Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.8%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 98 24.9%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.6%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 159 40.5%
  • Total voters
    393
Not Who You Think said:
This advice is for people who can rationalize any personal cost (to say nothing of the cost of one's family and friends as they lose a loved-one) as long as they can be famous.
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Bukowski was a brilliant poet and prose stylist but absolutely not a role model unless you're a complete idiot. That poète maudit shit sounds so charming and romantic until you're looking down the barrel of a gun you're aiming at your own head because of how badly you've fucked up your life pursuing that goal.

Don't go down that road. It's one-way.
 
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Dixieland Buckaroo said:
I don't see why the state would negotiate or cave to Nick's bullshit. What he's professed publicly seems to confirm the "drop the child neglect" theory. But there is no way drop that if the drugs were there. (Which at a sight, will be proven true by the body cam, and then confirmed by testing.)
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Of course they can drop the child neglect charges. It's common to reduce charges or drop them altogether for plea deals, especially lesser charges. The prosecution isn't bound to prosecute everything for which evidence exists, either.
MunsterCheeseJr said:
Nick is walking into the 2nd settlement conference and he only thinks "it's possible the end of all this bullshit will be in sight?!!?!?!"

He doesn't know if he has a deal established with the prosecution?!?!?
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No matter what agreement he has reached, the judge has to approve it and although they usually do it isn't guaranteed. His use of "possible" is appropriate in this case.
 
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With regards to the Jeff posts, I would advise everyone to take a quick breather before spitting on a man, however poorly, eulogizing an extremely recently dead friend. Even if he is obliquely sucking himself off in the subtext, it insults your dignity to seethe about something like that. If praising Jeff for enabling him is the best grieving he can do, just leave him to it.
Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
Doesn't sound very churchy to me. Those aren't Biblical quotes. Churches tend not to focus on self-improvement concepts in actual sermons. The first one she posted uses a 19th c. idiom, and the second one starts with a Maya Angelou (partial) quote.
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They sound more like Nick quotes than Church quotes. I propose a theory that Rackets has taken his blasphemy one step further, ordained himself as the Antipope of Orthodox Balldoism and started "preaching" to his family.
AnOminous said:
[nasal fag voice] But I don't WANNA.
Do it faggot!
*pssssssss*
[strip turns bright red and alarms start going off]
It's positive!
[nasal fag voice]You're ABSOLUTELY BULLSHIT LYING! REEEEEEEE!
*tazes the skelly hauls off to jail*
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You don't understand, those tests can give a false positive merely for eating everyone's favourite pasta, penne alla cocaine.
 
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Dear Mr. Father Christmas sir,

I haven't asked for anything since you failed to get me that XBOX 360 when I was 12. But I ask you now, humbly, that you deliver me a Nick ODD tardout for the ages. Isn't this what the holiday season is all about? Bringing people together? We would all be so warmed and jolly if you made this happen. Please consider my request.

Yours festively,
Thebigdream
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
That's what I hope for too but I think he's just too beaten down. He's going to skulk in there and beg for mercy like the cuck that he is. He'll walk out with whatever they give him and claim that he did a super good job at legal stuff.

Our only hope is that he gets nice and smug and goes full retard again.
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I am holding out hope that, when confronted with the choice of actively opting for a lesser humiliation (pleading guilty to child neglect), or passively doing nothing and suffering a greater humiliation (trial, bodycam footage releasing), Nick's dopamine-fried brain will find it abhorrent to willingly do anything that will hurt his ego, even if it's the better thing to do. But it's pretty unlikely. We'll (hopefully) know the outcome pretty soon.
 
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AARON GOSSIP:

"Very exciting and interesting news [...] that could go down today [....} someone definitely needs to find a fuckin' place to live. [...] and that's straight from the horse's mouth." - Aaron

Take it for what it's worth... Some (slightly annoying) gossip from Aaron today. In this version of his show (he had OBS issues and has 3 attempts), he claims that a source who often has reliable information confirms that "someone" is insisting that April (he doesn't name her) find a new place to live. This supposed reliable "inside source" is named "Scott". He/she DMed him on stream.

2:40: 25 - 2:44: 45. He seemed surprised.

May be a nothingburger and it was simply about the sale of the home.

Edit: Corrected timestamp & clarity
 
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Melty Butter said:
AARON GOSSIP:

"Very exciting and interesting news [...] that could go down today [....} someone definitely needs to find a fuckin' place to live. [...] and that's straight from the horse's mouth." - Aaron

Take it for what it's worth... Some (slightly annoying) gossip from Aaron today. In this version of his show (he had OBS issues and has 3 attempts), he claims that a source who often has reliable information confirms that "someone" is insisting that April (he doesn't name her) find a new place to live. A supposed reliable "inside source" named Scott DMed him on stream a couple times.

2:43: 25 - 2:47: 45. He seemed surprised.

May be a nothingburger and it was simply about the sale of the home.
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Even so, still a juicy tidbit.
 
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MaltVinegarRespecter said:
Given Nick's track record, he's due for at least one legal victory. C'mon, Nick, you know you got this one. Take it to trial and show the state your real legal expertise. Can't lose 'em all, right?
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OH MY GOD, DUDE THIS IS SO FUCKING RIGGED! JUDGE PUSSY LIQOUR FLIPPED THE SWITCH! I'M GONNA FUCK- AH DUDE!
 
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Melty Butter said:
AARON GOSSIP:

"Very exciting and interesting news [...] that could go down today [....} someone definitely needs to find a fuckin' place to live. [...] and that's straight from the horse's mouth." - Aaron

Take it for what it's worth... Some (slightly annoying) gossip from Aaron today. In this version of his show (he had OBS issues and has 3 attempts), he claims that a source who often has reliable information confirms that "someone" is insisting that April (he doesn't name her) find a new place to live. A supposed reliable "inside source" named Scott DMed him on stream a couple times.

2:43: 25 - 2:47: 45. He seemed surprised.

May be a nothingburger and it was simply about the sale of the home.
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If it were anyone else I'd disregard it, but Aaron has a certain talent for spilling the truth out of his pockets and stumbling into wins like Mr. Magoo. I'm more inclined to believe him based on superstition alone.
 
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