I loathe that Ethan makes his ex-butt fucker the roach look normal in comparison.
Ethan got internet famous for being a schlubby short guy who reviewed vape shops while being married to a
much taller (& clearly she's the pants wearer in said relationship) snooty Israeli woman. Alas, Ethan was always doomed to make Hasan look decent in comparison, solely because Hasan isn't a short schlubby loser getting ordered around by his long-faced
Dominatrix wife.
Oh my fucking god. I haven't watched Ethan in probably over a year. This comes across my feed. What the hell happened to him. He looks like a fucking cancer patient. Like he looks fucking sick dude. Look at his arms. His eyes are SUNK INTO HIS SKULL. What is this?
1: he's definitely on Ozempic. It causes facial muscle wasting (hence, why so many celebrities this year are suddenly getting obvious facial plastic surgery/face lifts/cheek implants; it's to correct "Ozempic face")
2: ...well, this is just speculation, but I wouldn't be shocked if he's abusing meth, or some other form of amphetamines like Adderall or Vyvanse (Ethan's rich, he could clearly afford to pay for their street prices). Ethan's 3 am angry
bitter ex boyfriend anti-Hasan rants screamed "I just snorted crushed up Adderall and now must talk to people because everything I think & say is super poignant and amazing". Adderall abusers always have this arrogant confidence & the inexplicable
need to talk to people
right now. I literally had to block/ghost a friend with an Adderall addiction until she got sober, 'cause she'd routinely call me up at 4 am high as a kite trying to argue about politics, or convert me to veganism. Mind you, my friend
wasn't even a vegan!