Is Santa Claus Real?

[Overwritten Tapes]

Santa wears blue, you fools. HO HO HO!

https://time.com/5922931/santa-claus-soviet-history/

 

[Executive Petrel]

He sees you when you're sleepin
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake.

 

[Kerry]

Of course. What a silly question.

 

[RVRY]

Off course Santa is real! Don't tell me this part of the internet fell for the anti-santa psyop.

The only reason for Santa denial and its gaining popularity is because it's a cope from "people" that are on Santa's naughty list and want to drag others down in their coal lifestyle.

 

[Atomic Tampon Cat]

If Santa isn't real who tf was my mommy kissing under the mistletoe on christmas eve? Check mate, Santa deniers.

 

[_CRIMSON_]

He sees you when you're sleepin
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake.

he’s gotta be real! who else other than government officials would know this important knowledge?

 

[Boggy B]

Of course he's real. Where else but the North Pole can someone have three gardens to hoe, hoe, hoe?

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

What do you call someone who is on the fence about Santa being real?

Eggnogstic!

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

Maybe the real Santa was the kiwis we met along the way

 

[DefB4Frisco]

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

He's real in many ways and until I see a body I'm gonna keep assuming he's alive as you or me.

 

[I was a Teenage “JA”-man]

Of course he is. he diddn’t look a thing like he’s supposed to though, skinny fucker gave me a shrunken head

 

[Col]

The correct answer:

 

[Press_Play2002]

LOL NO! Santa's not real. Your parents probably lied to you to rationalise their failing relationship under the assumption that a kid's happiness can be bought with plastic crap. That or you're probably Schizophrenic or high on Ketamine. The real Saint Nicholas (on which Santa's myth is based) has been dead for nearly 2000 years, with his skeletal remains being moved from what is now Antalya Province in Western Turkey to what is now Bari in Southern Italy, and little is known about him beyond allegedly "saving" a bunch of girls from becoming child prostitutes.

There's no solid empirical proof that Santa isn't real.
There's no solid empirical proof that Santa is real.

Appealing to ignorance is for faggots and invalids. Especially when you can Google shit like this in less than 3 seconds to find the immediate answer.

What an astonishing waste of time.

 

[GwynLordOfDrip]

LOL NO! Santa's not real. Your parents probably lied to you to rationalise their failing relationship under the assumption that a kid's happiness can be bought with plastic crap. That or you're probably Schizophrenic or high on Ketamine. The real Saint Nicholas (on which Santa's myth is based) has been dead for nearly 2000 years, with his skeletal remains being moved from what is now Antalya Province in Western Turkey to what is now Bari in Southern Italy, and little is known about him beyond allegedly "saving" a bunch of girls from becoming child prostitutes.

Appealing to ignorance is for faggots and invalids. Especially when you can Google shit like this in less than 3 seconds to find the immediate answer.

What an astonishing waste of time.

looks like someone got coal for Christmas last year

 

[McMitch]

Your parents probably lied to you to rationalise their failing relationship under the assumption that a kid's happiness can be bought with plastic crap.

Lol, like my parents could work together long enough to pull something like this off. In the flat earth Antarctica A&N thread, someone mentioned how intuitive a spherical earth is and that even small children understand it easily. Santa’s existence is just as intuitive, and his non-existence is Reddit-tier conspiracy theory.

 

[Mumbo Jumbo]

 

[Press_Play2002]

looks like someone got coal for Christmas last year

Coal is a useful material, and for many centuries, the main reason why people didn't freeze to death (it's still being used today to stop people from freezing to death). Plastic crap on the other hand...not so much. I also don't celebrate shitty holidays that aren't April Fool's Day or the anniversary of the Sound Barrier being broken.

Lol, like my parents could work together long enough to pull something like this off.

Your words, not mine. And the Earth is Elliptical, not Spherical. A common Schoolboy error. And unless we've found a way to revive some Turk who died nearly two millennia ago, then concluding that the myth behind said Turkfag is about as real as a computer game character (ie not real) isn't hard, even for braindead children to stress another fallacy. The next thing you're going to tell me is that the Tooth Fairy is a real thing and not the delusions of another vile tranny on Bluesky rambling into the online void.

 

[Your-Fairy-Wish-Prince]

I was always a fan of Cowboy Santa…maybe it’s the Texan in me.

And yes he is real. He likes a shot of whiskey and cobbler better than milk and cookies.

 

[McMitch]

Your words, not mine. And the Earth is Elliptical, not Spherical. A common Schoolboy error.

The degree to which the Earth is an ellipsis is .003, which makes the distinction pedantry. Such are the extent of arguments Santa-deniers, such as yourself, can drudge up to support their evidently wrong beliefs.