DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Cucktry Roads]

As someone who plays Squirrel Girl, that Marvel Rivals segment was painful. It is clear that he has no idea how a character like this should be played. Or a team game for that matter, he plays it like Call of Duty. The crowning moment was him repeatedly missing a Psylocke at close range and then still bitching about it, even though it was 100% a skill issue.

No shit. Not only is he using controller on pc, he can't figure out that a squishy sniper needs to stay behind their team, not in front.

Also loved him bitching about net code on clear misses.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Wasn't he promising a DSP tries it tomorrow as long as they reached the goal either once today or during the first stream tomorrow? Now he's saying there might be a DSP tries it. If that is the case then his dents truly deserve to get scammed if they keep paying in to this constantly.

As dumb as this all sounds, I believe he had to get to 10 streams hitting the goals to get a DSP Tries It. Because he's greedy and stupid, instead of making the goals have to be reached the day before the "reward", he counts the stream that's the same day. So the day stream yesterday he didn't hit it, then the night stream he did, so he needs one more. So because of his own idiocy we get situations like last week, where he claims he has to hit the goal by a certain time of day or Kat has to put dinner in the oven rather than him ordering the "reward" food. If you believe any of that, he'd rather disrupt his wife's day to wring a few pennies out of the dents than just order the food reward next day.

 

[The Sneed]

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Kick definitely getting dropped any day now every time I look at chat it's something like this kek

Now you have to be following his Kick for 60 minutes before being able to chat. Before it was 5 minutes. Really wonder why

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Now you have to be following his Kick for 60 minutes before being able to chat. Before it was 5 minutes. Really wonder why

It's a real shame the one person who knew the answer got banned for some reason...

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Now you have to be following his Kick for 60 minutes before being able to chat. Before it was 5 minutes. Really wonder why

He changed it again. You have to be a kick member for at least 24 hours now.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Is it time for a "how long before Kick is abandoned?" Poll? It must be on thin ice now.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Is it time for a "how long before Kick is abandoned?" Poll? It must be on thin ice now.

Better get that poll up quick lmao cause he basically said he is done with his politics show unless their are "interesting topics"

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He changed it again. You have to be a kick member for at least 24 hours now.

Looks like Kick chat went from UK mode to full on North Korea mode.

 

[dent_whisperer]

Like a legit cult leader.

You should watch the Shawn Ryan Show. He just released an interview he did with a guy that's like the leading cult expert on the planet and the way he described how cults operate sounds exactly like Phil and his curated audience.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

The thread went from glazing phil to talking about how the KC paypigs are pedos. Stark contrast

Once again, all is how it should be.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Once again, all is how it should be.

Burnell's Black Magic created an anomalous rift in the ancient Ethereal Fabric, but the White Magic of the CapsLock Kings have restored balance to the universe. May their keyboards never falter.

I thought he was going to be able to keep his gay rally going through the holidays and then peter out when paypigs are cashed out in January, but <trombone fail sfx>

I think it's time for new gimmick:

 

[myone]

You should watch the Shawn Ryan Show. He just released an interview he did with a guy that's like the leading cult expert on the planet and the way he described how cults operate sounds exactly like Phil and his curated audience.

When being a cult leader, as with everything else in life, DSP is the worst possible version of one (when it comes to success): Barely making ends meet and not even fucking teenage groupies nor living in a mansion with indentured servants.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Do we have a rotating Phil gif yet?

 

[00R-Gundam]

Better get that poll up quick lmao cause he basically said he is done with his politics show unless their are "interesting topics"

There are interesting topics that he could tackle but that requires brainpower and going beyond twitter. He just wants the headlines and be done with it. The fact that he really thought that he could make Dapolitics a thing and that people would actually hear him and take him seriously is some Hubris that would make Nemesis blush.


That said we knew this was gonna be the outcome because he is lazy and is trying to be "Trendy" except hes years late and this applies to everything he does. At this pace he will make dsp cooking a thing if things get dire. Althoughwe know he won't because that would mean exposing his house to the trolls.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

There are interesting topics that he could tackle but that requires brainpower and going beyond twitter.

Still can’t believe he talked about Syria then yelled at people in chat for arguing about…Syria.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Still can’t believe he talked about Syria then yelled at people in chat for arguing about…Syria.

That's often Phil's way. He talks about something, and then chat is not allowed to say a word about it.

 

[neger psykolog]

That's often Phil's way. He talks about something, and then chat is not allowed to say a word about it.

BasedsydePhil at it again.
Chat is full of fucking retards so who would even want to hear their thoughts about anything.

Maybe in that context that is why DSP tells them to shut up all the time. It isn't narcissism, its that people who unironically watch live streamers are mouthbreathers across the board.

DSP is the only streamer smart enough to realize how retarded livestream viewers are. He manipulates them for free money and tells them to shut up.

 

[Elbe]

Still can’t believe he talked about Syria then yelled at people in chat for arguing about…Syria.

Bubbles...bubbles...shut the fuck up about the bubbles!

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

You should watch the Shawn Ryan Show. He just released an interview he did with a guy that's like the leading cult expert on the planet and the way he described how cults operate sounds exactly like Phil and his curated audience.

About two years ago, some whale stopped contributing out of nowhere(see: got banned) and Phil sent them what some might call a "strongly worded letter" that featured some strong cult rhetoric. I wonder how often he sends those emails out to long gone dents these days, using such phrases as "come to your senses".

 

[blahblahblah678]

Phil is in no position to say anything about his dents because this dumb fuck is always asking them what to do and is reliant on them for everything.