Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Oh joy. Let's get to it then, I got work to do.

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"I can't believe we're actually getting Christmas related content" Part 17: Discovery of the Fupakuchi-Amba

tl;dw: opening shot with fatty, wearing some grandma's doily, pats her shelf ass and lie professes about how much she loves vlogmas, opening of the planner that she ordered (calling the planner a she btw. No one tell her that a sizable chunk of the world's languages use grammatical gender.) Goes to her storage unit to decide whether she wants to set up Christmas decorations and show us some of the stuff that's likely getting dumped at Goodwill sometime in the future. She rifles through- uhh...

ENHANCE!

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Hm, that's a dress pocket, isn't it? It's completely bulging tf out lmaooo imagine being so fucking fat you render pockets unusable. Also love how the lower image looks like a fat bitch facing right with her fupa. It's like that one two-faced japanese yokai woman (Futakuchi-Onna or, in this case, Fupakuchi-Amba?) except it's all heavily compressed fat and yeast colonies. Love that for our vile ogress. Anyway, getting back on track...

Shows us board games she'll never get to play again cuz she's a foul smelling cunt and has driven away all her friends and she sorts the rest of her storage. She now took all the Christmas stuff to her apartment and then we're briefly outside to be shown some leaves, where she of course lies and pretends to walk Twinkie.

Moving on, our gorl's "cooking" consists of cutting up some steak, roughly seasoning it and then slapping that slop into an air fryer, serve with pre-boiled eggs, pickles and stuffed olives and...


Joy.​

Though probably one of her more edible creations. Mostly because she didn't cook much of anything. After this, Fupakuchi-Amba assembles more of her Lego.

Before the end of this video, we get some fanart of Twinkie.


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Hm, yes, I'd say this one perfectly encapsulates Twinkie's ennui, tiredness, and desire for a less foul owner.
Anyway that's it for this one. THE END.

She's eating on camera more. Surely's got nothing do to with her perfectly normal and not at all deathfeeder based fetish "relationship". Also I cannot overstate how funny it is that fatty cannot even use the pockets on her dress. Suffer more, Cat Killer.

Edit: Or could that be a torn seam? Eh, either case, funny as fuck.

 

[mastergabe]

How would Amber going to OK stop her brother from running away?

It wouldn't stop him. Emily's family would be in danger if he tries to reach Amber for help and she was still in WI. That could be a reason why they don't know the next time they will see each other, at least until her brother's situation quiets down.


Mamalynn must be sooo proud of her children...a fugitive & a morbidly obese internet catfish.

 

[Goatchoker]

Bitch has a whole TUB of unopened legos lmfao.

“I’ve never put a Christmas tree up by myself” BITCH WHAT?!
It’s like a scratchy Lego set you tub of lard lmfao.

Her knife skills have not improved. At all.
Air fried steak. Yum.

No lie the storage unit for her apartment is kinda cool. I’ve never lived in an apt that had that.

ETA: I didn’t catch the dress pocket at her armpit and holy shittttttt

 

[Tiresome]

She literally looks like she's digging for food out of a trash receptacle.

 

[FatalTater]

tsk.
Awkwardly moving totes around for the fetishists is a Eugenia Cooney trick.
Originality was never an Amber trait though.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

Foster mom died on October 26 after a ”long and courageous battle”. The funeral was on November 21. Tony and Hamber are both mentioned in the obit.

https://www.duggans-serra.com/obituaries/Lynn-Marie-Ledford-Feeney?obId=33748073

I'd go back through the thread to see what she was doing on those dates but we all know she didn't really give a fuck anyway and also it's past my bedtime. Night gorls!

Even if the funeral was across the street that fat cunt wouldn't go. & what a dumb fuck her brother is. Now he'll be getting more time.

Not to mention Amber hauled her damn pets in there too, totaling 5 pets in that house, right? That probably wouldn't fly in a group living arrangement, either.

They're literally talking about Lard Asses Apartment, not Emily's.

 

[Noom Boom]

my ex did this too, and i genuinely don't understand how someone is financially stable enough to do that. eating at home has shown to be cheaper and better for your health.

It doesn't have anything to do with being financially stable, Amber probably makes a modest $60k - $70k a year, it's all about what we prioritize.

Amber doesn't have health insurance + $300/month
Amber doesn't have a car (no payment, insurance, gas, upkeep) + $500/month
Amber doesn't go out (movies, arcade, roller skating) + $600/month
And I don't know if she pays taxes, but if not that's almost $2k/month

You too could order food 3 times a day if you wanted to live like Amber. The thing is, no one wants to live like Amber because it's miserable.

 

[QueenCeeCee]

Was her Tony (her brother) in the hospital on Nov. 23, 2024?
Does that fit the timeline?
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So she lost her cat , her old foster mother really did die and she has a brother on the run? Not an Amber fan but I admit that does sound stressful. Too bad she'll use all that an excuse to eat instead of actually doing therapy . I'm sure some extra pounds will make Emily happy though

 

[pippeyyy]

So she lost her cat , her old foster mother really did die and she has a brother on the run? Not an Amber fan but I admit that does sound stressful. Too bad she'll use all that an excuse to eat instead of actually doing therapy . I'm sure some extra pounds will make Emily happy though

She isn't stressed. She doesn't give a fuck about her brother or foster mother. She has made vague statements about both being abusive. She hasn't seen either since she was out on a plane to go to her mother's in OK when she was 18. She absolutely was not close to or spoke to her foster mother.
If rarity dying was some huge stressful trigger she wouldn't have let her get out in the first place and would have probably looked for her longer than a day. Amber banks on people excusing her shit because it would be stressful to a semi normal person.

 

[ExplodedWhale]

They're literally talking about Lard Asses Apartment, not Emily's.

Lmao retard moment. This is what I get for replying to posts first thing in the morning, lol

But I think the general statements still stand: I don't think any assisted living place would let her have 3 pets. Amberlynn is single now, so she doesn't have a personality or interests at the moment. Hence why she's dragging out Legos and no framed Miley Cyrus prints on the wall.

Jade was definitely into interior decorating or at least making things look decent, as cheap as it was.

 

[dfranki723]

If rarity dying was some huge stressful trigger she wouldn't have let her get out in the first place and would have probably looked for her longer than a day.

Sadly, even that seems like a stretch for that unfeeling simpleton. I imagine it was more ''Oh shit Rarity must've gotten out... How can I make myself a victim in this and cover my own ass?''.
I don't think there was any moment of real searching on Fat Fuck's end :/

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

So she lost her cat , her old foster mother really did die and she has a brother on the run? Not an Amber fan but I admit that does sound stressful. Too bad she'll use all that an excuse to eat instead of actually doing therapy . I'm sure some extra pounds will make Emily happy though

lmao she couldnt even be assed to make an attempt to go to the funeral for a supposed beloved family member. But she could sit 20 hours both ways to stuff her fat fucking face with fed bundy. This actually solidified pure hate for her in my heart. I didn't straight up hate her the way I did say someone like boogie but her giving absolutely no fucks about her cat or family (even though shes been doing this her life) just really makes her look evil here. oh but she will still use them for sympathy. Just disgusting

 

[Peepeekakaland]

Kinda puts into perspective how this Vile Pile of lard will bring up months old news (Her foster Mother death) to deflect the blame, she gives 0 fucks about everyone not her cat not her brother not her foster mother, everyone is here to accommodate her, her cat was there if she needed something to pet and play nothing more I mean we saw how she fed and neglected the cats and twonk , her family (brother,mother,father, foster parents) gets mentioned only when she needs sympathy from her audience, she forgets that she was the one taking shots at them during krystle era(fucking idiot).

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

She thinks the death of a person she probably hasn’t interacted with in 15 years is some Teflon shield for her against criticism lol
No one is gonna forget you’re 2-0 on killing pet cats, lardass!

 

[Mekahineyho]

Can someone explain to me why Amber would need a fucking planner? She doesn’t go to the doctor, she doesn’t have a beauty upkeep schedule like getting her lashes or hair done, no outside hobbies that we know of. What does she write in there? Her mom’s work schedule so she knows when she can go out? I feel like retired elderly have more going on than she does.

 

[Clotso Coof]

She literally looks like she's digging for food out of a trash receptacle.

That's probably intentional. She might get more views with a thumbnail that looks like "600 lb Woman Eats Out of Garbarge Can".

 

[Even more 8008135]

Y'all want to know why ol' Ambo Dick-arms doesn't decorate without a caregiver girlfriend around?



She can't lift her arms long enough to do so. I mean, fucking look at this shit.

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

Thank you hambo, for motivating me to go to the gym.

I would actually kms if I was half your size

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Y'all want to know why ol' Ambo Dick-arms doesn't decorate without a caregiver girlfriend around?

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She can't lift her arms long enough to do so. I mean, fucking look at this shit.

Even if an absolutely cosmic miracle happens and Amber loses weight, her body will remain forever fucked.

If there's one thing I've learned from watching the deathfats on TLC, it's that skin removal surgery is not a guaranteed thing.

I can imagine that if Amber lost weight like she should, she would have a hard time finding a doctor who would do the skin removal.

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

POV: you're about to get your taco ATE