Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Tiresome]

Jack is 100% one of those people who got vaccinated and pretended they didn't - Just consider how important maintaining the lie of "dieting" is to him, so he has pretense to constantly remind everyone that he knows better than they do; and he lives better than them as a consequence. He practices the laziest forms of narcissism and dishonesty imaginable. That said, I would love to be wrong about his vaccination status.

I would not be surprised either way, but what's manifestly clear about Jack Russell Scalfani is he is absolutely the most craven kind of hypocrite in virtually every aspect of his life.

 

[biggacracka]

Jack is 100% one of those people who got vaccinated and pretended they didn't - Just consider how important maintaining the lie of "dieting" is to him, so he has pretense to constantly remind everyone that he knows better than they do; and he lives better than them as a consequence. He practices the laziest forms of narcissism and dishonesty imaginable. That said, I would love to be wrong about his vaccination status.

That makes sense actually.
>"guise, fast food is killing you"
>BURGER WARS
>"guise, carbs are killing you"
>eats carbs by the carload
>"guise, vaccines are killing you"
>...
This nigga is vaxxmaxxing

 

[Tiresome]

This nigga is vaxxmaxxing

That would have been a fantastic video, Tammy storming into the local community center, Jack rolling on behind (fatly) on the scootypuff, having him roll up his sleeve to show his flabby arm for another free jab because the county health department is pumping Johnson & Johnson today and he already has cheap Walgreens and CVS bandaids covering his Pfizer and Moderna shots.

VAXX WARS.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

That makes sense actually.
>"guise, fast food is killing you"
>BURGER WARS
>"guise, carbs are killing you"
>eats carbs by the carload
>"guise, vaccines are killing you"
>...
This nigga is vaxxmaxxing

To say nothing of PrEP when Junior brings Dontell Barkevious Benjamin and the boys back from fag football at the warehouse for a little Backdoor BBQ.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

To say nothing of PrEP when Junior brings Dontell Barkevious Benjamin and the boys back from fag football at the warehouse for a little Backdoor BBQ.

They invited Patrick to grill the black guy.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack confirmed to have the worst taste in movies ever

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

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Am I missing something here? Why would a dogs belly need to be shaved? I don't think her fur is long enough for mats. Maybe related to his weird fetish/fear of dog genitalia?

Maybe because that's the only part of the dog they groom because they never take her harness off?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack confirmed to have the worst taste in movies ever

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Fatty just thinks that Aaron Taylor-Johnson is hot so that's why he gave it such a good score.

It's also not really a Marvel movie as it's Sony and they own the movie rights to the Spiderverse.

 

[Tiresome]

No violence in Kraven the Hunter, huh. So I assume it's an intellectual drawing-room style flick like My Dinner with Andre?

 

[p1138]

No violence in Kraven the Hunter, huh. So I assume it's an intellectual drawing-room style flick like My Dinner with Andre?

LOL, there's violence in the first 30 seconds of the trailer from a year ago and the one from just a few months ago.

Of course you have to remember that Fatty almost choked his own son to death, so who knows wtf his idea of "violence" is.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Has anyone else noticed Jack gets way more negative comments on his videos now? I think he's totally given up on getting rid of the haters.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Of course you have to remember that Fatty almost choked his own son to death, so who knows wtf his idea of "violence" is.

It's not just his frame of reference that's fucked, he can't remember anything more than 30 seconds. He gave a review of Shogun's first episode saying it wasn't violent, and that has suicide, decapitations, and people being boiled alive.

 

[Dead Air]

He can't see the screen. His vision is fucked he probably can barely follow along with a plot line for more than a couple minutes. He goes to these movies to consume more popcorn.

 

[densedance]

Has anyone else noticed Jack gets way more negative comments on his videos now? I think he's totally given up on getting rid of the haters.

Yeah that's what I also noticed. Before it was only a handfull, now on his latest few videos it's literally every comment. Question is, does he even give a shit? Does he even care? Is he willing to go trough the hassle to check every haidur comment and delete it or does he swift over it and forget about it? OR is he willing to shut down the comment section fully like he did many years ago (alltough the hadurs comment back then wasn't that vast as it is now).

 

[Marc]

you have to remember that Fatty almost choked his own son to death, so who knows wtf his idea of "violence" is.

Pasteurization.

VAXX WARS.

Jack says to vax before you vax!

I think he's totally given up on getting rid of the haters.

They're his only audience.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Yeah that's what I also noticed. Before it was only a handfull, now on his latest few videos it's literally every comment. Question is, does he even give a shit? Does he even care? Is he willing to go trough the hassle to check every haidur comment and delete it or does he swift over it and forget about it? OR is he willing to shut down the comment section fully like he did many years ago (alltough the hadurs comment back then wasn't that vast as it is now).

He admitted he can't read the comments and the guy(s) that he hired to moderate his comments obviously aren't doing it anymore.

 

[AnOminous]

He admitted he can't read the comments and the guy(s) that he hired to moderate his comments obviously aren't doing it anymore.

He's basically so brain-damaged he can't even read any more. This might explain some of his obvious confusion in his Jackoff the Go videos, where he can't figure out what he's ordering and when it comes, he can't remember what's on his plate and has to ask Hammy.

It could be his vision, but probably it's just that the brain damage from the strokes has rendered him unable to read.

Or it could be both. About nothing about this semi-sentient blob of flesh actually works at this point.

That's also why he gets so angy all the time, it upsets him when he's literally incapable of even understanding what's going on around him because of the brain damage.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

It's not just his frame of reference that's fucked, he can't remember anything more than 30 seconds. He gave a review of Shogun's first episode saying it wasn't violent, and that has suicide, decapitations, and people being boiled alive.

Jack's idea of violence is seeing explicit gore, that is pretty much what he means but he is too retarded to just say "there's no gore"

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He's basically so brain-damaged he can't even read any more. This might explain some of his obvious confusion in his Jackoff the Go videos, where he can't figure out what he's ordering and when it comes, he can't remember what's on his plate and has to ask Hammy.

It could be his vision, but probably it's just that the brain damage from the strokes has rendered him unable to read.

Or it could be both. About nothing about this semi-sentient blob of flesh actually works at this point.

That's also why he gets so angy all the time, it upsets him when he's literally incapable of even understanding what's going on around him because of the brain damage.

Six of one, half a dozen of the other. His vision is fucked up and his brain probably looks like Swiss cheese at this point.

 

[biggacracka]

Six of one, half a dozen of the other. His vision is fucked up and his brain probably looks like Swiss cheese at this point.

Who got more holes in they brain?
Someone suffering from prion disease,
KingDusterJFS,
Or Jackoff SoCalfatty