Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 99 25.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 70 17.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 159 40.3%

  • Total voters
    395
There's a strong argument to be made that Nick legit had the stars align for him to succeed at streaming because he was never charming either. All he had going was he was pretending to be a trade Christian father figure and hung out with people more retarded than him so he always looked good. That and his audience didn't know law, so he could say whatever he wanted. Notice what happened when he started having real lawyer come on, suddenly his takes were retarded or non-existent. And now here we are, with a guy whose YouTube channel is called Rekeita LAW claiming he was never a law channel while out on bail for drug and child abuse charges.
When compared to people like Ralph, Gator, Juju, etc. Nick at the time seemed like a normal, successful, well adjusted guy.

Ironically, Nick has become the least well adjusted guy out of the group.
 
@daffodils I assume you have this in hand. I can't focus on this for too much longer.
During Rekieta's birthday, he spent some time on Melton's chat discussing:
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Aaron's car tires:
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April's love for cars:
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A lot of chats about Legal Vices, his death, and his preference for Eastern European women. According to Nick, he died yesterday (December 15th, 2024) of a heart attack:
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While Melton was watching a part of Aaron's stream where he talked about the birthday party of his children, Rekieta sent this chat:
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Rekieta likes talking about Aaron ingesting cum:
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He only responded to one person who wished him a happy birthday (cherokeegirl):
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He peaced out after participating in the chat for about half an hour:
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When compared to people like Ralph, Gator, Juju, etc. Nick at the time seemed like a normal, successful, well adjusted guy.

Ironically, Nick has become the least well adjusted guy out of the group.
That's what I mean. A LOT of people found Nick because he was a guest on Dick or Ralph and seemed VERY well adjusted in comparison. He marketed himself basically by "taking pity" on these guys. I remember multiple kill streams he was on where he framed himself as not doing any drugs and not drinking much, he would go on these long diatribes about avoiding vices etc. Dead ass guy is a sociopathic liar. It's ridiculous in retrospect.
 
I know it's juvenile, but it will never not be funny that the gay bar burned down.

Twas a little too flaming in there, I think.

When you have Chief Felt arresting Nick, nothing is off limits.

The place opened in the late 1940s in what was then the theater and entertainment district of minneapolis with the "gay 90s" name which obviously at the time meant a throwback to the actual 1890s rather than it being a gay bar.

The area it was in took its first step downward in the early 1960s. Gay90s kept the same name and turned into a Burlesque joint. They featured "exotic" female "dancers".

In 1975, the whole of the area that gay90s was in (Hennepin Ave) went over to adult bookstores, a whole string of porn theaters, dangerous bars, open street prostitution and heroin dealing. It was the golden age of depraved downtown minneapolis. And the owner of Gay 90's announced that due to Burlesque becoming old-fashioned and tame, Gay 90s would become the gay 90s disco. Why did they keep the name so long? I think the guy who owned it was just cheap. The second level of the disco was given over to troon entertainment which was indication that maybe they were not going to do a disco.

The disco pretense didn't last much beyond the opening. Gay90s converted to an up-front gay bar with a non-ironic gay name.

This is the actual kind of small-town lore that I find fascinating. Thank-you for sharing. I wish I could find a YouTube channel that does little snippets like this.

RIP Lawrax. Jeff, as far as I know, seemed to nope out of Nick's drama in either direction, refusing to a-log or sweep?

He was regular guest on the Friday degeneracy streams and refused to take a side. He was a divorced man with adult children, so his personal choices did not affect anyone, al least. He also knew maritime law as well.
 
During Rekieta's birthday, he spent some time on Melton's chat discussing:
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So Nick thinks "drug dealers and posers" are "cool."

What an absolute faggot. What a cocksucking homosexual. Who thinks either of those two are cool?

Never mind how fucking retarded it is, on the eve of you going to deep throat the deep state's cock, on drug charges, to pay money to a pedophile to tell the world how "cool" you think drug dealers are.
 
I mean the phrase obviously game from somewhere, I was just saying I’ve never heard it in modern use outside of the Disney ride. And it still makes no sense for a bar that isn’t themed in any way
(@Strix454 already gave the lowdown, but cosigning and a link):

It's (now*) a pun, geez. Reference to the Gay 90s era historically (gay meaning joyous, and carefree, and era being that as well), and later* a gay bar (primarily; as others have said, it's now a fun place for anyone).

*it started as a non-gay supper club/vaudeville show place. It was a bit later that it started having female impersonators, etc., and it later evolved to an actual gay bar.
 
Everything Melton says/writes is painfully unfunny with an over powering stench of try hard faggotry, no wonder Nick likes him.
Fully agreed. You can really tell when someone is reaching for a joke and working too hard. For example, this low effort Facebook meme is way funnier and more biting than anything Melton can write (that doesn't involve raping children, of course).
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You know the more I see nick chumming it up with pedophile chomo Melton
And now, Rekieta's Internet daddy is also getting chummy with Melton.

Juju the Cow and Vito the Pedo are going to participate in Melton's Las Vegas event "Hackamania."
"A festival for hacks, by hacks, with stuff degenerates like you will love!"
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Rekieta also said he's planning to appear at this event.

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Wait, $64/sqft is insanely low. And you say the offer is for ~66% of that? The prices in my town are $120-360/sqft -- but we have an influx of mormons thanks to a temple and we can't seem to get the Californians to fuck off, so maybe that's why.
Sure it sounds low but you have to remember that the cheapness is counteracted by
a)the fact it's in the middle of nowhere Minnesota
b)the fact it's next door to a drug addled retard
c)the fact that every surface will need to be deep cleaned, and possibly blessed by a priest to remove the taint of balldo and april using it as a party pad
d)it is clearly haunted by the many, many souls of the people who were definitely murdered in that shower
 
Dead ass guy is a sociopathic liar. It's ridiculous in retrospect.
Even as he was degrading his public image, layer by layer, there was still at least some cushion provided by "this guy is obviously drunk and probably on legal speed" so you could still think "this is the drugs/booze talking". Between "Dear John" and "THEY SAY I HIT MY KIDS, SEAN" he burned away whatever shroud he still had left around his miserable pathetic spiteful little soul. And after that we had the revelation of the coked up 8 year old. This creature is an example of why people deservingly get lynched. He has provided no good to this world and only spreads chaos and misery. I hope the children miraculously make it out of his shitshow whirlwind with a fighting chance at a good life.
 
Juju the Cow and Vito the Pedo are going to participate in Melton's LA event "Hackamania."

Its in Las Vegas not LA. I would assume that Nick will try to bring April along and it would probably be a good time for her first suicide attempt. She will get to meet Melton and Vito, fat juju and a whole bar full of subhuman trash. The smell alone will probably cause April a psychotic break.
Yeah. People can say what they want about the dabbleverse, but its many steps up from Melton's gathering of the undermench in Las Vegas.
 
And now, Rekieta's Internet daddy is also getting chummy with Melton.

Juju the Cow and Vito the Pedo are going to participate in Melton's LA event "Hackamania."
"A festival for hacks, by hacks, with stuff degenerates like you will love!"
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Rekieta also said he's planning to appear at this event.
From streaming to tens of thousands, to being a criminal addict and to superchatting dabblefag nobody like pedoMelton and running to his shitty events with Daxipad (Dax Herrera a.k.a. Dick Masterson, Man who loves to get pegged while he dresses as a cow) and Vito the Pedo.
And playing bonnie and clyde with a living fleshlight.
Couldn’t have happened to a better faggot.

Man I still think the kids would be way off better living with Kayla’s family. (Nick’s parents are lying liars like their son)
Cuckpope your online relevancy is non-existent and you only have a few dozen paypigs sweepin for you.
All your new and old ”friends” you associate currently with will drop you in a heartbeat once you stop being usefull for them.

Neck yourself cuck loser. 🥃:really:
 
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