Crime Beloved NYC bagel shop mourned by regulars after rat infestation forces sudden closure: ‘End of an era’

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Heartbroken crowds flocked to the beloved Absolute Bagels shop on the Upper West Side on Friday to mourn its sudden shuttering — which came after the kitchen was taken over by rats.

Kitchen equipment was being furiously carried out of the breakfast joint, which had landed on numerous best-bagel lists throughout its 30-year run.

A lone plain bagel stuffed with red flowers was laid outside the front of the store on Broadway between West 107th and 108th streets alongside a sign that read: “Thank you for your patronage for 30 years but…we have to go.”
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“I’m honestly going to go home and cry,” Kathryn Swain, 53, told The Post, noting that she had gotten everything bagel with plain cream cheese and tomato from the shop every day.

“It’s the center of this neighborhood. … Everyone inside — they feel like a family,” Swain said. “They’ve literally adopted me as their family. That’s what makes it special. It’s not a big business. They know everyone who comes in there.”

Absolute Bagels shocked the Manhattan neighborhood Thursday by throwing a “We are closed” sign in its windows without any warning to the public — a spectacle first reported by the West Side Rag.

The shop famously drew crowds every day of loyal visitors, including state Assemblymember-Elect Micah Lasher, who said he tried to reach the owner about keeping the business alive.
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But while the front of the bagel shop was constantly buzzing with loyal customers, the kitchen was in a deplorable state, the city said.

The city Department of Health slapped Absolute Bagels with a whopping 67-point violation sheet Wednesday — a severe report card that called for the immediate closure of the shop.

Rat droppings were found in the food preparation, storage and service areas, and sugar packets beneath the bagel counter were clearly gnawed by the pesky critters, inspectors said.
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Even worse, the rodent’s dead bodies were left to rot in glue traps on top of the walk-in unit, a representative for the DOH told The Post.

The food itself was also not properly cared for: The smoked salmon, for example, was covered in a nasty layer of condensed wastewater that was dripping from the display case.

“We ordered a closure because we found pest and food contamination conditions posing an imminent public health hazard,” the Health Department said.
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The shutdown is not the first that Absolute Bagels has dealt with. It was temporarily closed in 2013 and 2017 for similar conditions. But the most recent DOH report card appears to be the death knell.

Owner Samek Thongkrieng has reportedly not made any effort to begin the reopening process, which would involve another inspection by the DOH, and even told the property broker he wanted to let the space go.

“Samek just told the landlord, ‘I’m done. No more.’ And that’s it, we never got an explanation,” Rafe Evans, who first rented the space to Thongkrieng in 1992, told The Post.
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Since the store first opened, Absolute Bagels has been consistently rated as one of the best in the city and was especially famed for serving an assortment of offbeat-flavored bagels and schmears such as walnut cream cheese.

“It was fresh. They toasted it right. There was a good ratio of bagel to cream cheese,” said Xavier, 35, a Harlem resident who grew up in the Upper West Side and had visited Absolute Bagels for 24 years, of the fare.

“Sometimes the bagel is too big and they don’t put enough cream cheese, and sometimes the cream cheese is too much and the bagel is not good enough,” he said of other spots.
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Ashna Arora, 27, gasped when she walked by the shuttered shop and said, “No” to herself.

“It’s so sad. They’re iconic. They’re the best in the city. It’s really sad,” she said, adding that her go-to order was an onion bagel with scallion cream cheese.

“It’s the end of an era.”

Similarly, neighbor Christopher Wambu, 70, stopped in his tracks when he say the “closed” signs.

“What is this? Is this a joke? Oh my goodness,” he said.
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After the shock wore off, Wambu realized he would have to break the news to his 11-year-old grandson.

“My grandson who lives in DC comes just to buy bagels,” Wambu said. “That’s his favorite thing in New York, to eat bagels. Now I have to tell him they’re closed.”

Workers on Friday told The Post that Thailand-born Thongkrieng was shutting the business down because he is “tired and very old.”
The owner did not return The Post’s request for comment.
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“He said it’s time to retire,” said Jorge Naba, 55, who had been working at the shop since its inception 33 years ago.

“I feel bad for everybody. Every morning I see everyone. It’s like a family,” Evans said of customers and co-workers. I feel bad. All my life I have been working there.”

And vultures are already setting their eyes on making a profit on the chef’s history.

“There’s a lot of interest,” Evans said of prospective operators. “Other [types of business] are reaching out but [the bagel business] feels it is the right use for the space after 30 years of intense goodwill, so we’re going to rent it to a bagel place.”

But how soon that could be appears up in the air.

“I don’t believe that it’s in pristine condition … I don’t think it’s a turnkey operation,” Evans said.
 
My guess is either a transplant health inspector or the owner decided to piss off the health inspector. A lot of Asian places are notorious for remaining open and still making money despite having a c grade. It seems that a lot of health inspectors have a basic plan of attack that targets the major violations and deliberately overlooks the minor ones so that they can keep milking businesses for money. There is also an unspoken agreement that you let the inspector do their job in peace, and they'll make it as painless as possible and simply just let you know that some shit needs to be taken care of without fining you on it. They are also required to give you a grace period when new violations are established. Pissing off an inspector always results in your establishment getting a thorough cavity search without any vaseline.

There is also the possibility that the place far surpassed the threshold for rat shit, especially if they made no effort to utilize an exterminator.

Also, beaners are a fixture in almost all types of restaurants. They get shit done and are willing to work with a hangover.

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Can picture the Thai guy being offended at the idea of not being to keep third world standards for the business causing the health inspector to want to throw the book at him. Lot of migrants seem adamantly against having any standards at all, even if they're just New York standards.
 
My guess is either a transplant health inspector or the owner decided to piss off the health inspector. A lot of Asian places are notorious for remaining open and still making money despite having a c grade. It seems that a lot of health inspectors have a basic plan of attack that targets the major violations and deliberately overlooks the minor ones so that they can keep milking businesses for money. There is also an unspoken agreement that you let the inspector do their job in peace, and they'll make it as painless as possible and simply just let you know that some shit needs to be taken care of without fining you on it. They are also required to give you a grace period when new violations are established. Pissing off an inspector always results in your establishment getting a thorough cavity search without any vaseline.

There is also the possibility that the place far surpassed the threshold for rat shit, especially if they made no effort to utilize an exterminator.

Also, beaners are a fixture in almost all types of restaurants. They get shit done and are willing to work with a hangover.

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Family in food service
Yeah, even my county which is pretty strict treats stuff like no soap under a vague "adequate handwashing facilities/accessible and properly supplied/used" means even if there doesn't look like there's been soap used in weeks it's just a two-point ding. Another five points if the fridge is too warm.

In New York I imagine what it takes to be shut down is a colony's worth of rats openly living in the store, like the KFC Taco Bell or something similarly outrageous.
 
Are you fucking retarded?
Some FOB third rate gook ran the place.
I even made this super obvious by highlighting it red.

Put down the fucking glue, stop fucking your cousin, and learn to fucking read.
Sick of all this limp wristed whining in here - always "it's da Joos"
You cunts need to level up your racism and realise there are so many different colours to hate on.
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Highlighted in green to show you are slightly incorrect which makes me technically correct the best kind of correct.
 
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Hon, you're eating less rat shit and ingredients floating in water that amounted to a bacteria breeding orgy.
It's not just rat shit! It's gritty, authentic, honest ta god NEW YORK rat shit! Those rats rode the A train! Susanne Bartsch spat on one of them! Only in New York!
 
Are you fucking retarded?
Some FOB third rate gook ran the place.
I even made this super obvious by highlighting it red.

Put down the fucking glue, stop fucking your cousin, and learn to fucking read.
Sick of all this limp wristed whining in here - always "it's da Joos"
You cunts need to level up your racism and realise there are so many different colours to hate on.
Shut up, jew.
 
Imagine eating at a place that could have killed you each time you ate there and being not only grateful for the privilege but upset when they're shut down for abundantly clear and good reasons.

The city becomes a little less authentic each day. Having ones personality and self worth tied to the city's authenticity, gonna take a little hit there lol.

One day nycers will be ordering off the same chillis menu they do in SLC and Plano kek.
 
I've always found it funny that each odd little corner of a city has it's own 'beloved' shitholes on top of the places that have broad interborough appeal, which normal people have never heard of, and which invariably serve sewer runoff that the locals will still gush about with a straight face.
Bugmen in big cities would literally eat shit off a plate if you told them it was some ethnic delicacy.
 
Bugmen in big cities would literally eat shit off a plate if you told them it was some ethnic delicacy.

Have it come with some kind of poastable "experience" too and you can charge twice as much as the other shit on a plate places.

The experience could be as simple as a surly foreign staff member "he's a lot like the soup Nazi!!” or just ordering it out the side of a shitty old trailer or truck in a parking lot somewhere, you stand in line in the cold thinking to yourself that you're "blue collar chic" or some such nonsense.
 

I was gonna suggest just getting a few cats to keep the rodent issue in check, because even if they're a little diseased, letting them roam around is still marginally less gross and might've even allowed them to skate by if it added up to overall fewer code violations. But it sounds like the rat infestation may actually been one of the least objectionable problems and emphasizing it might've been this article attempting positive spin. Go fucking figure.

In New York I imagine what it takes to be shut down is a colony's worth of rats openly living in the store, like the KFC Taco Bell or something similarly outrageous.

New York City or New York State? It's not just NYC, the whole state is full of places that dole out regular food poisoning and have visible rats/roaches with a slap on the wrist at absolute worst. In fact, the only time I remember something egregious enough to shut a place down entirely was when a place got caught in the act of butchering literal roadkill, and that was only permanent because the public outcry killed the business iirc.

Lmao just searched for one of the old articles mentioning that incident to prove I'm not making this up. It's easy enough to find a few intact, like here for instance (archive). Funnily enough, though, I inadvertently discovered that at some point within the years since, all references to this incident have either been scrubbed entirely or censored to refer only to them catching shit for "butchering a deer" after somebody "tipped off the health department." That doesn't sound as appalling as what actually happened, which was that some woman caught them dead to rights dragging roadkill through the parking lot into the front door of the place and called the police. I did find some of the original coverage on the Wayback Machine because I was local at the time and nigger I know I didn't fucking dream that.
 
The landlord says he only wants another bagel shop in that location
not that surprising. the landlord doesn't want to deal with permitting and other headaches that come with reconfiguring the space for something else.

its the same reason why all the ground level retail places at identibox "luxury apartment" developments are always empty. nobody wants to pay to have that space turned into a restaurant or shop, unless its a big chain.
 
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