Steven Carver / Saberspark / Saberspark 64 / Sabersteve - Soylent infused breadtuber "Toonophile" who reviews children's cartoons for a living.

Is it just me, or does he now have this insufferable gay-sounding accent to his voice that he didn't have in the older days? I watched his AI Little Mermaid video after a long abstinence of not watching his stuff, and was wondering if he's either out the closet or using some really cheap microphone. So bizarre
AI Little Mermaid video? I know she's in the public domain but my god........
 
Is it just me, or does he now have this insufferable gay-sounding accent to his voice that he didn't have in the older days? I watched his AI Little Mermaid video after a long abstinence of not watching his stuff, and was wondering if he's either out the closet or using some really cheap microphone. So bizarre
He's a furnigger bro, you take a guess.
 
Why does this sort of remind me of Dobson progressively drawing himself younger and with more hair?
Dear dobson (who may or not be six feet under) and saber. You're not wizards, there's no such thing as wizards, and you're not merlin. You don't age backwards and just deal with the cards you've been given.
His avatar has went through multiple designs actually.
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Ok so I admit to being wrong on that regard but I stand by my theory he's either looked like his current avatar self before or saw himself like that at one time. And as expensive as it is to constantly commission artists to draw poses for his videos it's cheaper and requires less effort then actually trying to look like that in real life.
 
Side-by-side comparison
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I really tried to understand what makes him a 'lolcow' like chris chan, bossmanjack, nikocado and co. but all I found were some folks angry he had gasps political opinions and he likes bluey or something.

3/10, there was an attempt at least.

He's one of the nicest and least divisive youtubers on the platform and offsite too.
We found sabers kiwifarms account lol
 
Millennial parents love Bluey, FYI

I'd like to say that it's the reason Gen Alpha is doomed but there have been worse shows in existence

But no, people who are openly coomers like Jay Bauman and Brad Jones and indeed Saber have a surprising history of not doing any illegal shit, as opposed to the channels that brand themselves as wholesome Keanu chungus 100
Keyword parents, saberspark is not a parent, hes a grown man with no kids watching and obsessing over little kids cartoons, do you not think thats a lil wierd nigga
 
Keyword parents, saberspark is not a parent, hes a grown man with no kids watching and obsessing over little kids cartoons, do you not think thats a lil wierd nigga
It is, but to coin a phrase, who gives a fuck

In 2014 he might've had a very active thread, but the bar for people to amuse themselves has been significantly raised even within the domain of autists sperging over cartoons
 
It is, but to coin a phrase, who gives a fuck

In 2014 he might've had a very active thread, but the bar for people to amuse themselves has been significantly raised even within the domain of autists sperging over cartoons
At least put him in internet famous board next to mrenter or something.
 
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Is it just me, or does he now have this insufferable gay-sounding accent to his voice that he didn't have in the older days? I watched his AI Little Mermaid video after a long abstinence of not watching his stuff, and was wondering if he's either out the closet or using some really cheap microphone. So bizarre
I don't remember who it was who pointed it out the longer a YouTuber makes videos, the more high-pitched they become over time, which is also true with actors (voice-actors especially). Not entirely sure the theory is behind it outside of needing to sound "more excited".
 
It's not that Saberspark is not a lolcow—he is—but he's so boring his thread will be condemned to having like 3 posts per year at most
Well here is his most recent video and you are right on point.

Saber spends half of the video repeating "this is not for kids. OMG, they thought this was for kids. This is definitely not for kids." He, at the age of 36, then spends the next half of the video complaining about pacing and structural issues for this dumb cartoon.

He is a degenerate manchild who spends his time gooning to children's media. He definitely is a lolcow. But, he doesn't interact with his audience enough or make enough changes to his content to go on a complete downward spiral. If he sperged just a little bit more or got into a bitch fight with another YouTuber he would have a great thread.
 
If he sperged just a little bit more or got into a bitch fight with another YouTuber he would have a great thread.
Hell, he would have a very active thread as he is on the farms circa 2015.

But... just look at the front page of the lolcow forum and you see convicted felon gamblers, junkie prostitutes, violent schizophrenics, and people actually investigated for murder

The farms demands quality entertainment, and in comparison he doesn't cut it even if he belons here

All left will be the occasional autist Kiwi mad at his takes on cartoons surfacing on the thread now and then
 
I don't remember who it was who pointed it out the longer a YouTuber makes videos, the more high-pitched they become over time, which is also true with actors (voice-actors especially). Not entirely sure the theory is behind it outside of needing to sound "more excited".
On a similar note, I watched a Schaffrillas vid yesterday for the first time in ages and good lord his voice sounds like it’s gotten higher pitched and definitely more gay-sounding. What are the chances he’s gonna troon out?
 
On a similar note, I watched a Schaffrillas vid yesterday for the first time in ages and good lord his voice sounds like it’s gotten higher pitched and definitely more gay-sounding. What are the chances he’s gonna troon out?
he's greek, he was never straight
 
On a similar note, I watched a Schaffrillas vid yesterday for the first time in ages and good lord his voice sounds like it’s gotten higher pitched and definitely more gay-sounding. What are the chances he’s gonna troon out?
I cut the guy some slack he still makes entertaining videos and he's a self admitted theater kid. They all sound like that. I'm just impressed(?) he still makes content after that awful car accident.
 
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