Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[hog cranking frog]

I'm hoping for a Alyssa has to move back in with her parents plotline after the impending legal implosion. Imagine the content we'd get with a backdrop of normie boomer long Islanders constantly shitting on Alyssa's vulgar faux radicalism.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Pay her?! Far easier way to handle the hooers:

Let me one up this woman by using a Polish Easter tradition. Of course, it's Dingus Day.

 

[RogozubEnjoyer]

This is not a drill. Alyssa Mercante has officially filed a 54-page lawsuit against Smash JT. His address is also posted on page 7, putting him and his family in danger from criminal simps like Dave Rivera. If you go to page 26, Kiwi Farms is mentioned and blaming it on Smash JT.
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The lawyer is that same hack Lane A. Haygood, while the other two are Don McGowan and J. Remy Green.
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Absolutly based.

Tottal GAYmergate grifter death

 

[AnOminous]

I don't think any attorney would advise his client to voluntarily become a defendant, especially a client with sizable assets. Even if it's a ridiculous case, you're going from zero odds of liability to non-zero odds.

It happens more commonly than you think. And it's sometimes preferable if the other defendant is going to plead you in as a third party defendant anyway.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Pay her?! Far easier way to handle the hooers:

'and so it happened.'

 

[Miller]

If that picture had a smell attached to it, it would be: cat piss and old milk that spilled behind the fridge.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Alyssa thinks she's the professional of Ciri from The Witcher, and all she cares about is her gay sexuality.


Meanwhile, Smash JT and his lawyer Ron Coleman are on Valliant Renegade's livestream, discussing stuff including Alyssa Mercante's lawsuit.

 

[stupid frog]

Alyssa Mercante vs Anisa Jomha in CC3?

Why would you even suggest this? I'd rather Anisa won.

 

[Charnel Ground]

Why would you even suggest this? I'd rather Anisa won.

Bleaque

 

[TigerBloodMan69]

Why would you even suggest this? I'd rather Anisa won.

Praying for a double KO and transmission of Mercante aids to Anisa.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Though in all honesty, has anyone else noticed how so many of the most "SJW" women in gaming are complete muscle mommies?

If Alyssa is a muscle mommy then I'm Chris Bumstead. The game is in some state when these entry-level bitches are being praised because they did a couple lat pulldowns in between sucking dick for reps.

 

[Magnificent Penis]

The Streisand Effect is ruining her lawsuit because she cannot lie her way out of it, too many people paid attention.
Just look at this thread and how it is blooming right now. From PG to overtaking The Toe(tm) in just a few months.

This is my favorite part of the whole thing. The dumb whore went out of her way to send an empty threat to the owner of a website full of autists obsessed with archiving public statements made on social media knowing that they might be deleted, only a few weeks before launching a lawsuit in which the things she said on social media would be so damaging that she has to attempt to delete all of them. She invited the archival patrol to come dig into her shit with the absolute worst timing imaginable, it is some seriously impressive retardation.

 

[Chris Konon]

Rewatching this I'm just now realizing how Alyssa says SHE'S been working on the lawsuit and how the passages that simply sound like a know-it-all undergrad were probably written by her.

Reminds me that I've been wanting to nitpick her shitty thesis.

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look how happy she was celebrating her lolsuit against chuds that are about to be BTFO’ed haha

I wish I’ve seen her face at the moment she realised it’s not gonna be a slum dunk on her haters she thought it would be. She probably needed a celebratory chug of vodka to calm herself.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

The evidence of deletion goes beyond Alyssa. Black girl gamers, Ash Pariah or whatever her name is and basically everyone in the anti Gg clique are deleting dozens even hundreds of social media posts all on the same day or the day after. Black girl gamers is also trying to silence their rivals and are in legal battle with ron coleman as well. This probably could have went unnoticed if not for Alyssa being a neon sign ontop of this shady strategy.

. She probably needed a celebratory chug of vodka to calm herself.

Nah it won't click with her until it's too late if ever, she has some very delusional affirmations I expect her to be floored instantly when and if this starts to go bad for her.

 

[Jershua Coomer Troon]

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I can't believe someone didn't make this comparison.
A (lol)cow with a pin on its head labeling it. The writers of this show must know what they are doing making these parallels. Looking forward for the Liz Fong-Jones crossover episode.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Alyssa and her simps think that people like ThatParkPlace don't know anything about gaming news media.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

Alyssa and her simps think that people like ThatParkPlace don't know anything about gaming news media.
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[behindyourightnow]

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If only all those dumb conservatives understood Mass Effect like Alyssa Mercante does! Chuds, do yourself a favor and educate yourself into decent human beings by recalling Alyssa's stunning interpretation of Mass Effect 3:

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You should buy “Mass Effect 3.” I don’t care if you’ve never played a video game in your entire life. You could pick up an Xbox controller and not know which side is up, it doesn’t matter.

Sure, “Modern Warfare 3” is the best-selling game in video game history, but we all know that what makes the most money isn’t always the best. MW3 is more like that OK-looking chick you settle for when all of the other hot chicks turn you down. It’s interesting and it’s certainly entertaining, but it’s not groundbreaking or thought-provoking or even remotely different.

And it’s definitely not hot.

“Mass Effect 3” is the supermodel at the bar. You’ve got to step outside of your comfort zone to get her, but when you do it’s well worth the effort.

Thanks Alyssa!

 

[Herpes is Brat]

If only all those dumb conservatives understood Mass Effect like Alyssa Mercante does! Chuds, do yourself a favor and educate yourself into decent human beings by recalling Alyssa's stunning interpretation of Mass Effect 3:

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Spoiler: text

You should buy “Mass Effect 3.” I don’t care if you’ve never played a video game in your entire life. You could pick up an Xbox controller and not know which side is up, it doesn’t matter.

Sure, “Modern Warfare 3” is the best-selling game in video game history, but we all know that what makes the most money isn’t always the best. MW3 is more like that OK-looking chick you settle for when all of the other hot chicks turn you down. It’s interesting and it’s certainly entertaining, but it’s not groundbreaking or thought-provoking or even remotely different.

And it’s definitely not hot.

“Mass Effect 3” is the supermodel at the bar. You’ve got to step outside of your comfort zone to get her, but when you do it’s well worth the effort.

Thanks Alyssa!

When you really think about it she does seem like someone with arrested development trying to emulate Jack throughout throughout their adult life


"We Have jack at home"

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Just popping in to laugh at Rackets. All he had to do was not drink and drug himself to death and he would have direct lines to most of the lawyers involved in the funniest cases. But nope.