posting it publicly! Bare minimum, they shouldn't do it while being so obviously a minor. If they can at least fake being mature enough/conceal enough of their powerlevel to come across to readers as being over 18, then ehh, still not ideal, but I wouldn't make a big deal about it. That's basically how the internet worked before social media anyway.
(Edit 2 since it occurred to me that last time we got anywhere near this subject the thread got derailed for like four pages: I'm not saying underage writers should be writing and posting smut, I'm just saying that it's not as easy to clock the age of an author as it is to clock the gender. So unless the author is openly admitting to being a minor, or acting/writing in a way that clearly shows them to be a minor, I'm not going to worry about it. I will just assume that they are over 18.)
xreaders reek of being adolescent, either literally or mentally(arrested development). Though I seem to remember that back in my day they were all written in second person, and Y/N only existed for when another character was addressing the "you" character by name. First person xreader just feels awkward. Especially when the POV switches to other characters. (First person with POV switching is disgusting even outside of xreaders.)
The author of that fic has GOTTA be underage, which is concerning. Underage fic authors should not be writing smut, let alone noncon. I mean, I know it's really common actually since it's honestly a pretty safe way for teens to grapple with their sexuality (eta: not referring to noncon here, just smut generally), but at the least they really should not be posting it publicly! Bare minimum, they shouldn't do it while being so obviously a minor. If they can at least fake being mature enough/conceal enough of their powerlevel to come across to readers as being over 18, then ehh, still not ideal, but I wouldn't make a big deal about it. That's basically how the internet worked before social media anyway.
(Edit 2 since it occurred to me that last time we got anywhere near this subject the thread got derailed for like four pages: I'm not saying underage writers should be writing and posting smut, I'm just saying that it's not as easy to clock the age of an author as it is to clock the gender. So unless the author is openly admitting to being a minor, or acting/writing in a way that clearly shows them to be a minor, I'm not going to worry about it. I will just assume that they are over 18.)
xreaders reek of being adolescent, either literally or mentally(arrested development). Though I seem to remember that back in my day they were all written in second person, and Y/N only existed for when another character was addressing the "you" character by name. First person xreader just feels awkward. Especially when the POV switches to other characters. (First person with POV switching is disgusting even outside of xreaders.)
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The pooner who bragged about fucking people's mothers has updated her fic with two additional chapters, and casually admits she's fisted people before.
Jesus Christ. Certainly the fic can't be all that bad...could it?
Funny, he said the same thing in Chapter 1. IIRC, they were around 10,000 feet up, so seeing plants and animals individually would be next to impossible.
> Wonders what tech they could bring to a small town
> Hydroelectric power doesn't occur to them or using the tide pools to generate electricity
I'll be honest, the description of the seaside town is nice. Almost quaint. Makes you forget this is a story about two pooners pretending to be gay men.
Trading the natal black pussy for the T-addled pussy, a fight for the ages. So hard to make a choice.
> Trying to make his peace with it
Sounds like you don't like FWBs or meaningless hookups. Almost as if women, rather than men, don't handle those relationships well and are more focused on bonding with their partners. Can't even escape that evolutionary trait even with testosterone, lol.
> Fuck him into the mattress that evening
You'll never guess with what.
How many pooners do you know get a strong jaw? Every pooner that gets into IRL fights all have glass jaws; they can't even take a hockey tackle without getting knocked the fuck out. The thick thighs thing is just due to them being fat, not muscular. Funny how knowing what pooners look like IRL ruins the fantasy.
> Be trans men
> Adamantly refuse to be open about your feelings despite being True and Honest Men
> Gay men would have just admitted they had feelings or wanted to fuck already
> Have a subtle condemnation of hookup culture in there somewhere, clocking Viktor as female unintentionally
> Media literacy
Yeah, fucking on a small, rickety bench sounds nice. Just don't break it.
> Hard muscle of his stomach
> Soft divots in his hips
Damn, you still got the child-birthing hips even after all that T. Nature really is a TERF.
You uh can stop talking like that uh. Even though uh it's not as bad as the other fics it still uh isn't relatable uhh. Makes you sound like you're Justin Trudeau, and I do NOT need that fucker narrating shit.
Well said, Viktor.
Isn't that funny? He can actually bob his head around Viktor's fingers while he can't do the same to that roid clit because it's too small. How can such a small thing throb behind a 'foreskin' that is just an elongated clitoral hood?
Lmao. He immediately jumped to the thought Viktor was gonna fist him. It's OK, buddy, they're just female hands. You'll be fine.
> Soft swell of his pecs
Have you seen pooner chests? They look deflated. Even the ones who manage to get muscle all have weirdly positioned nipples.
Interesting that the author refuses to use 'clit', but she acquiesced to using 'labia' here, because female anatomy triggers her. This 'big ole cock' has to be rolled between the fingers, and the hood isn't even large enough to pull back all the way, and all you can do is rub the head in small circles. Literally a microdick. Sad!
What dick? It's a roid clit, barely an inch big. What are you playing with? A LEGO brick?
That's right: the True and Honest Men are going to use a strap-on instead of their True and Honest cocks, because it's really just lesbian sex with the wrong use of 'M/M' tags.
That's a nice image, but you can't actually feel the deepthroat because it isn't a real dick. How is your 'dick' twitching when it's not even connected to the damn thing?
> is that doing anything for you
Realistically no, it's the imagery that would turn him on. Even pooners know that their roid clits fucking each other is more of a comedy than it is smutty.
>He's aware it's not actually a part of him
You can't feel him sucking it, or clenching around it, or nothing. It's just a silicone dick you attacked to your hips because your 'true and honest' dick can't even get past the first inch. Sad!
> Be a true and honest man
> Insist your pussy is male genitalia
> Admit you have to go on vaginal suppositories because your testosterone man juice is drying it out
> It plays out in your fic
> Jayce had no issue getting wet in the first chapter
> They have to use lube for a silicone cock
> Their actual 'cocks' are 1-2 inch roid clits
The jokes write themselves.
> Write your roid clit being a dick
> It's so small only your two fingers can cover it and rub against it
> Continue to call the vagina a 'hole', while being fine with 'labia'
> Be physically unable to feel Jayce's mangina clench or wet the silicone cock
> Gay sex
Again, you are not making those roid clits look any bigger. You just keep stressing how goddamn small they are compared to the real thing. The sex dialogue is fucking hilarious, though: 'Mm so fuck'. Yeah, that's what I think when I buy some McNuggets and see how small the box has gotten.
Nothing like a lifeless, cold silicone cock because your 'gay sex' doesn't involve the real thing. Big, meaty man cocks need not apply.
I will not be posting Chapter 3 because it has no sex and they're just playing at the beach. If the author posts any more lesbian sex masquerading as gay male sex, you'll see it posted here.
Just to let you know this Real Man talks about Real Gay Sex with their Gay Partner:
Guys can you see she's a real man? A real man's man? Who wants to pose in gay men's magazines? She'll be at your local gloryhole, probably crying when a real gay man asks why she has a vagina.
And for some goddamn awful reason, people keep posting this shit, all anonymous authors:
That's right: writing a fic about a 13-year-old girl getting a vaginal prolapse is something someone sat down and thought about seriously. I summon the Alaskan Avenger for this one.
By contrast, I read this great one 'Distinguished Innovators Competition', and that probably has around 600 bookmarks by now. Viktor in that is smart, sexy, and sassy, and even though the smut is not graphic, his voice alone sells the erotica. That author deserves every bookmark; Queercatfan does not. She just had the benefit of being promoted in a fandom that exploded on social media.
Hell, I write for a niche fandom and my crossover fic has around 130 bookmarks? I'm happy for every one of them, but if I got passed around in big time circles writing Arcane fic I'd probably be on that level, too.
Jesus Christ. Certainly the fic can't be all that bad...could it?
Funny, he said the same thing in Chapter 1. IIRC, they were around 10,000 feet up, so seeing plants and animals individually would be next to impossible.
> Wonders what tech they could bring to a small town
> Hydroelectric power doesn't occur to them or using the tide pools to generate electricity
I'll be honest, the description of the seaside town is nice. Almost quaint. Makes you forget this is a story about two pooners pretending to be gay men.
Trading the natal black pussy for the T-addled pussy, a fight for the ages. So hard to make a choice.
> Trying to make his peace with it
Sounds like you don't like FWBs or meaningless hookups. Almost as if women, rather than men, don't handle those relationships well and are more focused on bonding with their partners. Can't even escape that evolutionary trait even with testosterone, lol.
> Fuck him into the mattress that evening
You'll never guess with what.
How many pooners do you know get a strong jaw? Every pooner that gets into IRL fights all have glass jaws; they can't even take a hockey tackle without getting knocked the fuck out. The thick thighs thing is just due to them being fat, not muscular. Funny how knowing what pooners look like IRL ruins the fantasy.
> Be trans men
> Adamantly refuse to be open about your feelings despite being True and Honest Men
> Gay men would have just admitted they had feelings or wanted to fuck already
> Have a subtle condemnation of hookup culture in there somewhere, clocking Viktor as female unintentionally
> Media literacy
Yeah, fucking on a small, rickety bench sounds nice. Just don't break it.
> Hard muscle of his stomach
> Soft divots in his hips
Damn, you still got the child-birthing hips even after all that T. Nature really is a TERF.
You uh can stop talking like that uh. Even though uh it's not as bad as the other fics it still uh isn't relatable uhh. Makes you sound like you're Justin Trudeau, and I do NOT need that fucker narrating shit.
Well said, Viktor.
Isn't that funny? He can actually bob his head around Viktor's fingers while he can't do the same to that roid clit because it's too small. How can such a small thing throb behind a 'foreskin' that is just an elongated clitoral hood?
Lmao. He immediately jumped to the thought Viktor was gonna fist him. It's OK, buddy, they're just female hands. You'll be fine.
> Soft swell of his pecs
Have you seen pooner chests? They look deflated. Even the ones who manage to get muscle all have weirdly positioned nipples.
Interesting that the author refuses to use 'clit', but she acquiesced to using 'labia' here, because female anatomy triggers her. This 'big ole cock' has to be rolled between the fingers, and the hood isn't even large enough to pull back all the way, and all you can do is rub the head in small circles. Literally a microdick. Sad!
What dick? It's a roid clit, barely an inch big. What are you playing with? A LEGO brick?
That's right: the True and Honest Men are going to use a strap-on instead of their True and Honest cocks, because it's really just lesbian sex with the wrong use of 'M/M' tags.
That's a nice image, but you can't actually feel the deepthroat because it isn't a real dick. How is your 'dick' twitching when it's not even connected to the damn thing?
> is that doing anything for you
Realistically no, it's the imagery that would turn him on. Even pooners know that their roid clits fucking each other is more of a comedy than it is smutty.
>He's aware it's not actually a part of him
You can't feel him sucking it, or clenching around it, or nothing. It's just a silicone dick you attacked to your hips because your 'true and honest' dick can't even get past the first inch. Sad!
> Be a true and honest man
> Insist your pussy is male genitalia
> Admit you have to go on vaginal suppositories because your testosterone man juice is drying it out
> It plays out in your fic
> Jayce had no issue getting wet in the first chapter
> They have to use lube for a silicone cock
> Their actual 'cocks' are 1-2 inch roid clits
The jokes write themselves.
> Write your roid clit being a dick
> It's so small only your two fingers can cover it and rub against it
> Continue to call the vagina a 'hole', while being fine with 'labia'
> Be physically unable to feel Jayce's mangina clench or wet the silicone cock
> Gay sex
Again, you are not making those roid clits look any bigger. You just keep stressing how goddamn small they are compared to the real thing. The sex dialogue is fucking hilarious, though: 'Mm so fuck'. Yeah, that's what I think when I buy some McNuggets and see how small the box has gotten.
Nothing like a lifeless, cold silicone cock because your 'gay sex' doesn't involve the real thing. Big, meaty man cocks need not apply.
I will not be posting Chapter 3 because it has no sex and they're just playing at the beach. If the author posts any more lesbian sex masquerading as gay male sex, you'll see it posted here.
Guys can you see she's a real man? A real man's man? Who wants to pose in gay men's magazines? She'll be at your local gloryhole, probably crying when a real gay man asks why she has a vagina.
And for some goddamn awful reason, people keep posting this shit, all anonymous authors:
That's right: writing a fic about a 13-year-old girl getting a vaginal prolapse is something someone sat down and thought about seriously. I summon the Alaskan Avenger for this one.
You can thank social media. Before S2 came out, that fic had under 100 bookmarks. Someone posted it on Twitter and it made the rounds on JayVik twitter, and that's how it got so popular. Unfortunately, the author never once fixed her dialogue or story so these people just kept consuming the slop. While it - thankfully - is not a trans Viktor fic, it's still a shitty story, and seeing that exponential growth makes me roll my eyes. It does show that popularity does not always equal a good fic; you have to read it yourself and see if it has merit.
By contrast, I read this great one 'Distinguished Innovators Competition', and that probably has around 600 bookmarks by now. Viktor in that is smart, sexy, and sassy, and even though the smut is not graphic, his voice alone sells the erotica. That author deserves every bookmark; Queercatfan does not. She just had the benefit of being promoted in a fandom that exploded on social media.
Hell, I write for a niche fandom and my crossover fic has around 130 bookmarks? I'm happy for every one of them, but if I got passed around in big time circles writing Arcane fic I'd probably be on that level, too.
Yep. In this case it's a very vocal contingent of the JayVik fandom; no doubt it was spread among some very active Twitter accounts that spread it on discord and whatnot. And I also agree with you; it's better to have a closer knit fandom of writers who are far more honest with you and willing to tell you what's going wrong and are actually engaging with your content vs the absolute slog of most comment sections.